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32 • M • Washington, DC
- Last Online
- Today – 9:30am
- 3′ 0″ (0.91m)
- Body Type
- Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
- Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly), French (Poorly)
Trying on your panties
Picking up pennies in public bathrooms
Shaving my nips and plucking my brows
Playing with my Star Wars Legos
Taking b/w photos around DC
Perfecting my eyeshadow
Making you fall for me...hard
Making no apologies for going out in drag for a few drinks
Making no apologies for hitting on you in drag.
Rocking women's skinny jeans and hi-tops
Making gobs of spaghetti sauce and eating it in one sitting, then instantly regretting it because organic tomatoes are so expensive and it was supposed to last at least 3 days
Running outdoors in the cold. You will see me running in shorts and a tank top in blizzards, hurricanes, single-digit temperatures, at 3am, etc. Join me! I love running!
Spotting hippos at the zoo and McDonalds
Others notice my black, latex, dominatrix platform boots and smooth, toned legs quickly walking towards the men's restroom. Some might even notice me standing at the urinal, lip gloss in one hand...
Still others will notice nothing. You might be sitting next to me right now (don't look!).
You might notice my adorable dimple...if you can make me smile.
Do you want some tater tots and white wine?
Would you say hi if you recognized me on the street?
Do you juice? I juice.
Oh, and if okcupid tells you that we "have issues", it's you, not me.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–99
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You want to go on an adventure!
You eat meat or you're an understanding vegan/veggiesaurus.
You have a firm grasp on grammar and spelling but if English is not your first language that's okay but you better have a sexy accent.
Your open to new ideas and people, you're head's screwed on tight, and you know the difference between your and you're...see what I did there??
I like all kinds of females but I'd be lying if I said tall brunettes didn't put the cream in my Colombian coffee.
NO MEN!! You dudes are creepy and no, I don't want to meet you! Go away. You smell like farts. Yes, I can smell you through my computer screen.
That is all, my little pumpkin friends.
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