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Kwiyjibo

23 M Bergenfield, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't know. I'm lazy and cynical. The last girl I was with told me I had a really big ego. I told her she had a really big butt. It was pretty awkward going from there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
On the never ending job hunt.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating. Don't think I've ever prepped for anything until the day before it's due.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I either look like a vagrant or some kind of wizard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Persepolis, ASOIAF novels, Chariots of the Gods?, 1984, Pale Fire, The Handmaid's Tale

Movies: Videodrome (basically anything Cronenberg), The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, My Dinner With Andre, Natural Born Killers, Starship Troopers, Drive

Music: The Kinks, Justice, Frank Zappa, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Patti Smith, Spandau Ballet, Goldfinger, Rush, Danzig, and a lot more.

I don't watch much TV but my favorite show is currently Community.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shampoo
Clippers
Internet
Sweet Baby Ray's
Dota
Dropbox
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How stupid people are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe a night walk and some introspection. Or booze. Booze is nice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was the kid in grade school correcting everyone's grammar.
You should message me if
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You think having an okcupid account is embarrassing or you're really tall.