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L4NCELOT

34 M Alexandria, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a bit skeptical of online dating, but willing to give it a whirl. I'd like to meet some new people and make some new friends. If something more happens, that's great.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I tend to keep myself pretty busy with work and extra curricular activities. I'm not where I want to be career-wise, but motivated and driven to get there. I'm doing what I can to save the world... or humanity... or something like that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm not exceptional at too much, but I'm good at a lot of things.
Creating and averting awkward situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me. Some people have told me that I look like the Bear Jew (Eli Roth), or even a non-goofy looking Michael Phelps.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Clockwork Orange, World War Z, Righteous Indignation

Movies: Inglourious Basterds, Inception, The Departed, Stranger Than Fiction, The Burbs, Primer, Kill Bill (I&II), End of Watch, Insidious, Battle Royale

Shows: Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Fringe, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Curb Your Enthusiasm, X Files, 30 Rock, Parenthood, Dexter, Lost, SOA, Archer

Music: Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Fiona Apple, Orbital, The Killers, Daft Punk, Dj Shadow, Fair To Midland, Friendly Fires, Kaskade, Kelli Scarr, Alex Winston, far too many to list them all
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I like to idea of a 'survival' situation... so bring it on. I think I could get by with very little.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse, and how I would react if I was suddenly put in a situation that would demand superhuman powers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"It's gonna get raw in here like sushi so haters to the left."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Judging from many other profiles, I feel like I need to compile a list of people that SHOULDN'T message me... but I'll just leave it with 'message me if you want to'.