You like hanging out while eating cereal and watching
You're a being of logic, reason, and compassion.
You just wanna say herro.
You like karaoke!
You tampered with the evidence at Odin's murder site.
You see the beauty in the tearful love story that is Poptart
You're alright with me not being a coffee drinker. I'll still go
out for coffee with you, but I will order pastries and/or hot
You like drinking beer every once in a while.
You eat cannibals.
You know a good pho' restaurant.
You do NOT murder puppies or kittens. I'm going to assume you do if
you don't message me. o_O
You realize that not everything I type (or say, for that matter) is
You want to go to a Renaissance Festival. I've never been and it
You drive a car with manual transmission. Hawt.
You think this is about as close to a pop culture acid trip as it
can get, and why can't you stop watching?
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!!!
You DON'T want to talk through hundreds of e-mails before actually
meeting. Yes, I know it's kind of crazy meeting strangers on the
interwebs, but holy geezus, I much prefer the more dynamic act of
talking to real people as opposed to typing into a messaging
square. It gets boring after a while, talking to that square on the
You made it to the bottom. You might as well.