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My self-summary
Let's play a game! I'll write stuff that's opposite to reality. And you'll have to figure it out.
Nice to meet you! I've been using dating sites all my life so putting up a profile here was a logical and planned next step in my plot for world domination. I'm a very social person and always easy to deal with. Unfortunately I'm dumb as hell, but that doesn't matter since I could totally date someone like that too. As a related note, I'm also very religious and pray every day. I hope God is very important in your life too. As you already noticed, I hate playing games, and that's why I would never work for a video game company. Specifically, I'm not working at one at the moment as a programmer, I totally suck at programming.

Oh heck, that got boring quickly. I shall therefore add yet another opposite-rule! And no, the rule didn't apply to the last sentence, just... well you get the idea. Just read the rest normally.

Dunno, what else... I don't go drinking that often, but I usually end up partying hard. Or well, maybe on average a bit more than every other weekend? I'm also a bit messy and unorganized. Hmm, one way of solving that would be finding a nice slave girl. (Don't worry, I'd be nice to her.)

I think about sex quite a bit, but I'm still probably not as sexually active as average. In my last relationship I was the one who had to be convinced to have sex. It's fun, but the problem for me is that it's usually not worth all the hassle so I don't do one night stand hunting at bars etc.

Hopefully I manage to be offensive enough in this profile to shoo away the wrong people. I'm not here fishing. I'm not interested in trawling tons and tons of tuna. No, my net is much smaller and denser, just enough for one or two butterflies. <3
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I feel like I'm at a watershed moment in my life. For example I just started my first real job (as in, something I want to keep doing.) and there is definitely something interesting coming.

I'm pretty happy with my life in general, yet sometimes I get incredibly frustrated at how there is so much more I want to do but don't have time or energy for. I want to study all kinds of things, travel, learn things like playing an instrument, some language, drawing, writing, expressing myself. I want to meet more people and do something meaningful with them.

I'm working on it though! Wanna help?
I’m really good at
...my own genre of humour. Warning: it's not for everyone, concentration of puns and sarcasm is much higher than the suggested average daily quantity. Showers of fowl language and offensive material might occur. News at 11.

I also TRY to be really good at... everything. A common thread you will find throughout this profile. I'm actively seeking to have no single focus. "Jack of all trades, master of none, Certainly better than a master of one"
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that there's something weird about me. I don't really react to situations like normal people do. It's not that I'm unable to emulate reactions of a normative human being if need be, usually I just choose to be myself and act how I like even when against my interests. For example I tend to express my opinions pretty directly without mucking around. Come to think of it, I'm very much an anti-sociopath. Of course sometimes this means I can end up as a sort of an outcast... Bah! I didn't want to know them anyway!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hell, anything and everything.
In general, I tend to drift towards weirder, more "intelligent" and "indie" material, (how hipster is that!) but if the feeling is right, I have no problems delving into the cheesiest and dumbest shit there is.

I don't read as much as I would want to. Maybe on average one book a month. I've drifted a bit more towards non-fiction lately.
Oh unless comic books count, I consume metric tons of those.

Movies, shows:
Again, hard to pick anything... Sorry if I'm boring, but again everything from anime to art movies. Hmm, by the criteria that if I watched television frequently, which ones I would switch the channel on... maybe reality tv and romantic comedy. It's not that I have anything against romantic comedy, just that I've seen enough of them and they generally tend to follow similar patterns. Something I like... comedy and sci-fi maybe? Also everything else.

I just recently made a list of songs I've really liked and it included... electronic, jazz, pop, (progressive) rock, C64 sid, heavy metal, reggae, even rap, although I don't generally like rap or hip hop. (Music is like candy; you gotta throw away the rappers.) I don't listen to classical all that much, mainly because I find it a bit boring. I guess I'm not at that phase yet.

I'll eat anything that's stopped twitching. So, stop twitching dammit!

Hm, that ended up pretty boring and insecure. So here's a list of names in no specific order: Demetori, Alstroemeria Records, Tim Minchin, Eddie Izzard, Cave Story, Aquaria, Don Huonot, Eppu Normaali, Yoko Kanno, Yasushi Ishii, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Blame!, Gunnm, Richard Dawkins, Douglas Adams, Kingston Wall, Tool, Ghost in the Shell, Gankutsuou, Derren Brown, James Randi, Rob Hubbard, Martin Galway, Cowboy Bebop, Hellsing, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Fight Club, Dr. Strangelove, Wall-E, Tonari no Totoro, Isaac Asimov, Neil deGrasse Tyson, BrewDog, Laphroaig.
For something I just pulled out of my arse on the spot the list looks pretty nice, even-if-I-say-so-myself. Some of them are corny names from years ago, but if you disagree with any of them, I'm willing to explain how wrong you are.
The six things I could never do without
Dunno, I always disliked these questions. Of course the point is that the choices tell something about you, but it still hurts my head to answer something like... people close to me. Or something. Of course I could carry on living without them if strictly necessary, but still... OVERANALYZING! STOP!

people close to me, my thoughts, my freedom, life, sleep, computer/internet,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. No, I'm serious. The main reason I like internet is that there's so much information everywhere and I can just wonder around, letting it seep in. And of course not just internet. Everything I see, read, heard or feel. (Rarely something I smell, but that's not unheard of.) So if you want an answer to why the grocery store line next to you always seems to go faster, I'm your man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out drinking with friends.
Or sometimes I just have a temporary coma if the week has been rough and recheck the situation on saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There's not really much things I'm not willing to admit. So if you manage to ask something very private from me, I can update it here. So... what could it be? That I sometimes fantasize about dressing up in women's clothing? (Although did that only once with my ex.) Or that I've paid for sex? (In Amsterdam, for the sake of the experience, the actual thing was just foreseeably boring so I don't really see why I would want to do that more.)
You should message me if
..you actually read what I wrote and got this far without brain melt. You could also check some of my answers to the questions. If you agree with enough, you must be a cool guy, and you are therefore allowed to send a message.

Again, after all is said, I'd like to remind you I'm not really as barbed as my profile tries to portray me as. (Who wrote this thing anyway?!) It's for the sake of finding the right people.

For the final thing... As I'm writing this, I'm very bored, so just in case you're very bored, as this is such a score oriented site, how about A QUIZ! Everyone loves QUIZZES on the INTERNET!
Just count together your points and, well, you get the point(s)
-6 if you didn't actually read the text so far and just jumped to the end. Don't worry, I'm flexible, so I'll give you one chance to go back and read it.
+2 if you recognezed half of the names on my name list above
+2 if you noticed they came in pairs
+0 if you are confused by dayak fruit bats
+2 if you occasionally run escalators in the wrong direction
-4 for lying to any of these questions (including this one)
+2 if you know what ^^vv<><>BA is
+2 if you have a strong opinion on whether colo(u)r should be spelled with a u or not
+2 if you know what CMYK is
+2 if you were annoyed by the misspelling of "recognised" above
+4 if you often make other people feel uncomfortable... and enjoy it
+3 if based on my profile you'd be genuinely willing to meet
+4 if you by now know what dayak fruit bat is
+2 if you noticed it's the only mammal where the males have natural lactation
+2 if you answered any question non-optimally, because no one's perfect (not including this one, you power gamers)
+3 if you managed to spend more than one day on this
+4 for the obligatory bonus question: you found this thing silly, but ended up actually summing up your points anyway

So what now? Unfortunately I realized I was tripping on my own cleverness and the whole thing ended up being unfair and stupid. So, let's say if you got... 19 points or more you win a pretty nice nonexistent prize! And no, even though it happened to be in this section, you don't even have to tell me what you got. I'm not going to blacklist you even if you do, though.

And in case you were hoping for a good finish, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Poop.