Nice to meet you! I've been using dating sites all my life so putting up a profile here was a logical and planned next step in my plot for world domination. I'm a very social person and always easy to deal with. Unfortunately I'm dumb as hell, but that doesn't matter since I could totally date someone like that too. As a related note, I'm also very religious and pray every day. I hope God is very important in your life too. As you already noticed, I hate playing games, and that's why I would never work for a video game company. Specifically, I'm not working at one at the moment as a programmer, I totally suck at programming.
Oh heck, that got boring quickly. I shall therefore add yet another opposite-rule! And no, the rule didn't apply to the last sentence, just... well you get the idea. Just read the rest normally.
Dunno, what else... I don't go drinking that often, but I usually end up partying hard. Or well, maybe on average a bit more than every other weekend? I'm also a bit messy and unorganized. Hmm, one way of solving that would be finding a nice slave girl. (Don't worry, I'd be nice to her.)
I think about sex quite a bit, but I'm still probably not as sexually active as average. In my last relationship I was the one who had to be convinced to have sex. It's fun, but the problem for me is that it's usually not worth all the hassle so I don't do one night stand hunting at bars etc.
Hopefully I manage to be offensive enough in this profile to shoo away the wrong people. I'm not here fishing. I'm not interested in trawling tons and tons of tuna. No, my net is much smaller and denser, just enough for one or two butterflies. <3
I'm pretty happy with my life in general, yet sometimes I get incredibly frustrated at how there is so much more I want to do but don't have time or energy for. I want to study all kinds of things, travel, learn things like playing an instrument, some language, drawing, writing, expressing myself. I want to meet more people and do something meaningful with them.
I'm working on it though! Wanna help?
I also TRY to be really good at... everything. A common thread you will find throughout this profile. I'm actively seeking to have no single focus. "Jack of all trades, master of none, Certainly better than a master of one"
In general, I tend to drift towards weirder, more "intelligent" and "indie" material, (how hipster is that!) but if the feeling is right, I have no problems delving into the cheesiest and dumbest shit there is.
I don't read as much as I would want to. Maybe on average one book a month. I've drifted a bit more towards non-fiction lately.
Oh unless comic books count, I consume metric tons of those.
Again, hard to pick anything... Sorry if I'm boring, but again everything from anime to art movies. Hmm, by the criteria that if I watched television frequently, which ones I would switch the channel on... maybe reality tv and romantic comedy. It's not that I have anything against romantic comedy, just that I've seen enough of them and they generally tend to follow similar patterns. Something I like... comedy and sci-fi maybe? Also everything else.
I just recently made a list of songs I've really liked and it included... electronic, jazz, pop, (progressive) rock, C64 sid, heavy metal, reggae, even rap, although I don't generally like rap or hip hop. (Music is like candy; you gotta throw away the rappers.) I don't listen to classical all that much, mainly because I find it a bit boring. I guess I'm not at that phase yet.
I'll eat anything that's stopped twitching. So, stop twitching dammit!
Hm, that ended up pretty boring and insecure. So here's a list of names in no specific order: Demetori, Alstroemeria Records, Tim Minchin, Eddie Izzard, Cave Story, Aquaria, Don Huonot, Eppu Normaali, Yoko Kanno, Yasushi Ishii, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Blame!, Gunnm, Richard Dawkins, Douglas Adams, Kingston Wall, Tool, Ghost in the Shell, Gankutsuou, Derren Brown, James Randi, Rob Hubbard, Martin Galway, Cowboy Bebop, Hellsing, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Fight Club, Dr. Strangelove, Wall-E, Tonari no Totoro, Isaac Asimov, Neil deGrasse Tyson, BrewDog, Laphroaig.
For something I just pulled out of my arse on the spot the list looks pretty nice, even-if-I-say-so-myself. Some of them are corny names from years ago, but if you disagree with any of them, I'm willing to explain how wrong you are.
people close to me, my thoughts, my freedom, life, sleep, computer/internet,
Or sometimes I just have a temporary coma if the week has been rough and recheck the situation on saturday.
Again, after all is said, I'd like to remind you I'm not really as barbed as my profile tries to portray me as. (Who wrote this thing anyway?!) It's for the sake of finding the right people.
For the final thing... As I'm writing this, I'm very bored, so just in case you're very bored, as this is such a score oriented site, how about A QUIZ! Everyone loves QUIZZES on the INTERNET!
Just count together your points and, well, you get the point(s)
-6 if you didn't actually read the text so far and just jumped to the end. Don't worry, I'm flexible, so I'll give you one chance to go back and read it.
+2 if you recognezed half of the names on my name list above
+2 if you noticed they came in pairs
+0 if you are confused by dayak fruit bats
+2 if you occasionally run escalators in the wrong direction
-4 for lying to any of these questions (including this one)
+2 if you know what ^^vv<><>BA is
+2 if you have a strong opinion on whether colo(u)r should be spelled with a u or not
+2 if you know what CMYK is
+2 if you were annoyed by the misspelling of "recognised" above
+4 if you often make other people feel uncomfortable... and enjoy it
+3 if based on my profile you'd be genuinely willing to meet
+4 if you by now know what dayak fruit bat is
+2 if you noticed it's the only mammal where the males have natural lactation
+2 if you answered any question non-optimally, because no one's perfect (not including this one, you power gamers)
+3 if you managed to spend more than one day on this
+4 for the obligatory bonus question: you found this thing silly, but ended up actually summing up your points anyway
So what now? Unfortunately I realized I was tripping on my own cleverness and the whole thing ended up being unfair and stupid. So, let's say if you got... 19 points or more you win a pretty nice nonexistent prize! And no, even though it happened to be in this section, you don't even have to tell me what you got. I'm not going to blacklist you even if you do, though.
And in case you were hoping for a good finish, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Poop.