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23 Iselin, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 8
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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My name's Kyle and i swear i'm a real person.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on becoming a comic book writer. Just submitted a script to Oni Press, fingers crossed for a good response!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty good cook. Homemade Mac and Cheese is a specialty. If you want something interesting made i'm your guy. I like to experiment with tons of different food combinations, throwing this and that together to see what comes out. USUALLY it's pretty good.

My friends tell me I'm pretty funny, so I'm inclined to believe it's true.

Also Super Smash Bros. Come at me kid.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People tell me i have really nice eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Honestly, I could fill this thing to the brim but who actually wants to read all that?

Even though it might sound dorky, I have an appreciation of the arts, of stories and entertainment people create. I could talk for hours about the countless movies, shows, music, books, video games, and even food I've enjoyed in my life, but I'd rather you just message and ask me.

But just for the hell of it here's a few of my faves.

Books: A Confederacy of Dunces, Lemony Snicket, Lovecraft, Sherlock Holmes stories.

Movies: Bronson, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, Airplane, Batman Begins

Shows: Adventure Time, Arrow, Twin Peaks, Seinfeld, Squidbillies, almost everything on Adult Swim.

Music: Man Man, Hot Chip, King Krule, Gorillaz, Beck

Comics (because they are a god send): Anything by Grant Morrison, Robinson's Starman, Moonshadow, Daredevil, Simone's Secret Six.

As for food, I love trying new foods, especially of the foreign variety. My friend told me I had the appetite of a goat. Thanks buddy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Food. All of it. Forever
2. Grant Morrison. He's my jesus.
3. My friends. I need those dudes.
4. Man Man. Best band.
5. Money. You're more likely to die without it.
6. Oxygen. You're more likely to die without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spent a lot of time thinking about what to write here...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out with my friends, but if everyone's short on cash we just chill, watch some movies, play some video games, grab a few beers, smoke maybe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like bad movies ironically. I'm sorry.
You should message me if
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you have a god sense of humor and aren't a werewolf.