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30 F Vernonia, OR

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21, 2008
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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According to all these little tests I take, I'm extremely well-balanced. I do not agree.

Ok. So here I am. I log into OkCupid and I see that my profile is "Only 42% complete!" And it seems like this is a *huge* problem...So I go to edit my profile and I type something into all of these little boxes. Not much, I really don't feel like spending six hours on the shit. So then, I go *back* to my homepage, after putting something in each one of these damned little boxes, and what does it say, right there under my picture? "Your profile is only 43% complete" What the fuck?!?!?!?! Do I seriously have to type a fucking novel into each one of these god-damned little piece of shit boxes in order to get over 50% complete?! Jesus Christ on a fucking pogo stick!

Ok...I'm sorry about that. I'll calm down now.

Just so everyone is aware, I've now gotten my profile up to a heroic 92%!!!!! Are you proud of me yet?!

I am Crazy, Confused, and Colorful.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ok, so I'm out of my parent's house...I've discovered that it's damned near impossible to work full time and go to school full time in Beaverton and live in Vernonia. IF you're from the Pacific Northwest and know the area, you'll understand. I'm living in a shitty little apartment and working a shitty little graveyard job, but it pays the bills and I can go to school. But holy hell, I'm busy!


Seriously though. I'm falling head first into this gigantic dark chasm of change. It's kind of scary, but in a good way. I've just left a curious and destructive 5 year marraige-ish relationship, but not for any *really* bad reasons. I'm moving back in with my parents, sigh...but I'm doing this in order to not only help them out some with bills and the house, but I'm trying to finally go back to school...thank fucking god. I've always had an extreme urge to learn and since I was fifteen it took last place behind paying the bills and everything else in my life. NO MORE!

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crafts...anything crafty...oh yes.

I'm also strangely good at memorizing phone numbers. This is especially strange because for the most part my short-term memory is shit.

I'm pretty good at spelling and's one of my little *twitch* pet peeves. So is the phrase *twitch* 'pet peeves'. Grr.

(Except I have this problem with using ellipses like crazy, as a stand in for a long pause in a sentence. I know this is incorrect. The problem is, when I type, especially shit like 'self-summaries', I type as if I were speaking. And I pause a lot. Let's say it's for effect.)

Let's see...I read like a maniac. If I've nothing better to do, I can put away a novel or two in a day sometimes.

Also, and this is something that I am extremely proud of (which makes me a *huge* dork); I once carried 11 cups of assorted coffee drinks from Starbucks to my work without spilling a single one. I am the coffee balancing Queen!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How the fuck should I know? I don't regularly ask people "What's the first thing you noticed about me when we met?". That seems to me to be an extremely egotistical entrance to a conversation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Stephen King, Douglas Adams, Angela Knight, Sherrilyn Kenyon, Karen Marie Moning, Janet Evanovich... Books: Prey, Jurassic Park & The Lost World, Intensity, Abarat & Days of Magic; Nights of War...and The Dark Tower Series is without a doubt the greatest story I've ever had the extreme pleasure of reading...umm...I'm on the 8th time?

Movies: Romantic comedies and horror...strange combo, huh?

Music: Just about everything except rap and opera....and I still even like *some* of those. If I can move to it, I like it.

Food: Meh. I hate food right now...unless it's a burrito. I love burritos. If I could get away with eating nothing but burritos forever, I probably would. I can put anything into a tortilla and put some sour cream and salsa on it and it's absolutely wonderful. XD
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, cigarettes, herbs, art supplies of some sort, friends, and a bra. Oh yeah. Sex. I know that's seven, but what can I say, I'm greedy.

Re-reading the above statement, I've decided I would have to replace coffee with music. I would shrivel and die without music. But I'm still taking seven!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
School, work, school, money, school, friends, about that order

My plans for life...cuz I don't know what they are yet.

Different languages, I must learn them...I haven't yet, but dammit, I will!

"What can I make that would be cool?" or conversely, if I already have an idea, "How can I make that?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A typical Friday night is my work Monday, and I usually work 7pm-7am. It's fun. Yeah, not so much.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Some people like to go off here about how other people say "that's private", instead of answering, saying "it's supposed to be the most private thing you're willing to admit in public"...I'd like to say screw you all. Anyone can say whatever the fuck they want here. I'd like to say that I don't consider myself a very private person, so if I am keeping something private, it's for a damn good reason, and I'm not gonna tell you unless I'm really comfortable with you.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You have an interesting question for me or something cool to talk about. Please *don't* message me to say "Hey, what's up?". I don't know you, I'm not going to tell you "what's up". But I would love to have a conversation with you if you've got something interesting to say.

Again, re-reading the above statement, I realize I come across as kind of bitchy. I can be sometimes, but usually I'm not. Just so you know, I won't tear your head off, even if you *do* message me to say "Hey, what's up?", I'll probably just hack off a limb.