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24 Chicago, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My goal in life is to tell people about all the cool ideas I have. Turns out, excitedly rambling for hours on end wasn't really impressing anyone. And so, I started writing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in the meat department of a certain organic grocery chain that shall remain nameless. So, I suppose if you have moral objections with meat-eating, this miiiight not work. Your diet is your business as far as I care, but it'd be a bit like a D.A.R.E. officer hanging out with a drug dealer.

Really though, I'm just making my way towards being free of student loans, as my ultimate goal of aimless adventuring/travel is harder to do when loan sharks are staring menacingly at my kneecaps. Figuratively speaking, of course.

They're really staring more towards my kidneys.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I once managed to tie my shoes while wearing mittens.

Ladies . . . I'm available.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 6' 2". Take a wild guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So, about books. Growing up, I think I actually read more words than I spoke. That ought to paint a pretty clear picture.
My favorite authors include Lovecraft, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Asimov, Jim Butcher, Jacques, Martinez, and Jack Vance.
I read comics too, although I usually stick to the one-shots or short series.

Some of my favorite movies are Clue, The Naked Gun series, The Marx Brothers movies, and generally anything touched by Mel Brooks. I'm quite the sophisticate.
Also, any movie with Rifftrax becomes instantly watchable, if not enjoyable, to me. Any movie.

As far as shows go, the list of things I want to watch is a considerable bit longer that what I actually have. My favorites are MST3K, Bob's Burgers, Psych, Futurama, Whose Line is it Anyway, QI, and Monty Python.

I'm all over the place, musically. To drop some names: Muse, System of a Down, MC Frontalot, Beefy, Mumford and Sons, Cake, Rhapsody, Van Canto, Lupe Fiasco, Symphony X, The Glitch Mob, The Dear Hunter, Daft Punk, Infected Mushroom, KMFDM, Queen, That Handsome Devil, Five Finger Death Punch, Young Motzart, Dan Bull, MC Frontalot, Supercommuter, I Fight Dragons, Sabaton, Dr. Steel, Abney Park, The Atomic Fireballs, Diablo Swing Orchestra, Brahms, Iron Maiden, and if we're being completely honest here, Lady GaGa is pretty goddamn catchy.

There's not much I won't eat as far as food is concerned. I'll try anything. Except olives. Olives can go straight to hell.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Humor
- People
- The internet
- Writing
- A good book
- Something worth exploring
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
One of the great joys of working in retail is that Fridays tragically hold no special meaning anymore. Tragic.

But when whatever currently passes for a Friday rolls around, I'm usually hanging out with friends.
As for what we do, well, this is a long shot here, but it might just involve alcohol. Past that, the sky's the limit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Awkward moments in shows and movies make me wince. Hard.
People find this more entertaining than than I would like.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re creative, and want someone to talk ideas with.'re adventurous, and want someone to explore with. love talking about literary theory, mythology, folklore, philosophy, the mind, or just love having discussions in general. saw this profile, and thought, "dang, this guy is amazing/a genius/dead sexy/hilarious/the most charming man on the face of the earth/mildly interesting."
I get that all the time. I swear.