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Kslisme

44 Mount Arlington, NJ Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 37–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Decided i want to move somewhere warm..if you want to too, write me, if not..well good luck to you.

Please...just put yourself in the real world..not this internet playland..think to yourself..would I approach her - would she want me to? if the answer is NO..please don't waste time on here. I'm sure you are lovely..but not for me.

No pic - do not write to me...so not interested..

thanks..now lets all have fun. good luck in your search..and I hope we all find our "happy"

People ask, "why are you still on here" I've had dates from here but they are not the complete package. I've either had passion with them, but no friendship or all friendship and no passion. So I keep going till I find both..because I won't settle for one side of the complete package. I want a best friend that i'm totally passionate for. Until then, I remain single.

Now that you are divorced..what’s the chances that you will actually find someone that you like, and they will actually like you back..

Yup, that was the solid advice my brother had given me on dating after divorce..good times..right. Well, sadly he is very much correct. Turns out that is a tricky formula. Dating. Why was this so much easier when you were younger? You would think the older you get the easier this gets, but no..It’s harder much harder.

I keep thinking one day there is going to be a little surprise in my inbox..a normal guy. I know, everyone’s got there definition of normal. But normal to me. Doesn’t have shirtless pictures, isn’t riding a motorcycle showing off his tattoos, Isn’t a pot head or cokehead or any other drug of choice.. doesn’t have five kids,( I love kids, but just a few..I mean how many can anyone take..lol), still living with his wife, oh..and doesn't have the I'm at the gym picture - look at my muscles..so lame!!

So I wait for my perfect man to write me on line, or be next to me at the counter and we glance at each other and feel the magic..or hell I don’t’ care if he runs me off the road and we realize we are soul mates as we are filling out the police report…but come on…get your divorces already and get back in the dating world already…I’m waiting..I shouldn’t be writing today..I'm obviously I’m in a mood..maybe it makes for good music..but I am no musician. But if you are…I like that. Please know..I joke about a lot of this..so take with a grain of salt..but there is a lot of truth mixed in. I’m sure you can relate.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying my best to get 10,000 steps a day on my fit bit..but it's hard. .
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh..and oddly enough suduko.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile..and my sarcastic sense of humor
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee..vacations..my family...my friends..my pets..funny people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have a washboard stomach...in my imagination. .and I talk to my pets. .i am cool with that too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I wish I didn't have to work today. .now I am tired. .when did I get old! If I go straight home from work there is a pretty good chance I am staying there. .ha
You should message me if
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You fit the above and you are not a creep