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32 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:30am
3′ 0″ (0.91m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Yep. I'm a guy who likes cross-dressing every now and then. Take it or leave it. I don't place too much faith in online dating, being a straight guy who likes wearing high heels and all, so I don't mind being brutally honest and silly here. Sure, I don't have to mention my dressing but I do want to be upfront about it. If you want to know more about it just ask. I won't bite unless you want me to.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a Care Bear
Trying on your panties
Picking up pennies in public bathrooms
Shaving my nips and plucking my brows
Playing with my Star Wars Legos
Taking b/w photos around DC
Perfecting my eyeshadow
Making you fall for me...hard
I’m really good at
Making no apologies for being me

Making no apologies for going out in drag for a few drinks

Making no apologies for hitting on you in drag.

Rocking women's skinny jeans and hi-tops

Making gobs of spaghetti sauce and eating it in one sitting, then instantly regretting it because organic tomatoes are so expensive and it was supposed to last at least 3 days

Running outdoors in the cold. You will see me running in shorts and a tank top in blizzards, hurricanes, single-digit temperatures, at 3am, etc. Join me! I love running!

Spotting hippos at the zoo and McDonalds
The first things people usually notice about me
Many notice that I'm staring like a serial killer and lurching towards them with a rusty butcher's knife in hand as my deformed left foot drags along the floor of my metal cage.

Others notice my black, latex, dominatrix platform boots and smooth, toned legs quickly walking towards the men's restroom. Some might even notice me standing at the urinal, lip gloss in one hand...

Still others will notice nothing. You might be sitting next to me right now (don't look!).

You might notice my adorable dimple...if you can make me smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I probably won't read this section of your profile. You can tell me all about your crappy taste in music when we meet. Smiley face. Please be able to enjoy Tim and Eric Awesome Show.
The six things I could never do without
Blah blah blah and blah blah blah.

My family!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why are you looking at my profile??

Do you want some tater tots and white wine?

Would you say hi if you recognized me on the street?

Do you juice? I juice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at work poking my eyes out or riding a unicorn.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Eating human flesh gives me diarrhea.

Oh, and if okcupid tells you that we "have issues", it's you, not me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're an alien.

You want to go on an adventure!

You eat meat or you're an understanding vegan/veggiesaurus.

You have a firm grasp on grammar and spelling but if English is not your first language that's okay but you better have a sexy accent.

Your open to new ideas and people, you're head's screwed on tight, and you know the difference between your and you're...see what I did there??

I like all kinds of females but I'd be lying if I said tall brunettes didn't put the cream in my Colombian coffee.

NO MEN!! You dudes are creepy and no, I don't want to meet you! Go away. You smell like farts. Yes, I can smell you through my computer screen.

That is all, my little pumpkin friends.