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KyInNYC

38 Jackson Heights, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 32–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My background is theatre and writing and I enjoy both theatre and writing. My brother is an artist and musician and I like those things too. I have dual citizenship (but before you get too excited, an American accent. Unless I'm drinking and/or talking to my mum, when it can, on occasion, get a bit Australian.)

I am enthusiastic about enthusiasm. I believe anything can be interesting if talked about with passion. Big fan of banter. Make me laugh and make my day.

Whenever I hurt myself (I can be a bit clumsy so it's not unusual) I tell people my injuries are from being in a bar fight. No one ever believes me. I could be in a bar fight. I could. Really. Stop laughing.

Also, because some people on this site seem to be emphatically pro or anti tattoo, I should mention I have two. They're tasteful and girly and I love them but if you're vehemently against, well, jog on.

Oh, and apparently I'm an ENFP if that matters to ya.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In the words of Lloyd Dobler, I'm looking for a dare-to-be-great situation.

I firmly believe life is about the journey, not the destination. Not that having goals is a bad thing, but I've come to recognize that the happiest times in my life came from being open to new opportunities and people and not from having a preconceived notion of anything. But most of my friends are more directed. I'm not against ambition and focus in other people and have some myself. I just have more of a broad plan than a day-to-day one.

My day job provides a paycheck. It's a means to an end and keeps a roof over my head, but I'm not gonna spend a lot of time talking about work. I also do other stuff which pays nothing but I wish paid lots.

Also, my roommate and I just adopted a rescue kitten. Her name is Schrödinger and she is a little bundle of awesome. (side note: I wish the pets section offered the singular cat as an option. Has a cat sounds good. Has *cats* sounds potentially Simpsons crazy cat ladyish.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stuff. I am good at stuff. And, occasionally, things. And, rarely, whatnot.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In this, as in all things, context is king.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I binge lit and tv shows....

I tend to find someone I like and then read everything they wrote. I don't have favourite books so much as favourite authors. N. Gaiman, T. Pratchett, C. Moore, D. Parker, J. Austen, D. Sedaris, D. Eggers, V. Woolfe, and a bunch of poets and playwrights as well as the odd non-fiction book. Reading At Home by Bill Bryson right now. Well, clearly not actually "right" now. Right now I'm updating this superficial but somewhat enlightening information about myself on the theory (totally bastardized from Nick Hornby) that romantic connections are not about what you are like but about what you like. Oh, I like Hornby as well.

TV: Breaking Bad - holy fuckballs, that was good. Also - Archer. Louie. Girls. AD. GoT. KITH. Other initialed things like BSG and OITNB. Firefly. Veep. Sherlock. Daily Show. Last Week Tonight. West Wing, Sports Night. Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries. Various BBC things. Blackadder esp. Some primetimey things such as Brooklyn 99, Mindy Project and Parks & Rec. . ~ On a side note, but TV related - If you travel through space and time in a blue police box, I'll hope that at least one of your hearts beats for me.

Movies: Lots. Selection includes - Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, Bourne Identity, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, The Hudsucker Proxy, Joe vs the Volcano, anything Jane Austeny, anything about spies, many things about superheroes, Rear Window, The Apartment, Super Troopers, Fight Club, Snatch, The Clock, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Grosse Pointe Blank, Befores Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight, Definitely, Maybe, Wes Anderson things, a whole host of 80s stuff. Also, sometimes, I really like watching shit blow up. Thank you, Michael Bay. I like most movies except for horror pics. Unless they're funny like Shaun of the Dead or Zombieland.

Music: If you want to introduce me to stuff, that's peachy keen. What I like - Bon Iver. Alexi Murdoch. The National. Tallest Man on Earth. Of Monsters and Men. Mumford & Sons. Johnny Flynn. Regina Spektor. CW Stoneking. Penguin Cafe Orchestra. General mix of relatively popular hipstery bands as well as ladies who been done wrong. Can't beat Cohen and Waits and Dylan. Nina Simone. Billy Bragg. Doors. Radiohead. The Cure and The Smiths and The Pixies and The Femmes. And last but certainly not least, my friends' bands.

Podcasts: Been cutting back on my podcast consumption of late so as to read more in transit but engrossed by Serial (though not enough to spend hours reading the reddit sub-boards) and also still listen to TAL, BBC Radio 4 News Quiz, The Bugle, and Wait Wait with occasional Nerdists and WTFs thrown in for good measure.

Food: I don't eat mammals but I don't have a problem with people who do. I am allergic to mushrooms, blue cheese and cucumbers. I heart seafood. I enjoy cooking and consider myself something of culinary MacGyver.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
words, music, hope, family, friends and sleep

Also, this video: if you don't like this, I don't know how good a match we'd be, no matter what the number above says
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
toe socks. I find them not awesome.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A) being atypical.
B) being nerdalicious.
C) sleeping.
D) wookin pa nub.
E) all of the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes mix up whether it's day/month/year or month/day/year depending on where I am. Also, I often spell things with the British spelling. Always have done. I blame my mum.

I recently bought myself Wonder Woman underoos. They give me joy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're awesome and you're ok with someone who can be at times (and as evidenced by the length of this profile) a little circumloquacious.

Addendum: Please do NOT message me if you A) are much older or younger, say a decade in either direction; B) do not have a picture posted - it makes me think you're on the lam from the long arm of the law; C) you are going to call me dear, darling, sweetie or some other term of endearment in your initial email, it's creepy - save those for after you've actually met a person (exceptions made for sassy southern waitresses or nonagenarian Australian grandpas); or D) you are only on this site to get laid - don't get me wrong, I like sex, a lot, but if I want to be treated like a piece of meat, I'd go to a club. It's a lot faster and I'd be drunk, and thus, feel less demeaned.

Thanks.

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