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Hit-the-Switch

25 M Billerica, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there! I'm Kevin. I know the shark floaties are irresistible but please, the line forms to the left.

I'm happiest in a room full of people shooting the shit, or at a bar with friends/acquaintances/a chatty crowd. I've had conversations with all kinds of people about all kinds of jobs, hobbies, passions, families, concerns, and joys. I love learning about a person, and seeing life through their lens.

I love tech, internet culture, and video games, but I don't play games much by myself. I strongly prefer to play with friends, and get bored very quickly if I play solo.

I also love TV shows and B list or indie movies. I'm not really the blockbuster action film type, I'd prefer something to make me laugh or think.

I'm the guy you can count on for a quick joke or comeback, although I make no guarantees on their quality.

Also, a note: while it would be awesome to find something great here, I'd prefer to talk and be friends first. I'm not looking to rush into anything, but I do love meeting new people and making new friends. If that's a deal breaker for you, I'd really rather not waste your time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As far as work, I sell software with a great tech company you've probably never heard of (that is unless you're a UI developer) I absolutely love my job and everyone I work with, it's an amazing feeling, and one I think everyone deserves to find.

My weekends have lately involved a lot of seeing friends out by Worcester or down on the South Shore, or going on some kind of trip. I'm new to the north of the city area, so I don't know many people up this way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Working on cars/Fixing things in general

Forgetting which songs I know on guitar when people ask me to play.

Making animal friends.

Actively avoiding participation in theme parties. I'll go to the party, and I'll do your theme, but I won't be happy about it, and my "costume" will show that. (In a generally humorous way)

Reaching things in high places (Believe it or not listing this skill in my resume has landed me several interviews)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quite tall and have a very deep voice- both of which get comments quite often.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV and Movies are a long and ridiculous list: I tend to prefer dark and witty humor, I love movies with dialogue and TV shows based on characters and their development. Boston movies hold a special place in my heart. Let me know your all time favorite show and let's talk about it!

Books tend to follow the same route: dark, dystopian, character driven. I love the Kidd series & Prey series by John Sandford, my favorite book is Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet. Catch 22 holds a high rank there as well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Never do without is a strange thing: I could live with a few close friends in the woods and be a happy man.

But the six things I use in my life as it stands?
1.) The people in my life, friends and coworkers.
2.) My acoustic guitar (although I'd hate to lose my electric too)
3.) My car (she's just so pretty)
4.) My bed (Ends every night and starts every day with comfort)
5.) My fridge (it houses my beer, and we can't have that getting cold)
6.) XKCD updates.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This quote I heard on This American Life sums it up quite well:
"Over the years, Emir's told this story a lot. It might be his favorite story that he tells about himself. It rhymes with this view of the world, that there's just this huge, accidental component to life's outcomes, that everyone owes at least some of their success not just to chance but to other people being nice for no reason at all."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with friends, either at a small gathering or a local bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm so unfamiliar with the gym that I still call it James.

Feel free to get your stalk on, Twitter and Instagram are @kkurbs
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know a bar that people still go to to hang out, to talk, to meet new friends.

You have a book or movie recommendation.

You'll never ask me to go jogging/running/zumbaing/whatever else you crazy kids are doing nowadays.