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My self-summary
“Whenever a taboo is broken, something good happens, something vitalizing. Taboos after all are only hangovers, the product of diseased minds, you might say, of fearsome people who hadn't the courage to live and who under the guise of morality and religion have imposed these things upon us.”
-Henry Miller

For the record, I'm not looking for anything really long term. Long term friends maybe, but mostly looking to meet new people and see where it goes from there. If you're the possessive type, or looking to settle down right now, I'm probably not for you :)

***long profile. Feel free to skim***
Oh. And apparently my profile picture is upside down. Yea
What I’m doing with my life
Fidgeting mostly.

And resisting temptation at that evil craft store Michael's
I’m really good at
More recently, I've become fairly skilled at making a perfectly foamed latte.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I'm not saying anything is usually what I hear most.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm afraid there's no way to name all my favorite movies....
((Please, PLEASE don't try to read through all of these. My list is ridiculous, and I've cut it down quite a bit at this point))

-Random selection of movies that make me happy:
Strange Days ,The Big Lebowski, Boondock Saints, The Birdcage, Intolerable Cruelty, Love Actually, Secretary, Our Idiot Brother, Django Unchained (Just saw this and LOVED IT)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Goodfellas, Kinsey, Henry and June, Young Frankenstein, Frida, In Bruges, Moonstruck, The Incredibles,Tombstone, Empire Strikes Back, Metropolis (The anime, not the silent film. I havent seen that yet) Hot Fuzz, Crazy Stupid Love, Superbad, Stir Crazy, Blazing Saddles, Airplane!, High Fidelity, Howl's Moving Castle, Heathers, The Professional, Grosse Point Blank, I Love You Man (Beautiful Love story) The Toy Story trilogy--cutting this here.

Television: Family Guy, Superjail, True Blood, Archer, Bob's Burgers, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Shameless, The Big C, Trailer Park Boys, The League, Game Of thrones, Doctor Who, Penny Dreadful, The Newsroom, Masters of Sex, I love stand up! (Louis c.k., Bo Burnam, Lewis black, etc)

Reading: Chuck Palahniuk, Anais Nin, Toni Morrison, Edgar Allan Poe. Always open to suggestions. Don't read as much as I'd like.... I just got through Marilynne Robinson's Housekeeping. It's a new favorite. Now reading Bossy Pants. Tiny Fey gives makes me chuckle.

I love food, though I really can't think of a cute way to go into that, so I'll move on.

Ah, music. This is worse than the movies. random bands I love; Muse, Queen, Foo Fighters, 30 Seconds to mars, Radiohead, Placebo, The Black Keys, The Mountain Goats, Ok Go, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Dan Band, Silversun Pickups, Blink 182, Incubus, iron and wine, A Perfect Circle, FLorence and the machine, Weezer

by the way, this list is pretty limited to rock but I'm not limited to just that. I love everything; Classical, Salsa, Dance, Rap, etc...though not too big on blue grass O_o

I love art. Paintings, Sketches, Sculpture (all kinds...one of my best friends made a sculpture of a hand made from push pins, pointy side out....makes you want to smack someone ^_^) everything....I used to draw all the time, but I havent really drawn in years. It's kind of a struggle to sit and do it these days, but I'm trying.
The six things I could never do without
Sushi Pizza. Music. Books. My shoes. My friends. My child like enthusiasm, (which I tend to keep hidden because people make fun of me for it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Howbfast I would move if the blue police box ever showed up in my back yard. ( if you know what I'm talking about then you're wonderful)
The state of the world....why we still are so far behind.....why the Simpsons were mostly yellow, why my female beagle enjoys humping her pillow (hard)
I tend to spend a lot of time in my own head....and I get this --O_O look. Seriously. That's what my face looks like when lost in thought.

Plus I've never recovered from this ONE and only episode of Korgoth..... why didn't it continue?! (If you've seen it, you should understand)
On a typical Friday night I am
Out, sipping whisky or bourbon....or in.....sipping whisky or bourbon.

And wine. I like wine now.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ever watch Family Guy? The episode "Lois kills Stewie?" And they discover all his weapons and inventions? And one of them switches Peter and Lois? Then, in lois' body, Peter juggles her juggs and sings his little song? Yea, I've done that. Do it all the time.

That, and I thoroughly enjoy board games, video games, and stand up comedy.
You should message me if
-If you are prepared for the zombie apocalypse but would like a friend to grow attached to right before discovering they've been bitten and then proceed to volunteer to sacrifice themselves in some sort of explosion to help the rest of the group along. (Whenever I dream zombie apocalypse, that's usually me)

-If you can get over this lame, lengthy profile
-If you don't mind me being rather shy
-If we've chosen each other, and you don't mind messaging me for a chat
-If you would honestly just like to hang out as friends and explore the city