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30 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:47pm
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
More Rosencrantz than Guildenstern, to be completely honest.

I'm the librarian at a small elementary school in Manhattan. Basically I run lots of story times and help little kids find books to check out, and I never charge late fees. When I'm not being a responsible grownup shaping the minds of tomorrow I drink a lot of tea, cook with friends, practice yoga, write, and read to excess.

Around my kids I'm unfailingly patient, sweet, and chipper. Otherwise I'm entertainingly cranky and sharp-tongued. I really enjoy the contrast, but also bring a fair amount of the former into the latter.

I identify as inclusively queer, not exclusively queer.
What I’m doing with my life
Reading, writing, and wrangling kids and books.
I’m really good at
coming up with individual collective nouns for my friends and loved ones. I can figure out one for you but I'll have to get to know you a bit first. I can also recommend a book for anyone/any situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tempted to quote Ms. Hepburn in "The Desk Set."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lolita, Perdido Street Station, anything by Patrick Califia, American Gods, Hamlet, Tana French, Emma Donoghue, Average American Male, Sarah Schulman, David Feinberg, and uncountable others. I worked in a bookstore for ten years and am now a librarian, so I could keep going for a good while. Also, full disclosure, this is the main part of a person's profile I look at (favorite books, not favorite anything else).

I don't watch that many movies, but think "Newsies" is pretty awesome.

With regards to music: It's cool, you can pick the Pandora station, I'll probably like it.

I love food. Almost all of it. Especially sushi and burritos, but not together. Worst fusion cuisine ever. I'm also a pretty decent cook, and love making food for people.

One time the cable guy called, asking me if I wanted cable. In response to various questions I told him I didn't have cable, I didn't have a TV, and I had no plans of getting a TV. "Well, what do you do instead?!" he asked incredulously. "I read a lot," I told him. "Oh," he said. "Well, I heard they were going to stop making books soon."
The six things I could never do without
Friends. Unoriginal but true.
Contact solution and something to keep 'em in while I sleep.

And that's about it. I can be pretty ascetic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to get a room full of wiggly children to not hit each other with books. And I have very strong opinions about portmanteaus.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'll tell you what I'm not doing, I'm not watching the line-up of TGIF shows that used to include, like, "Step By Step," "Full House," and "Boy Meets World," like I did for most of the '90s. And I'm not thrilled about it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm FTM, one of those transsexuals you might have heard tell about. Ain't that private, but I couldn't figure out where else to disclose.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you want to confer, converse, and otherwise hobnob.

I'm not looking for anything specific right now. However, there are a wide range of options that I wouldn't necessarily reject, if offered freely.