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24 • Chicago, IL • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 8:49pm
- 6′ 2″ (1.88m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
Really though, I'm just making my way towards being free of student loans, as my ultimate goal of traveling as much as humanly possible is harder to do when loan sharks are staring menacingly at my kneecaps. Figuratively speaking, of course.
They're really staring more towards my kidneys.
Ladies . . . I'm available.
My favorite authors include Lovecraft, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Asimov, Jim Butcher, Jacques, Martinez, and Jack Vance.
I read comics too, although I usually stick to the one-shots or short series.
Some of my favorite movies are Clue, The Naked Gun series, The Marx Brothers movies, and generally anything touched by Mel Brooks. I'm quite the sophisticate.
Also, any movie with Rifftrax becomes instantly watchable, if not enjoyable, to me. Any movie.
As far as shows go, the list of things I want to watch is a considerable bit longer that what I actually have. My favorites are MST3K, Bob's Burgers, Psych, Futurama, Whose Line is it Anyway, QI, and Monty Python.
I'm all over the place, musically. To drop some names: Muse, System of a Down, MC Frontalot, Beefy, Mumford and Sons, Cake, Rhapsody, Van Canto, Lupe Fiasco, Symphony X, The Glitch Mob, The Dear Hunter, Daft Punk, Infected Mushroom, KMFDM, Queen, That Handsome Devil, Five Finger Death Punch, Young Motzart, Dan Bull, MC Frontalot, Supercommuter, I Fight Dragons, Sabaton, Dr. Steel, Abney Park, The Atomic Fireballs, Diablo Swing Orchestra, Brahms, Iron Maiden, and if we're being completely honest here, Lady GaGa is pretty goddamn catchy.
There's not much I won't eat as far as food is concerned. I'll try anything. Except olives. Olives can go straight to hell.
- The internet
- A good book
- Something worth exploring
As for what we do, well, we're in our twenties and live in a major city. Now, this is a long shot here, but it might just involve alcohol.
People find this more entertaining than than I would like.
...you're adventurous, and want someone to explore with.
...you love talking about literary theory, mythology, folklore, philosophy, the mind, or just love having discussions in general.
...you saw this profile, and thought, "dang, this guy is amazing/a genius/dead sexy/hilarious/the most charming man on the face of the earth/mildly interesting."
I get that all the time. I swear.
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