I'm a writer. I'm here on this site out of insomnia and boredom. I really like Jameson Irish Whiskey. I usually drink cheap, shit beer like Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Style, or Miller High Life. I like strong coffee when I'm not hungover. I don't like writing about myself and I really only like talking about myself with people who I've deemed to be understanding of, and accepting of, life outside of the mainstream.

I never want to grow up completely. I'm responsible enough to pay the bills and take care of whatever I need to...but I don't want to lose the immaturity and joy of being young. I never want to stop reading comic books, playing video games, watching stupid teen movies and tv shows, and making crude jokes. I want to, basically, be 21 until I die. (But not like in a frat boy kind of way...I don't yell "whoo" everytime I get slightly excited...and I don't rufie drinks, either. And I don't think that I'm anything special...unless you compare me to frat boys, then, yeah, I guess I am kinda special...)

writing, playing guitar, bartending.

I evesdrop on conversations while I'm working. Tending bar is great for people watching...also, bartending leads to disliking most people.

hating this part of my profile. It just feels like an invitation to be pretentious or overly boastful. People who get to know me get to know what I'm good at, that's it.

It used to be my hair color which used to always be blue or red or green or something crazy, but I haven't been doing that lately...I suppose, now it would just be my colorful tattoos...or the fact that I often appear to be pissed off. I'm told I look pissed off a lot, which is funny to me, because I'm not. I think people just mistake stoicism at work for being mad.

(a) To Kill a Mockingbird; the Catcher in the Rye; Pride & Prejudice (Marvel's currently publishing a comic adaptation that's pretty cool.); American Gods by Neil Gaiman; anything by Tom Robbins or Kurt Vonnegut; Heavier Than Heaven, a biography of Kurt Cobain; The Clash, Return of the Last Gang in Town (comprehensive biography); Skipping Towards Gomorrah by Dan Savage. etc. Oh, and comic books, particularly Uncanny X-Men and X-spinoff titles (Wolverine, the New Mutants, X-Force, Generation X, and like 2000 more...).

(b)Boondock Saints, X-Men, X2, Ghost World, SLC Punk, Kevin Smith flicks, a bunch of those John Hughes flicks,etc. Documentaries I love. I'm not a huge movie person. Despite the fact that I'm not a pothead I do really seem to like stoner comedies.

(c)the Clash, Social Distortion, Against Me!, Fifteen, Operation Ivy, Rancid, NOFX, Pennywise, Bad Religion, Bikini Kill, Jawbreaker, Jets to Brazil, Buzzcocks, AFI, Horrorpops, Tsunami Bomb, Fugazi, Descendents, NIRVANA, Dillinger Four, the Soviettes, L7, Sleater-Kinney, Motley Crue, Guns N' Roses, Tilt, the Cure, the Dandy Warhols, Lucero, the Replacements, X, Dead Kennedys, Reagan Youth, Husker Du, Minor Threat, TSOL, Blondie, the Weakerthans, the Ramones, Sex Pistols, the Distillers...you know, to name just a few

(d)I don't eat a lot...

Assuming basic needs are already met...

1-Cigarettes...I am addicted, it's true
2-My Music Collection and a means to play those albums
3-An unlimited supply of ink and paper
4-New books to read
5-Acceptable companionship

Sex and booze would be cool too.

every goddamn thing...mostly about how fucked up the people in this world are and that in relation to them I must either be enlightened or insane...possibly both.

wherever I want to be...sometimes at a show, sometimes in my room, sometimes drinking with my crue, sometimes tending bar. My point being is that there is no such thing as typical.

I think that most things and people are stupid.

you're bored and feel like it...I don't know, do whatever you want to do. Or if you like the X-Men...I'm such a dork I'll talk about the (insert adjective here) X-Men for hours.