I like to think of myself as the female version of Daniel Tosh. I love to laugh (out loud), joke and poke fun at all things. Yes, this means I'm inappropriate and you should keep me away from your kids, boss, in-laws and Grandmother. That being said your Grandmother would probably love me. Seriously.
I love to stay in and watch a movie cuddled up on the couch. Perhaps cut a hole in the popcorn bag. I like going out to dinner, comedy shows, the local dive bar. Fair warning I'm a light weight. Three beers and I'm humping someone's leg. Let's hope the victim isn't a stranger. Or if so, they are at least amused or flattered.
I have piercings and tattoos but I'm not emo. I like to sleep in but I'm not lazy. I'm a single Mom but I'm not easy. I have more than one cat but I'm not the crazy cat lady. I'm on OKC but I'm not desperate. Grammatical errors annoy me but I'm not a snob. I want to live on a farm but I'm not attracted to horses. Hope that clears things up. ;-)
I love classic cars and own a '66 Mustang. I like the challenge of trying to figuring out how to work on it and restore it. I can even do my own tune ups! It would be awesome to meet someone who enjoys the same. Cars have always fascinated me so I kinda think mechanics are hott. Don't judge me! LOL
I enjoy camping, hiking, paintball, and kicking the soccer ball around the yard. I'm not afraid to get dirt under my nails but I also know how to be a lady. I'm a bit of a weirdo when it comes to panties and bras... they have to match! color, style, whatever. If they don't I just feel like my whole day is off. True story. I mean, you never know when you may be invited to a game of strip poker. I gotta look my best. (;
I'm looking for a guy who knows what he wants and how to get it. You've got to be funny! I don't neccessarily have a type so you should... Have decent morals - no one seems to have them anymore, a healthy ability to be sarcastic and witty - huge turn on, and you can't be afraid of PDA's - I'm physical and I'm extremely comfortable with that, so you should be, too. I'm more attracted to a 'decent' looking guy who sends me a hilarious message than a 'gorgeous' one that simply says, "hello". How's that for a que? ;-)
I'm a single parent of a 14 y/o boy. He's super cool, not that I'm biased. He's funny, smart, wise beyond his years and altogether a cool dude. I'm not looking for a "Daddy", I think I'm doing that just fine. ;)
It seems there are quite a few men on here just looking to get laid. =/ But then I also hear the women on here will do anything for a Klondike bar. >=) I'm not looking to get married next year. On the same token, I'm not looking to take a number either. I'm a strong believer in monogamy. If you have a problem seeing one person, title or no title, then we won't get along. Good Luck to you, though.
Oh, and just to be clear I've been separated for over a year. There is no chance of reconciliation. So I hope that doesn't deter you from getting to know someone TOTALLY awesome. (;