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23 M Chicago, IL

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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
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Mostly anything
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Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My goal in life is to tell people about all the cool ideas I have. Turns out, excitedly rambling for hours on end wasn't really impressing anyone. And so, I became a writer.

I just moved to Chicago recently, so I have little to no idea what is where, or even what there is in the first place. Fortunately, exploring is one of my hobbies, but I would love to have a guide, or an adventuring buddy.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in a hiring center during the day, and try to get paid to write in the evenings.

Really though, I'm just making my way towards being free of student loans, as my ultimate goal of traveling as much as humanly possible is harder to do when loan sharks are staring menacingly at my kneecaps. Figuratively speaking, of course.

They're really staring more towards my kidneys.
I’m really good at
I once managed to tie my shoes while wearing mittens.

Ladies . . . I'm available.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm 6' 2". Take a wild guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So, about books. Growing up, I think I actually read more words than I spoke. That ought to paint a pretty clear picture.
My favorite authors include Lovecraft, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Asimov, Jim Butcher, Jacques, Martinez, and Jack Vance.
I read comics too, although I usually stick to the one-shots or short series.

Some of my favorite movies are Clue, The Naked Gun series, The Marx Brothers movies, and generally anything touched by Mel Brooks. I consider myself quite sophisticated.
Also, any movie with Rifftrax becomes instantly watchable, if not enjoyable, to me. Any movie.

I really don't watch TV, so much as I watch series on my computer. Completely legally. Cough.
Anyway, my favorites are MST3K, Psych, Futurama, Whose Line is it Anyway, QI, and Monty Python

I'm all over the place, musically. To drop some names: Muse, System of a Down, MC Frontalot, Beefy, Mumford and Sons, Cake, Rhapsody, Van Canto, Lupe Fiasco, Symphony X, The Glitch Mob, Daft Punk, Infected Mushroom, KMFDM, Queen, Five Finger Death Punch, Young Motzart, Dan Bull, Supercommuter, I Fight Dragons, Sabaton, Dr. Steel, Abney Park, The Atomic Fireballs, Diablo Swing Orchestra, Brahms, Beethoven, Iron Maiden, Avenged Sevenfold, Powerman 5000, and if we're being completely honest here, Lady GaGa is pretty goddamn catchy.

There's not much I won't eat as far as food is concerned. I'll try anything. Except olives. Olives can go straight to hell.
The six things I could never do without
- Humor
- People
- The internet
- Writing
- A good book
- Something worth exploring, like a new city or an old building
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I also spend inordinate amounts of time thinking about the future. Not in a productive manner, mind you. Just idle speculation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually hanging out with friends.
As for what we do, well, we're in our twenties and live in a major city. Now, this is a long shot here, but it might just involve alcohol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Awkward moments in shows and movies make me wince. Hard.
People find this more entertaining than than I would like.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if're creative, and want someone to talk ideas with.'re adventurous, and want someone to explore with. love talking about literary theory, mythology, folklore, philosophy, the mind, or just love having discussions in general. saw this profile, and thought, "dang, this guy is amazing/a genius/dead sexy/hilarious/the most charming man on the face of the earth/mildly interesting."
I get that all the time. I swear.