Nice to meet you! I've been using dating sites all my life so putting up a profile here was a logical and planned next step in my plot for world domination. I'm a very social person and always easy to deal with. Unfortunately I'm dumb as hell, but that doesn't matter since I could totally date someone like that too. As a related note, I'm also very religious and pray every day. I hope God is very important in your life too. As you already noticed, I hate playing games, and that's why I would never work for a video game company. Specifically, I'm not working at one at the moment as a programmer, I totally suck at programming.
Oh heck, that got boring quickly. I shall therefore add yet another opposite-rule! And no, the rule didn't apply to the last sentence, just... well you get the idea. Just read the rest normally.
Dunno, what else... I don't go drinking that often, but I usually end up partying hard. Or well, maybe on average a bit more than every other weekend? I'm also a bit messy and unorganized. Hmm, one way of solving that would be finding a nice slave girl. (Don't worry, I'd be nice to her.)
I think about sex quite a bit, but I'm still probably not as sexually active as average. In my last relationship I was the one who had to be convinced to have sex. It's fun, but the problem for me is that it's usually not worth all the hassle so I don't do one night stand hunting at bars etc.
Hopefully I manage to be offensive enough in this profile to shoo away the wrong people. I'm not here fishing. I'm not interested in trawling tons and tons of tuna. No, my net is much smaller and denser, just enough for one or two butterflies. <3