I have a way with animals. Don't be offended if your dog/cat/bearded dragon becomes better friends with me than with you.
I'm a transplant from the mitten state. I point on my hand to show where places are in Michigan. I don't say "eh" or "dontcha know". I do say "pop", not "soda". A whiskey ginger requires Vernor's (found at your local Harmon's).
I need museums, cultural things, and concerts to not go crazy. I really should have done a Wall Street style pic with the bull at the Leonardo Body World exhibit.
I don't have cable so I read a lot. Does Calvin & Hobbes count? I have nearly every one including one in German. Right now I'm getting my fix of ASoIaF and The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People.
My iPod on shuffle goes from Dre's Chronic to classical, and everything between.
My movie collection includes classics like The Last of The Mohicans, Goodfellas, The Great Escape, & Spaceballs.
Top Gear UK (Clarkson, you're such a pillock), Archer, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Trailer Park Boys & Arrested Development.
The Bugle, This American Life, Planet Money, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, & Intelligence Squared.
I'm a firm believer in equal opportunity eating* so I'll just list some local favorites: Taqueria 27, Sushi Groove, Spitz, Red Iguana, Sugar House Coffee, & Ruth's. Non-local favorite is by far Lipuma's Coney Island.
*I don't eat calamari any more and I used to love it. I blame you Ira Glass!
A good nap every now and again.
Watching both Home Alone and Bad Santa at least once each around Christmas.
Southern facing windows, because flowering plants are the best.
Those times when there is 4" of snow on the ground & more coming. It's so silent and peaceful.
Camelpak - Gotta stay hydrated.
And here I am. Much like the pioneers of old, I emigrated 1,700 miles from home so I could practice without persecution. I hope you enjoy it, Salt Lake.
You want to yell mildly inappropriate suggestions to the Laughing Stock guys.
You want to go fly a kite on windy days.
You want to string up a hammock at Catherine Lake & read a book.
You want to join my bar trivia team. We could use the help.
You like the idea of ships mooring together and having a party more than ships passing in the night.