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Kuudere

29 M Amersfoort, Netherlands

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.74m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), German (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We’re all a little weird.
And life is weird.
And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness and call it love. True love.

When I asked my friends to describe me in a sentence I got a few weird ones. And since I agree on being weird I'll quote a few.
-"You're amusing in a "what the hell is wrong with you?" kind of way"
-"You're an asshole, but a nice asshole"
-"Cookies!"
-"You're somewhere between teddybear and grizzlybear"
-"I plead the fifth"
-"The living embodiment of sarcasm"
-"You really don't give a fuck, and if you had it you would probably keep it"
I'm getting a feeling my friends don't really like me much.

I. Am. A. Shameless. Nerd!
There, I said it. I play videogames. I love tech and gadgets. I make non-sequitur pop-culture references. I just lost the game. I love Sci-Fi. I love fantasy settings. I know what a D20 is I'm not affraid to use it!

And to ofset that previous bit. I LIVE MUSIC!
Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really love music (give or take a few reallies)
I play in a band. Listen to music all day and at some point in the future hope to make at least "some money" with it. I simply cannot do without music.
Also, when I dance people ask me which drugs I am on. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

So now I have the important bits out of the way I can get to "why am I on this site". Well it does say so a bit down on this page but to summarize "just about anything"
I'll just roll-with-it and see what happens because stranger things have happened.
Also cookies. Definitely cookies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having fun! As much of it as I can manage. Trying new things as much as I possibly can.
And working out with a vengeance. My new motto is "I'll either be dead sexy or dead from a heartattack"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing bass! Or at least I'm told so.
Other than that I always do my best to make people smile. I've gotten somewhat good at it.
Also sarcasm, definitively sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The long hair is kinda noticable. So I'm gonna go with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I'm a real fantasy-nerd (AND PROUD OF IT!)
-His Dark Materials
-Inheritance Cycle
-Lord of the Rings
-A Song of Ice and Fire
-Harry Potter
-Dexter

Movies are a different story though. I don't really have a favorite genre. Nor any specific movie I like above all others. Most of my movie experience is either "Bad-movie-nights" with friends or "We're going to the movie tonight, want to join?". And I'll even watch romantic comedies if need be.

Shows... Back to fantasy and sci-fi.
-Dexter
-Game of Thrones
-Battlestar Galactica
-Stargate (anything Stargate)
-Breakout Kings
-Heroes
-Dr Who
-Chuck
I don't watch that many shows but when I do it's usually an "As much of it at once as I have time for"

Music
Yeah, well. I'm in half a mind to just go "metal" and knock-off but that would be a very blatant lie.
I love music and while I do have a predisposition towards metal-music I'm all over the damn place with the types of music I listen. Classical, Jazz, Singer/Songwriter, Rock, Blues, etc
Any genre has it's good and it's bad. (Yes, even Dubstep :P)
Quick list of artists to give people an idea:Shining, Mind:Soul, Opeth, Julia Nunes, Intwine, Immortal, Symphony X, The Corrs, Pendulum, Skindred, Lady Sovereign, Anathema, Christopher Tin, Cypress Hill, Muchachito, Rush, Strapping Young Lad, Beethoven, Portishead, Jamiroquai, Andy Mckee
(and much much more)
http://www.last.fm/user/MazeMouse I don't often listen to music while at my computer (busy making music or playing games) but when I do it goes on there.

With food I'll try mostly anything once. Right now I tend to prefer italian foods. But also a lot of asian type speed-foods.
And I worship a good Chili Con Carne. (Usually ends up Chili Con Carnage)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My Bassguitar (Inspiring cries of "TURN THAT DAMN THING DOWN" since 2004)
-My friends (Or frenemies)
-Computer (Don't worry, I'm from the internet)
-Hugs! (GLOMP!)
-My phone (Beep)
-Books (What are those? What is this 'paper' you speak of?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, politics, what I would do if I win the lottery, my to-do-list of the day.
And lately "CAT STOP CLAWING MY FOOT!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No such thing as a typical Friday Night.
Depending on work, friends, social obligations, family obligations, if I have a date or not, etc I could be just about anywhere just as how my mood strikes me.
Lately it's been mostly work though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Just ask if you desperately need to know anything about me.
Fine, I've struggled with Borderline Personality Disorder for the largest part of my teens and early twenties. It's still there but I finally found ways to keep it in check and have a happy life.

Ok, one more thing:
You can't out-creepy and/or out-gross me! Don't even try :P
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're weird!

Also note I didn't take this entire profile thingy very seriously. You shouldn't either. Just message me and see where we end up.