... you prefer clean-cut, preppy, somewhat goofy tall white guys
over bad boys with tattoos and an attitude ...
... you like to get outside and have fun: hike, bike, yoga, watch
sports, play sports, etc. ...
... you like giving and receiving massages, and like the idea of
doing this to each other multiple times a week (even if neither of
us has taken a massage class) ...
... you usually wakeup with a smile on your face, go to bed with a
smile on your face, have photos that illustrated this infectious
smile, and don't need the misery of others (or the gossip of
celebrities) to keep the smile on your face throughout the day
... you use the word "literally" very rarely, and when you do use
it, you use it correctly ...
... and most importantly, if I can actually see all of you in a
recent photo (not a photo of you and 12 friends, or you in
sunglasses, or you as a little kid, or a sunset, or a pet, or food,
or some artsy shot where I can barely see you).