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28 Ultimo, Australia Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 17
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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So I'm a nerd who enjoys the standard nerdly pursuits such as fleeing from the sun and fighting crime with my underwear on the outside of my tights. Wait, I wasn't supposed to say that. Forget I mentioned anything.

I tend to be fairly quiet until I get to know you/get plied with alcohol and so usually to need the other person to start the conversation but once it's up and running I'm all in. Oh, and I grew up on a farm so if you need a tractor driven I'll turn up in a flannelette shirt and give it a stab.
What I’m doing with my life
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Apart from the daily grind working in IT I go to the gym (yet to get that endorphin rush) and being the slowest runner you've ever seen in your life. I also do pub trivia once a week and the team is even occasionally known to win!

I don't get to play the video games as much as I used to but when I have a bit of free time I like to fire up the old Fallout or Battlefield 4 and get my ass kicked for a few rounds
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I tend to go alright at fixing things (necessary for my job) and zoning out during meetings (not so good for my job).

I cook my own meals and haven't gotten food poisoning yet which is a good sign although I learned the hard way that although paprika and ground chillies look the same they have very different levels of spicyness.
The first things people usually notice about me
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They don't. You can always tell a Milford man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Having not had time to listen to the radio the last couple of years I'd either make the very best or very worst hipster; I haven't decided which.

I tend to listen to 70's and 80's punk and new wave (The Clash, The Ramones etc) with a smattering of older rap and pop thrown in for good measure. Just typing that out I feel like I should be a 40 year old accountant.

The latest book I finished was Ubik by Phillip K Dick But I do have quite the range of sci-fi/fanasy books as well as Terry Pratchett who seems to need his own category. My bookcase is over flowing but I haven't been motivated to get a another one. Any ladies out there who work at Ikea or are carpenters?

As for TV shows I'm rather partial to comedies and a well written cartoon. I can't miss new episodes of Doctor Who and Always Sunny when they come out. And of course Game of Thrones; is there anybody who isn't these days? Also: Star Trek is the bomb but I won't hold it against you if you disagree.

I lied. I totally would.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Food
2) Sleep
3) Generic 3rd think that makes me look deep
4) Internet
5) Sleep again
6) Hammocks
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie at home with a blanket on my knees nanna style or at the pub with a few friends. You know, the same as everybody else puts in this section.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am of the opinion Pineapple should not be on pizzas. Or burgers. Or exist at all.

I also refuse to put smiley faces in text messages and I'm not sure why.
You should message me if
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You want a prompt reply even if it doesn't make sense. I have a thing about answering messages and texts as soon as possible.