Ok. So here I am. I log into OkCupid and I see that my profile is "Only 42% complete!" And it seems like this is a *huge* problem...So I go to edit my profile and I type something into all of these little boxes. Not much, I really don't feel like spending six hours on the shit. So then, I go *back* to my homepage, after putting something in each one of these damned little boxes, and what does it say, right there under my picture? "Your profile is only 43% complete" What the fuck?!?!?!?! Do I seriously have to type a fucking novel into each one of these god-damned little piece of shit boxes in order to get over 50% complete?! Jesus Christ on a fucking pogo stick!
Ok...I'm sorry about that. I'll calm down now.
Just so everyone is aware, I've now gotten my profile up to a heroic 92%!!!!! Are you proud of me yet?!
I am Crazy, Confused, and Colorful.