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Krokodil_Dundee

26 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born in New York, educated in Scotland, living in Brooklyn, and planning to die on Mars. My motto in life is "Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself."

Beyond that, I'm passionate about karaoke, good movies, bad jokes, and sweet potato fries. I'm always open to trying new things and finding the latest cool New York thing I haven't experienced yet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Production assistant extraordinaire.

That, plus the occasional foray into improv comedy and open mic stand up/storytelling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Besides the usual stuff like cooking, improv, and sock selection, I pride myself on my ability to put a comforter inside a duvet cover with minimal hassle.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I polled my friends and the results were:

1. Lop-sided smile
2. Hand gestures
3. Conan O'Brien

So, uh, those?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies! I love film in general, and my favorites range from ridiculous trash like The Room and Miami Connection to the best of the Criterion Collection.

Books! It's easier for me to pick favorite authors than favorite books, so here goes (though this changes all the time): Ray Bradbury, Haruki Murakami, Patton Oswalt, Ursula K. LeGuin, David Sedaris, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Yukio Mishima, and Kim Stanley Robinson. Right now I'm working my way through "Live From New York", the oral history of SNL.

Music! A lot of it's terrible hipster-y stuff like Phosphorescent, Bleachers, LCD Soundsystem, Tegan and Sara, Stars, Chromatics, and Anamanaguchi. That said, I've got a soft spot for classics like David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, Prince, and I'm always down to listen to a good movie score, some cheesy pop, or a little 90's (East Coast) hip hop.

TV! Despite working in TV, I don't end up watching that much of it, but I do try and make time for Parks and Recreation, Community, Doctor Who, Bob's Burgers, Girls, and It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Podcasts! How Did This Get Made? Harmontown, and The Indoor Kids. I feel like I've just scratched the surface when it comes to Podcasts, so hit me with some suggestions.

Food! Basically anything and everything. Fish Tacos and Pad Thai are my jam.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Obviously the essentials:
- Keys
- Wallet
- Phone
- Metrocard
- Watch
- A Nice Pair Of Argyle Socks
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anything from catching a show at UCB, grabbing drinks with some friends, or hitting up a Karaoke in the neighborhood. I like to keep things loose and let plans just come together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once (accidentally) crashed a funeral. It was just as awkward as it sounds.

I'm not really a fan of "The Breakfast Club".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got your act together, or at least like to pretend you do. Maybe you've got a favorite Karaoke song, or feel like getting lost in the Museum of Natural History some idle Sunday.

Or you think I seem like a cool dude and maybe we should hang out some time?