24 Aubrey, TX
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My self-summary
I just moved to Aubrey and its hard to meet new people when you work outside of where you live. Help me out girls :)

I feel like its easier to just tell you about me as I go through my day. I work 40 hours a week so most of the time I'd rather stay in or hang out at a friends house. I don't party, however I do like to partake in party favors (alcohol, pot, beer pong). I do drink but I hate getting drunk, however I do rather enjoy getting quite stoned, but then again so does everyone who smokes. I honestly just want to be find a girl that I want to take care of and will challenge me. If anywhere in your profile it says you like to "Netflix and chill" I'm not gonna message you, or respond if you message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm a trainer at a casual fast food restaraunt but that doesn't mean I have small ambitions. I like what I do there and I'm start to feel like I'm moving in a direction that's more towards what I want to do. Of course if I like you I'll tell you more about it but why tell everything there is to know about me right off the back right. :)
I’m really good at
"Kyle your sarcastic and sometimes your jokes are kind of tasteless, but when you try to give someone advice or help them out, you're either always right or try to look out for what's best for them" -a coworker of mine
Honestly she said it better than I ever could have. I also have really good work ethic, I cook pretty damn well, and I'm pretty good at video games, as well as frustrating to play with.
The first things people usually notice about me
to be honest I don't really ask people this that much. I guess I get told often that the bumper sticker on my car describes me all too well. It says "I smile because I have no idea what's going on" I actually found it on the side of the road walking to my apartment one day and knew it was perfect for me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If I put everything that I liked in this section you'd get really tired of reading and move on to the next profile so I'm just gonna do some of everything
Movie: almost any zombie comedy (yes it is a genre)
Current TV show: mostly anime, but I love comic book series like arrow, the flash, Gotham. I also love the new show Casual, and Hulu's The Last Man on Earth
Old TV show: Zoids, my roommate converted me into a Third Rock from the Sun fan, and some good ole dragonballz.
Book: the Inheritance Series, Harry Potter, I want to read some star wars books soon I'm gonna borrow them from a friend.
Music: mostly rock, punk rock, indie rock, classic rock, some hip hop, pop is okay sometimes.
Food: If it tastes good inside a burrito I'll give it a shot, I cook a lot of pasta.
Video game: pokemon, destiny, summoners war, the battle cats, used to play league of legends but the community is too toxic and I feel myself turning into a troll whenever I play it.
The six things I could never do without
1. Pokemon. Get over it.
2. My Phone: I'm too connected to it, facebook, texting, games, etc...
3. My Friends
4. My Bed: Dang I love sleep... my old roommate would always say I should just marry my bed cuz I would sleep during the day if I didn't wanna study.
5. My sister. She honestly gives me good ass advice and I mean if you have a sibling could you honestly imagine living without him/her.
6. Six things is too hard don't make me fill out the last one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A lot of different what ifs, but mainly I think about the new pokemon go app that is coming out next year it has me wayyyyy too stoked.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or chilling at home with the roommates and/or pets. Anything else I've done on a Friday is prbly something I've done on any other night of the week I'm pretty predictable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really want to be a comedian but I feel like my humor is more to entertain myself than it is to entertain other people.
You should message me if
If you wanna get to know me obviously, or if you like pokemon, watching movies, taking dumb pictures together, dogs, cats, pets in general, eating because I will cook for you or get you take out if your sick.