27 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
Part-time adult, full-time dance machine.

Born in New York, educated in Scotland, and planning to die on Mars. I'm passionate about karaoke, bad jokes, good movies, and sweet potato fries.
What I’m doing with my life
Making it up as I go. In the mean time, being a production assistant extraordinaire, with the occasionnal foray into improv comedy and bad movie podcasts.
I’m really good at
I'm well know for my ability to put a comforter inside a duvet cover with a minimal amount of hassle.
The first things people usually notice about me
A brief survey of friends and acquaintances produced the following results:

1. Lop-sided smile
2. Hand gestures
3. Conan O'Brien
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I'm a major film buff, so I'm happy with everything from prestige drama's to so-bad-it's-good classics. I do a so-bad-it's-good movie podcast with a friend, so if you have any suggestions send them over.

Books: It's easier to pick authors instead of individual books, so here goes (this changes all the time): Haruki Murakami, David Sedaris, Urusla K. LeGuin, Allie Brosh, Tom Wolfe, and Lena Dunham.

Music: I'm terrible at finding new music, so please send some recommendations. My taste changes all the time (right now I'm on a , but I've always got time for Taylor Swift or Robyn.

TV: I'm not a big TV guy, but I try and make time for Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Broad City.

Food: Basically anything and everything. I love to cook (thank god for Blue Apron) and mix things up in the kitchen, but I'll never say no to pizza or take out Indian.
The six things I could never do without
1. Wallet
2. Phone
3. Keys
4. Metrocard
5. Watch
6. A nice pair of argyle socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do regular dogs, when they see Police dogs, think "Oh shit, it's the cops!"?
On a typical Friday night I am
My work schedule is a little crazy (living that TV production life), so Friday can range from a late night shoot, drinks with friends, catching a show at UCB, or staying in and catching up on some reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once I (accidentally) crashed a funeral. It was just as awkward as it sounds.

I was also personally involved in one of the largest box office disasters in Hollywood history.
You should message me if
If you live your life by the saying "Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself."

At the very least, please message me if you've got an amazing Nigerian email scam.