I want this profile to be an honest and 1,000% accurate portrayal of who I am and to truthfully express what it is that I want. The whole "gettingtoknowya" process can be much like a job interview. We've all been there, met a potential "employee" that says and does all of the right things initially, but when their truisms come to light you realize that you've been hoodwinked and bamboozled (said in my Denzel Washington as Malcolm X voice). I never want to do that, by that I mean to swindle someone into liking me. I want to be liked and accepted, but it's important, no it's essential to me that I be liked for who I am and what I can offer. I don't believe in selling myself or misrepresenting my intentions just to win someone over, or to be blunt to get some from you. I could type on for hours telling you about how honest and genuine I am, but that would be a waste of time for me to do and you to read. If you're interested in knowing more about me...if for no other reason say hello and have a few laughs with me or at my expense. I can show you much better than I can tell you who I am.
I kept it under an hour! I'm damn proud of myself :)