I love to laugh. It's important. If you can't laugh, then what's
the point? You always have to see the lighter side of life. Most
times you can't do much else at the time, so why stress out about
it? Seriously, have fun! Chuckle at the ironies you see. Make a
nerdy movie reference.
Also, get nerdy. Harry Potter, Star Trek, Robert Frost,
Shakespeare, it really doesn't matter what, just love something so
much that it can be seen as obsessive. The more shit you can nerd
out over, the better. Then you should teach me about it. There is
so much cool stuff out there that I know nothing about. Why, just
recently I learned about a little expo called spx and was blown
back by how many indie comic artists/writers there are and how I
knew none of them.
What I’m doing with my life
I am in between jobs while designing games on the side.
I’m really good at
Making obscure and not so obscure jokes and nerd references.
Shuffling piles of cardboard that are worth more than your
Jamming a joystick in the corner and mashing buttons in a rhythmic
Dressing up as fictional characters and having people take my
picture at large gatherings.
Beating up nerds with PVC pipes wrapped in foam and duct tape.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can't not be a total dork. Also I tend to have a very
optimistic/positive outlook on everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game of Thrones
is too amazing for words. Arrested
was the best show on TV and Futurama
CLOSE SECOND) was the best cartoon. I also used to be into anime a
few years back. I still keep up with a few new shows from time to
time if my friends (who usually hate most anime) tell me it's
I enjoy good movies everyone knows (Scarface
good movies not everyone knows (Talk to Her
). I also
have a lot of fun watching terrible movies with my friends (Flesh
, The Thing With Two Heads
). If I had
discovered how much I enjoyed studying film at an earlier age I
would most likely be doing something in that.
I don't read. I should but I don't. I hang around a lot of people
that do and have learned to passively absorb their literary
knowledge into my own.
I have a fairly wide taste in music. Cloud Cult
is one of the
best bands you have never heard of (Look them up, seriously, you'll
thank me), heavy metal bands like Kamelot
great (I just got introduced to Krypteria and they are phenomenal)
and trance/techno/dance/house/noise music like DJ Tiesto
, Global Deejays
, Swedish House Mafia
are all wonderful.
Cloud Cult: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOGUr6w9qe4
Also completely obsessed with this:
UPDATE: Zedd's Clarity is my new music obsession
The six things I could never do without
Friends, internet, TV, music, pizza, breaking boundaries, plastic,
ChapStick, graph paper, money, Jack Sparrow, blue, 76* weather,
gravity, cactus, packing peanuts, three shoelaces tied to a lamp,
suction cups, March 23 1962, couch change, mole people, anti-time,
bees, green skies, up-side-down kittens, car keys, parrots, loud
voices, flying sheep, MAHVEL, Elmer's glue, SPF 30 sunblock, the
musical episode of Buffy, NERF weaponry. Probably a few more things
that I am not aware of that would cause the world to collapse if
they did not exist.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The problem with comic books is the ink comes right off the page.
Every time you turn the page you have to go wash your hands. You
turn the page, you wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands.
Turn the page, wash your hands. And then you turn the page, and
then you wash your hands.
Wondering what real adults do for fun instead of playing video
games and quoting Archer. I think they like to do wine tasting or
food watching or something.
Also making lots and lots of dick jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
With my friends playing table top role playing games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a very open person. AMA!
You should message me if
All I'm really looking for is a girl who I can sit on a couch and
play games with, sit across each other from a table and role play
with and hold in bed and watch Doctor Who with.
You also get lots of points if you can guess what each hobby in the
"I'm really good at" section is!