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Kurbcakes

25 M Billerica, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am often described by my friends as "the nicest asshole I know".

I'm happiest in a room full of people shooting the shit, or at a bar with friends/acquaintances/a chatty crowd. I've had conversations with all kinds of people about all kinds of jobs, hobbies, passions, families, concerns, and joys. I love learning about a person, and seeing life through their lens.

I love video games, which surprises most people for some reason. Very rarely can I play a game very long unless I'm playing with friends though. The social aspect is pretty important.
What I’m doing with my life
Work seems to be most of my life these days. I sell software to global accounts so that means I generally work 7 to 5. Sometimes earlier, sometimes later, it tends to fluctuate. I absolutely love my job and everyone I work with though, which makes the time fly.

I'm of the belief that we should always be working toward something new, something better. Whether it's a skill, a topic you'd like to know more about, we need to constantly improve ourselves, lest we deteriorate.
I’m really good at
Working on cars/Fixing things in general

I used to be great at guitar, but I didn't play consistently for quite a while. I've been working on getting back on that horse.

Actively avoiding participation in theme parties. I'll go to the party, and I'll do your theme, but I won't be happy about it, and my "costume" will show that. (In a generally humorous way)

Reaching things in high places
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm quite tall and have a very deep voice- both of which get comments quite often.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV and Movies are a long and ridiculous list: I tend to prefer dark and witty humor, I love movies with dialogue and TV shows based on characters and their development. Boston movies hold a special place in my heart.

Books tend to follow the same route: dark, dystopian, character driven. I love the Kidd series & Prey series by John Sandford, my favorite book is Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet. Catch 22 holds a high rank there as well.
The six things I could never do without
Never do without is a strange thing: I could live with a few close friends in the woods and be a happy man.

But the six things I use in my life as it stands?
1.) The people in my life, friends and coworkers.
2.) My acoustic guitar (although I'd hate to lose my electric too)
3.) My car (she's just so pretty)
4.) My bed (Ends every night and starts every day with comfort)
5.) My fridge (it houses my beer, and we can't have that getting cold)
6.) The knowledge that tomorrow will be better than today.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This quote I heard on This American Life:
"Over the years, Emir's told this story a lot. It might be his favorite story that he tells about himself. It rhymes with this view of the world, that there's just this huge, accidental component to life's outcomes, that everyone owes at least some of their success not just to chance but to other people being nice for no reason at all."
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking with friends, either at a small gathering or a local bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm so unfamiliar with the Gym that I still call it James.
(Although I do my own stuff at home. I've just never been comfortable at a gym.)

I also own exactly one pair of shoes. I don't think a man has need for any more than that.

I also finally got a post to the front page of Reddit, so, you know, I've got that going for me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a cool bar to check out where you can actually have a conversation.

You have a book or movie recommendation.

You'll never ask me to go jogging/running/zumbaing/whatever else you crazy kids are doing nowadays.