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26 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:55pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
English, Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I smell like the future, my words feel like flowers, and if I shake your hand you'll make love to it for hours.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write code for a living, with a nifty group of people. It's glorious, glorious labor.

When I'm not doing that I like to go and get lost in the great outdoors, burn groceries I thought I could turn into food art, exercise vigorously, volunteer my time, destroy titles on Netflix, and attempt ever more daring yoga moves a couple times a week.

I also used to major in becoming a starving artist, and still do art type thangs to get myself away from my text editor or steam account. If you're into art stuff too, we'll be good friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Things I put my mind to, and employing time in a profitless and non-practical way.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My broad shoulders and built arms.

That doin' anything for you?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: I am a science fiction whore. Yeah.

MOVIES: I like almost anything so long as it's a good example of it's genre. But, old favorites include Pulp Fiction, The Matrix, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, The Lego Movie, Blade Runner, Star Wars, Lord of The Rings, The Naked Gun, Terminator 2, 2001, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, practically every Miyazaki animated feature evarrr, Mystery Men, Casino Royale, Old School, Little Nicky, and many many more.

TV: Sherlock, Arrested Development, Archer, Dexter, 30 Rock, Scrubs, Orange is the New Black, Breaking Bad, Frasier, Frontline, 60 minutes, Red Dwarf, The IT Crowd, Portlandia, and old Simpsons.

MUSIC: Music is life, and my tastes are always changing as I look for new material to consume.

The now:

Beach House, Power Glove, Pavement, The Pillows, The Noodles, Nirvana, Grum, Marcy Playground, Kavinsky, Janelle Monae, Aalyiah, Ben Webster, Frankie Hi-Nrg MC, Beastie Boys, They Might be Giants, Genesis, Mitch Murder, Lazer Hawk, Slayer, Built to Spill, Fat Jon, anddddd Daft Punk.

FOOD: Everything. Sushi, Mexican of the taco truck variety, and Greek in particular. Nom nom.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:

-Music, sweet music.
-A purpose
-Your tender embrace
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Among other things...

-My life and my place in the world.
-What my next workout will look like.
-A new recipe to try.
-Things that make me laugh.
-Things I want to draw or paint.
-How reddit is making me both dumber and smarter at the same time.
-How to code more efficiently.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hangin' round, downtown by myself, and I've had too much caffeine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The first time I saw Titanic, I cried like an actress. They should have given me the Oscar.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to hold hands, or you think I might add value to your life.

-- Bonus point for daring souls who wish to challenge me to Smash Bros on the 3DS. --