You like hanging out while eating cereal and watching
You're a being of logic, reason, and compassion.
You just wanna say herro.
You like karaoke!
You can kill with a stare.
You see the beauty in Poptart Tragedy.
You're alright with me not being a coffee drinker. I'll still go
out for coffee with you, but I will order pastries and/or hot
You like drinking beer every once in a while.
You know a good pho' restaurant.
You realize that not everything I type (or say, for that matter) is
You want to go to a Renaissance Festival. I've never been and it
You drive a car with manual transmission. Hawt.
You think vanilla ice cream is the king shit of fuck
You think this is about as close to a pop culture acid trip as it
can get, and why can't you stop watching?
You DON'T want to talk through hundreds of e-mails before actually
meeting. Yes, I know it's kind of crazy meeting strangers on the
interwebs, but holy geezus, I much prefer the more dynamic act of
talking to real people as opposed to typing into a messaging
square. It gets boring after a while, talking to that square on the
You made it to the bottom. You might as well.