Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I wear board shorts all summer long...with no underwear...it's too
hot for any extra articles of clothing.
Earlier today a kid threw a snow cone at my windshield. I thought I
hit a rainbow...it was terrifying.
I'm pretty Hesher. I don't know what that means, but I'm gonna
start saying it as if I understand.
Come at me, bro.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
the legend of Ron Burgundy
(pretty much anything Will Ferrell)
I watch a lot of documentaries
Bring Me the Horizon
Crown the Empire
The Plot in You
Like Moths to Flame
Taking Back Sunday
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why Saturn spins the opposite direction of all the other
I want to be more like Saturn....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
always up to something. one time, when it was raining, a giant cat
came to my house a made one hell of a mess. if i ever catch that
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You're gonna have to try harder than that
You should message me if
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You like long walks on the beach and Hot Pockets.
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