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28 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:36pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
More than $1,000,000
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
10/10 would talk to again. Totally unbiased opinion.

I'm a human in Austin TX.

Rational, skeptical, agnostic, egalitarian, etc. FUCK THE KING

I'm an Aquarius MkI. Ultimate edition. Premium Cut. Astrology stuff. Who cares?

The name of this site reminds me of OK Computer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Helping to design an experimental diesel engine. It's cool stuff.

Being exposed to Miyazaki films.

Touching people's hearts both literally and figuratively... okay maybe just figuratively.

Being thorough. Might as well call me Henry David Thorough. :)

Browsing craigslist for a 1980-1981 Corvette. Soooooon...

I've lost 12 pounds in 6 weeks on the yogurt and whiskey diet!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Percussion (four mallet marimba is my favorite), learning guitar, taking pictures, doing maths, 3D CAD modelling, playing vidya games, making faces, watching movies, biking, running around, playing in water, etc.

Also engineering things, etc.

I am also an expert at silly walks. No etc.

I like to ejaculate extra words into sentences to make them sound interesting, etc.

Clapping with one hand, etc.

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes without a face.

I can sometimes be a shy person but once I warm up to people, I get pretty zany. If there is vodka in me, I get even zanier. o_O

I have an IQ of 1001, I have a jump suit on, and I'm also a telephone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These are all current and subject to change

Book: Mechanics of Materials
Movie: Interstellar
Cartoon: Kill La Kill
TV series: Star Trek TNG
Car: Porsche 917 the best car evar!!! This one will never change. Yesssssssss...

Weird Name: Gorbash
Video Game: Super Amazing Wagon Adventure
Philosopher: Philosoraptor
Boy with no skin: Meat Boy
Band: Queens Of The Stone Age
Song: Tie between...

Fever The Ghost- Source


Wynona's Big Brown Beaver- Primus
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Captain Planet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why am I still awake? :/

Things to invent, or ways to improve things that have already been invented. No, I'm not giving away any of my ideas.

Automated CNC mills.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Realizing that I'm becoming that friend who leaves parties early because I have shit to do in the morning. hurg :/


Somewhere on this spec of dust floating around in a planetary system located in a miniscule area of space within the Milky Way Galaxy, that makes up one of the billions of galaxies in our universe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I drink when I write code. It just works that way.

I like Pi

I've known four years without war...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have your own passions. It's nice to have common interests, but it's even better to share a passion with someone and let it get a hold of them. What better way to learn something new than to be inspired?
You like hanging out while eating cereal and watching cartoons.
You're a being of logic, reason, and compassion.
You just wanna say oh hai.
You like karaoke!
You see the beauty in Poptart Tragedy.
You're alright with me not being a coffee drinker. I'll still go out for coffee with you, but I will order pastries and/or hot chocolate.
You know a good pho' restaurant.
You can make amusing faces... except for triangle face. Never triangle face. It scares me.
You realize that not everything I type (or say, for that matter) is serious.
You want to go to a Renaissance Festival. I've never been and it looks fun!
You drive a car with manual transmission. Hawt.
You think this is about as close to a pop culture acid trip as it can get, and why can't you stop watching?

You made it to the bottom. You might as well, yes?