I like to think of myself as the female version of Daniel Tosh. I love to laugh (out loud), joke and poke fun at all things. Yes, this means I'm inappropriate and you should keep me away from your kids, boss, in-laws and Grandmother. That being said your Grandmother would probably love me. Seriously.

I love to stay in and watch a movie cuddled up on the couch. I like going out to dinner, comedy shows, the local dive bar. I'm not necessarily looking for a "title" but if you're just looking for a good time, then keep on looking. It seems there are quite a few men on here just looking to get laid. =/ But then I also hear the women on here will do anything for a klondike bar. >=)

I have piercings and tattoos but I'm not emo. I like to sleep in but I'm not lazy. I'm a single Mom but I'm not easy. I have more than one cat but I'm not the crazy cat lady. I'm on OKC but I'm not desperate. Grammatical errors drive me crazy but I'm not a snob. I want to live on a farm but I'm not attracted to horses. Hope that clears things up. ;-)

I love classic cars and own a 1966 Mustang. It's tons of fun figuring out how to restore it. It would be awesome to meet someone who enjoys the same. Cars have always fascinated me so I kinda think mechanics are hott. Don't judge me! LOL

I enjoy camping, hiking, paintball, and kicking the soccer ball around the yard. I'm not afraid to get dirt under my nails but I also know how to be a lady. I'm a bit of a weirdo when it comes to panties and bras... they have to match! color, style, whatever. If they don't I just feel like my whole day is off. Seriously. Stereotypically speaking women tend to have an addiction to shopping. While I'm not above this, I won't insist you join me. And although most women have a collection of some article of clothing (jeans, boots, belts, etc) I collect bed sets. Strange I know, but I love to color coordinate my bedroom. Call me quirky? ;-)

I'm looking for a guy who's not scared to tell me whats on his mind. Who knows what he wants and how to get it. You've got to be funny! I don't really have a type so I'm not really sure what else to ask for aside from decent morals - no one seems to have them anymore, a healthy ability to be sarcastic and witty - huge turn on, and you can't be afraid of PDA's - I'm physical and I'm extremely comfortable with that, so you should be, too. I'm more attracted to a 'decent' looking guy who sends me a hilarious message than a 'gorgeous' one that simply says, "hello". How's that for a que? ;-)

I'm a single parent of a 14 y/o boy. He's super cool, not that I'm biased. ;-) He's funny, smart, wise beyond his years and altogether a cool dude. I'm not here in search of a "Daddy" so you can breathe a sigh of relief.

I'm fairly open, very easy going, so feel free to chat me up! Good Luck!
~LeeAnne

p.s. Can I just say, I'm irritated that OKC lumps me in with Seattle. For the record I live in Des Moines. It's not the same, OKC, and it's confusing to my potential dates! Ha!

I work as a glorified babysitter, I'll spare you the boring details.

I reflect daily on how I can be a better parent than what my parents were. How I can be a better person than the one I was yesterday. It's natural for us as a society to judge each other. I try to put myself in someone else's shoes and imagine how things would be different. I don't want to be a close-minded jerk.

Making people laugh. I know a million jokes and I hate to see people bummed out. I really think life is too short to take ourselves so seriously. I go out of my way to make people smile, laugh and get along. It really sucks being in a room with blatant awkwardness.

Being a Gemini (no I'm not a crazy Astrology Guru) I'm a strong communicator. I'm not afraid to discuss my feelings or tell you what's on my mind.

I'm also great with animals. I have a Pomeranian/Shi-tzu pup, and cats. I've raised chickens for over three years now. It's a passion of mine however my new place doesn't allow them. As soon as I can I plan to take it back up.

Depends...
Males - my butt
Females - IDK

ha ha ha, in all honesty, I don't know. Maybe my quirky sense of humor?

Because you can't tell from my photos, I LOVE FOOD. I eat just about anything... except pizza, tacos and burgers - Gross! Ok, that may seem odd, but it's entirely true. I don't like red sauce, ground beef and I'm a little weird about mixing veggies with meat. However, I love lasagna, pizza with alfredo sauce and turkey meatloaf. It makes no sense, I know this, but meh, it is what it is.

I LOVE to read. I mostly read true crime novels, like Ann Rule. There is something about the human mind that fascinates me so I like warped stuff. That may seem creepy but I could have some strange, gross fettish. I choose the former. =p

I don't watch much t.v. but when I do I love to watch true crime shows. Tosh.O, The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, Family Guy, True Blood, The Walking Dead. One of my all time faves was Three's Company when I was a kid. I spent a lot of time at my Grandparents house when I was little. Grandma used to watch the classics - Lassie, Flipper, Mr. Ed. I have to say I get all nostalgic when they come on. Pathetic I know, but Grandma was cool and I loved hanging out with her no matter what we watched. Gotta love cartoons, too, right!? HeMan, Scooby Doo, The Flinstones, Tom and Jerry, and most recently Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

Movies: My all time favorite movie is Dirty Dancing. Cheezy, I know. The Green Mile (and most anything else by Stephen King), The Nightmare Before Christmas (and all other Tim Burton flicks), The Princess Bride, anything Adam Sandler, The Illusionist, Beetlejuice, Ted, most all of Morgan Freeman's movies, The Italian Job, A Christmas Story, anything with Johnny Depp, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. And on and on and on...

As for music I listen to just about everything. The c.d. in my car currently is Matchbox 20 - North. My other faves are: Eminem, Sublime, Aaliyah, No Doubt, Ginuwine, Chevelle, R. Kelly, Usher, Bob Marley, E-40, Total, Joe, Tyrese, Slightly Stoopid, Destiny's Child, Thompson Square, Weezer, TuPac. So basically mostly R&B and Hip Hop.

Save for the essentials, food shelter blah blah blah let's go with a fun response...
1. Gage, my son - He's forever teaching me how to be a better person and parent
2. Sunshine - Who hates a sunny day?
3. My pets - animals make you happy in a way nothing else does
4. My humor - It gets me through everything
5. Books to read - I'm a nerd at heart and I crave learning
6. Physical attention - I couldn't live without it

How did OKC come up with those random tests? I mean, they are really accurate!!!

What other people are thinking about. For example - Men determine within the first five seconds of meeting a woman if they will have sex with said woman. Should women be offended? Because, I'm not...

I love to watch movies so I'm usually seeking out the local Redbox or the newest flick at the movie theater.
I love entertaining, too. Dinner and drinks at my pad with some Apples to Apples!

My kitchen is decorated with chickens and roosters. Don't judge me! ;-)

You have a GREAT sense of humor, you're height/weight proportionate, and your penis is two inches... from the ground.

Ok, that last part is optional. >=)