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26 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Part-time adult, full-time dance machine.

Born in New York, educated in Scotland, and planning to die on Mars. I'm passionate about karaoke, bad jokes, good movies, and sweet potato fries.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making it up as I go. In the mean time, being a production assistant extraordinaire, along with the occasional forays into improv comedy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I pride myself on my ability to put a comforter inside a duvet cover with a minimal amount of hassle.
The first things people usually notice about me
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A survey of my friends produced the following results:

1. Lop-sided smile
2. Hand gestures
3. Conan O'Brien
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: I'm a big film nerd, and I'm equally happy watching some so-bad-it's-good masterpiece like The Room as I am watching the best of the Criterion Collection.

Books: It's easier to pick authors instead of individual books, so here goes (this changes all the time): Haruki Murakami, Patton Oswalt, David Sedaris, Edgar Rice Burroughs, John Scalzi, and Kim Stanley Robinson.

Music: A lot of it's terrible hipster-y stuff like Phosphorescent, Bleachers, LCD Soundsystem, Stars, Chromatics, and Anamanaguchi. That said, I've got a soft spot for classics like David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, Prince, and I'm always down to listen some cheesy pop or a little 90's hip hop.

TV: I'm off my TV game, but I do try and keep up with Game of Thrones, Broad City, Fresh Off the Boat, Parks and Rec (RIP), and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Food: Basically anything and everything. I love cooking, currently venturing into some experiments with Indian food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do regular dogs ever see Police dogs and go "Oh shit, it's the cops!"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I tend to leave things pretty open, so it could be anything from catching a show at UCB, to heading out to a bar in the neighborhood, or just grabbing dinner with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once (accidentally) crashed a funeral.

It was just as awkward as it sounds.
You should message me if
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If you live your life by the saying "Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself."

Or barring that, you've got your act together (or at least pretend to). Maybe you've got a favorite Karaoke song, or feel like getting lost in the Museum of Natural History some idle Sunday.