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L4ZYHAXOR

24 / M / straight / Single

Baltimore, Maryland

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am shy, nice, and easy-going.

My Self-Summary

5/6/09 - if you should decide to message me i will respond eventually but i admit that okcupid is not a site that i check daily. although i have now change my settings so that i get on email alert about a message.

It is currently 2am on 08/28/08 and i'm deleting what i had written here b/c (1) it was really old and need to be changed and (2) well.... i'm kind of bored right now. that being said, i'm not going to put anything new here right now b/c my bed looks really comfortable.

Come and check out my web comic www.damnthosecrazykids.keenspace.com

What I’m doing with my life

I'm a tech theater major at UMBC going into my 6th year there (shutup, i changed majors twice). i work various jobs including at the UMBC theater, freelance at several other theaters in Baltimore/DC, and Gamestop. i will graduate.... eventually and then figure out some kind of plan.

I’m really good at

blahhhhhhhhhhhhh, i don't feel like doing this right now, my facebook profile is more enlightening.

The first things people usually notice about me

i've been growing my hair out for several years now and that tends to be an eye catcher since its very long and very curly (i.e. Jew fro)

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

facebook

The six things I could never do without

friends, family, a cat, red meat once a week, a job i enjoy doing, and a computer

I spend a lot of time thinking about

not what i was thinking about a year ago but there has been a lot of death and illness over this past year so what i think about now is not typical for me

On a typical Friday night I am

chillin with friends, playing some drunken halo, bar hopping, studying, staying at home and watching tv

You should message me if

so i'm going to be brutally honest right here, i've be single for awhile but its been even longer since i've been laid and as nice as a relationship would be i am really fucking horny and look to solve that problem. i'm not normally this kind of guy, in fact i usually get turned down b/c i'm the nice guy, but its been a reallllllly long time.