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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 7
Open relationship
Relationship Type
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
High school
Has kids and doesn’t want more
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I am in an emotionally monogamous, but sexually non-monogamous marriage with KimiCupcake. I've always wanted to believe in the supernatural, but it has failed me again and again. I was raised Catholic, but don't remember ever REALLY believing in it, or god. I LOVE martial arts, but I have no time to train, between work, a wife, three kids, and trying to get into freelance illustration. I have six tattoos, and plan on getting many more, no piercings, though. I've had a vasectomy, and I....uh.....yeah, I got nothing else at the moment.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm married to a beautiful woman, I have three children, who are pretty awesome when they're NOT driving me headlong into insanity, I work for a security company, and I'm working on becoming a freelance illustrator.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, being an asshole, trivia, Cards Against Humanity, having an open mind, not whining, eating.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair and my beard, OR the t-shirt I'm wearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This section could go on for a very, VERY, long time.

Bad Religion, Johnny Cash, Jurassic 5, Misfits, The Beatles, The Who, Gorillaz, Blur, Ted Leo, Ben Folds, Bob Schneider, Mumford and Sons, Fun., The Donnas, The Ramones, Beethoven, Hans Zimmer, Kodo, Los Rabanes, Chingon, The Datsuns, AC/DC.......

LoTR Trilogy, Star Wars, Avengers, Better Off Dead, Bachelor Party, the Evil Dead films, anything by Guillermo Del Toro, Kill Bill Vols. 1 & 2, Ip Man 1 & 2, Event Horizon, Alien, Cabin in the Woods, anything by Akira Kurosawa, American Psycho, Le Samourai, Baise Moi, Fighter in the Wind, Oldboy, The Host, Ong Bak, Chocolate, The Exorcist.......

Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, MadMen, Sons of Anarchy, Monty Python, The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Adventures of Brisco County, Jr., Supernatural, Misfits, Portlandia, Spaced.....can't think of anything else at the moment.

Anything by Clive Barker or Chuck Palahniuk, Monster Island, Monster Nation, Monster Planet, World War Z, Robopocalypse, The Ring Trilogy by Koji Suzuki, IQ84, Nerd Do Well, The Nerdist Way, The Strain Trilogy by Guillermo Del Toro, anything by Christopher Moore, The Historian, American Gods, Good Omens, love philosophy, specifically Alan Watts and Bruce Lee, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Citizen Soldier, Flyboys, The Gift of Fear, Dark Water, film and animation artbooks, Tough Shit.....

I have yet to find an ethnicity of food I don't like. Plain old "american" food, is my least favorite (except for a perfectly cooked steak, that is). If I could eat whatever, whenever, though, i would be eating Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Mexican or Vietnamese most of the time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Good sex.
2. Good food.
3. A refreshing Coca Cola.
4. A Sketchbook.
5. A knife. (I always carry one.)
6. My wife.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex, of course. Food. How I would conduct myself in a zombie/alien/robot/nuclear apocalypse. How to make myself a better illustrator. Cool stuff to teach my kids.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's either hanging out with the wife, eating chinese food or pizza, watching something ridiculous on Netflix/Hulu Plus, or hanging out at home while I send my wife out with her friends for the night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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We are a non-monogamous couple, and my wife is interested in polyamory, I however find the idea absolutely horrifying.
You should message me if
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You think I'm super-sexy! Or if you want to see my drawings. Or if you want to punch me in the face and you think I should know. Or if you want ME to punch YOU in the face. Or you know, whatever.