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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:23pm
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking to make friends, and if more happens, that's cool, too.

Let's do this by a decades/celebrities comparison.

70s description:
I'm a mixture of Freddie Mercury and Michael Douglas.

80s description:
I'm a mixture of Jim Belushi and Kurt Russell.

90s description:
I'm a mixture of Brad Pitt and Chris Farley.

I'm a writer who actually gets paid to do things with words, though that doesn't necessarily mean I do that much writing.

I'm the kind of person who dances first and asks questions later.

On a helpful note: If you dig me at all and would maybe want me to send you a message, "like" me so I get the notice. Otherwise, you're relying solely on me to like your profile soooo much that I send a message.

I just want us to be crunk together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I get paid to write, fix people's writing, host a daily podcast, and appear as a guest expert on a sports website associated with

I run, bike, play basketball, and lift heavy things to try to stay in shape.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
pretending I'm good at basketball, soccer, writing, reading, loving, hugging, smiling, laughing, singing, dancing, karaoke.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
are the fact that they were just hugged by a complete stranger, my dance moves, or my man purse.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

That make your brain or spirit grow:
Steinbeck, To a God Unknown
Green to Gold
Worldchanging: A Users Guide to the 21st Century
How We Decide, by Jonah Lehrner
Power of Myth, by Joseph Campbell
Man's Search for Meaning, by Frankl

That are fun or funny:
Septuagenarian Stew, by Bukowski
Lamb, by Christopher Moore
Y: The Last Man
Preacher, by Garth Ennis

That are just good reads:
Steinbeck, East of Eden
Of Human Bondage, by Somerset Maugham
To Kill a Mockingbird,
Cannery Row
Frankenstein, by Mary Shelley
Childhood's End, by Arthur C. Clark
Night, by Eli Wiesel

Those are my favorite books, but I've also read junk like the Great Gatsby, Vonnegut, On the Road, and so on.

Life As A House
Big Trouble in Little China
The Matrix Trilogy
The Princess Bride

I love the big series on HBO, Showtime, and AMC and whatnot. So, Deadwood, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, and all that jazz. I love all that junk, but I usually wait until a season is done before I'll watch any of it.

I love something from every genre. Most the junk I listen to is indie rock crap, but I love 90s R&B, 80s synth pop, classic rock, anything that was in an 80s movie (Goonies, etc.), late 90s country (don't tell anyone), Neil Diamond, Motown, mother fucking Queen, and a whole lot more.

To accurately describe how I feel about 90s R&B, I'll defer to my friend Tom:

I like great music, and I don't care what genre it comes from.

Food: I'm not too picky, and I like to try new stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wind Farms
The inevitable Zombie/Robot Apocalypse
How badass Steinbeck, Frankl, Bukowski, and Campbell are.
How ridiculous people are, in a good and laughable way. :)
How much fun it is to talk to my dog as if he is a human and can understand what I am saying.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends. I like to stay close to home and hit up a local bar, but sometimes I'll head out downtown. I like going to Brocach's for their martinis, hitting up The Old Fashion, Genna's, that place with the tree in it. I won't shy away from going to Plan B or Jolly Bob's and getting my swerve on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've had trouble falling asleep at night ever since Pluto was stripped of its status as a planet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can boogie to the beat.
You are gangsta.
You ain't bootsy.