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27 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Oh hi, fancy meeting you here.

I'm a human in Austin TX who just graduated from UT.

Rational, skeptical, agnostic, humanist, etc.

I'm an Aquarius MkI. Ultimate edition. Premium Cut. Astrology stuff. Who cares?

The name of this site reminds me of OK Computer.
What I’m doing with my life
Helping to design an experimental diesel engine. It's cool stuff.

Being exposed to Miyazaki films.

Touching people's hearts both literally and figuratively... okay maybe just figuratively.

Being thorough. Might as well call me Henry David Thorough. :)

Browsing craigslist for a 1980-1981 Corvette that I can't afford just yet. Sigh...
I’m really good at
Percussion (four mallet marimba is my favorite), learning guitar, taking pictures, doing maths, 3D CAD modelling, playing vidya games, making faces, watching movies, biking, running around, playing in water.

Also engineering things.

I like to ejaculate extra words into sentences to make them sound interesting.

Clapping with one hand. (This has nothing to do with masturbating)
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes without a face.

I can sometimes be a shy person but once I warm up to people, I get pretty zany. If there is vodka in me, I get even zanier. o_O

I have an IQ of 1001, I have a jump suit on, and I'm also a telephone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are all current and subject to change

Book: A Clockwork Orange
Movie: Robocop (Not the remake)
Cartoon: Ghost In The Shell
TV series: Star Trek TNG
Car: Porsche 917 the best car evar!!! This one will never change. Yesssssssss...

Weird Name: Gorbash
Video Game: Dark Souls. If you get killed by a character named Dique Faery, that was me.
Philosopher: Philosoraptor
Boy with no skin: Meat Boy
Band: Queens Of The Stone Age
Song: M83- Oblivion
The six things I could never do without
Captain Planet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why am I still awake? :/

Things to invent, or ways to improve things that have already been invented. No, I'm not giving away any of my ideas.

Automated CNC mills.
On a typical Friday night I am
Realizing that I'm becoming that friend who leaves parties early because I have shit to do in the morning. hurg :/


Somewhere on this spec of dust floating around in a planetary system located in a miniscule area of space within the Milky Way Galaxy, that makes up one of the billions of galaxies in our universe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I drink when I write code because it gives me drive. Seriously, I think the only time I come close to being an angry drunk is when I'm programming. It makes me want to kick that program's ass!

I like Pi

I've known four years without war...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have your own passions. It's nice to have common interests, but it's even better to share a passion with someone and let it get a hold of them.
You like hanging out while eating cereal and watching cartoons.
You're a being of logic, reason, and compassion.
You just wanna say oh hai.
You like karaoke!
You see the beauty in Poptart Tragedy.
You're alright with me not being a coffee drinker. I'll still go out for coffee with you, but I will order pastries and/or hot chocolate.
You know a good pho' restaurant.
You realize that not everything I type (or say, for that matter) is serious.
You want to go to a Renaissance Festival. I've never been and it looks fun!
You drive a car with manual transmission. Hawt.
You think this is about as close to a pop culture acid trip as it can get, and why can't you stop watching?

You made it to the bottom. You might as well, yes?