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27 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:48am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Oh hi, fancy meeting you here.

I'm a human in Austin TX who goes to UT. I also go to other places like sleep, internets, and places outside of Austin that are green and less noisy.

I'm an Aquarius MkI. Ultimate edition. Premium Cut.

I think a 69% match is better than 100% ;) oh my.

The name of this site reminds me of OK Computer.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting that thing.

Last semester of college! Messing around with microbial cellulose.

Electric testicles. Oh, you're still reading? Well, ignore that part... or don't... uh oh.

Being thorough. Might as well call me Henry David Thorough. :)

Trying to figure out what I actually want to do with it.
I’m really good at
Percussion (four mallet marimba is my favorite), learning guitar, taking pictures, doing maths, 3D CAD modelling, playing vidya games, watching movies, biking, running around, playing in water. Some say that I make love like an eagle falling out of the sky. Ah Washington, Washington.

Also engineering things. Combustion engine processes!

Clapping with one hand. (This has nothing to do with masturbating)
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes without a face.

My bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwls. o_O

I can sometimes be a shy person but once I warm up to people, I get pretty zany. If there is vodka in me, I get even zanier. o_O

I have an IQ of 1001, I have a jump suit on, and I'm also a telephone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are all current and subject to change

Book: Hamster Huey and The Gooey Kablooie
Movie: Robocop (Not the remake)
Anime: Space Dandy
TV series: Cosmos
Car: Porsche 917 the best car evar!!! This one will never change. Yesssssssss...

Weird Name: Gorbash
Video Game: Goat Simulator
Philosopher: Philosoraptor
Boy with no skin: Meat Boy
Band: Queens Of The Stone Age
The six things I could never do without
Captain Planet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the fuck am I still awake? :/

Things to invent, or ways to improve things that have already been invented. No, I'm not giving away any of my ideas.

Also, things.

Anyone notice how much the set for the Chinese moon landing looks like the set for the Apollo moon landings? OMG CONSPIRACY LOLZ.

When life gives you tomatoes, you huck the tomatoes back at life, because goddam what a shitty performance it's doing right now. Get off the stage!
On a typical Friday night I am
Realizing that I'm becoming that friend who leaves parties early because I have shit to do in the morning. hurg :/


Somewhere on this spec of dust floating around in a planetary system located in a miniscule area of space within the Milky Way Galaxy, that makes up one of the billions of galaxies in our universe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I drink when I write code because it gives me determination. Seriously, I think the only time I come close to being an angry drunk is when I'm programming.

I like Pi

I like to ejaculate extra words into sentences to make them sound interesting.

I've known four years without war...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like hanging out while eating cereal and watching cartoons.
You're a being of logic, reason, and compassion.
You just wanna say herro.
You like karaoke!
You can kill with a stare.
You see the beauty in Poptart Tragedy.
You're alright with me not being a coffee drinker. I'll still go out for coffee with you, but I will order pastries and/or hot chocolate.
You like drinking beer every once in a while.
You know a good pho' restaurant.
You realize that not everything I type (or say, for that matter) is serious.
You want to go to a Renaissance Festival. I've never been and it looks fun!
You drive a car with manual transmission. Hawt.
You think vanilla ice cream is the king shit of fuck mountain.
You think this is about as close to a pop culture acid trip as it can get, and why can't you stop watching?

You DON'T want to talk through hundreds of e-mails before actually meeting. Yes, I know it's kind of crazy meeting strangers on the interwebs, but holy geezus, I much prefer the more dynamic act of talking to real people as opposed to typing into a messaging square. It gets boring after a while, talking to that square on the computer screen.

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