I'm the librarian at a small elementary school in Manhattan. Basically I run lots of story times and help little kids find books to check out, and I never charge late fees. When I'm not being a responsible grownup shaping the minds of tomorrow I drink a lot of tea, cook with friends, practice yoga, write, and read to excess.
Around my kids I'm unfailingly patient, sweet, and chipper. Otherwise I'm entertainingly cranky and sharp-tongued. I really enjoy the contrast, but also bring a fair amount of the former into the latter.
I identify as inclusively queer, not exclusively queer.