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L4NCELOT

34 M Alexandria, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a bit skeptical of online dating, but willing to give it a whirl. I'd like to meet some new people and make some new friends. If something more happens, that's great.
What I’m doing with my life
I tend to keep myself pretty busy with work and extra curricular activities. I'm not where I want to be career-wise, but motivated and driven to get there. I'm doing what I can to save the world... or humanity... or something like that.
I’m really good at
I'm not exceptional at too much, but I'm good at a lot of things.
Creating and averting awkward situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me. Some people have told me that I look like the Bear Jew (Eli Roth), or even a non-goofy looking Michael Phelps.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Clockwork Orange, World War Z, Righteous Indignation

Movies: Inglourious Basterds, Inception, The Departed, Stranger Than Fiction, The Burbs, Primer, Kill Bill (I&II), End of Watch, Insidious, Battle Royale

Shows: Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Fringe, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Curb Your Enthusiasm, X Files, 30 Rock, Parenthood, Dexter, Lost, SOA, Archer

Music: Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Fiona Apple, Orbital, The Killers, Daft Punk, Dj Shadow, Fair To Midland, Friendly Fires, Kaskade, Kelli Scarr, Alex Winston, far too many to list them all
The six things I could never do without
I like to idea of a 'survival' situation... so bring it on. I think I could get by with very little.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The zombie apocalypse, and how I would react if I was suddenly put in a situation that would demand superhuman powers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"It's gonna get raw in here like sushi so haters to the left."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Judging from many other profiles, I feel like I need to compile a list of people that SHOULDN'T message me... but I'll just leave it with 'message me if you want to'.