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Krokodil_Dundee

26 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

Born in New York, educated in Scotland, and planning to die on Mars. I'm passionate about karaoke, bad jokes, good movies, and sweet potato fries.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Production assistant extraordinaire.

That and performing in improv comedy and the occasional venture into stand up/storytelling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I pride myself on my ability to put a comforter inside a duvet cover with a minimal amount of hassle.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A survey of my friends produced the following results:

1. Lop-sided smile
2. Hand gestures
3. Conan O'Brien
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: I'm a big film nerd, and I'm equally happy watching some so-bad-it's-good masterpiece like The Room as I am watching the best of the Criterion Collection.

Books: It's easier for me to pick favorite authors than favorite books, so here goes (though this changes all the time): Ray Bradbury, Haruki Murakami, Patton Oswalt, Ursula K. LeGuin, David Sedaris, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Yukio Mishima, and Kim Stanley Robinson.

Music: A lot of it's terrible hipster-y stuff like Phosphorescent, Bleachers, LCD Soundsystem, Tegan and Sara, Stars, Chromatics, and Anamanaguchi. That said, I've got a soft spot for classics like David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, Prince, and I'm always down to listen to a good movie score, some cheesy pop, or a little 90's (East Coast) hip hop.

TV: Despite working in TV, I don't end up watching that much of it, but I do try and make time for Parks and Recreation, Community, Doctor Who, Bob's Burgers, Girls, Broad City, and It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Food: Basically anything and everything. I love cooking, currently venturing into some experiments with Indian food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I tend to leave things pretty open, so it could be anything from catching a show at UCB, heading out to some bar in the neighborhood, or just grabbing dinner with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once crashed a funeral. It was just as awkward as it sounds.

I'm not really a fan of "The Breakfast Club".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got your act together, or at least like to pretend you do. Maybe you've got a favorite Karaoke song, or feel like getting lost in the Museum of Natural History some idle Sunday.

Or you think I seem like a cool dude and maybe we should hang out some time?