WHAT CAN I SAY THAT WON'T BORE YOU TO DEATH? LETS START OUT BY GIVING YOU A LAUGH, MY NAME IS GOLDEN, YOU READ RIGHT, GOLDEN. IF LIFE ISN'T HARD ENOUGH, MY FATHER GAVE ME A NAME THAT PROMISED ME AT LEAST ONE FIGHT EVERY DAY. I GUESS I SHOULD THANK HIM FOR NOT NAMING ME SALLY, OR CUPCAKE, YOU KNOW, A NAME THAT THE OTHER KIDS WOULD REALLY MAKE FUN OF.-----------I WAS BORN, RAISED, FORMALLY EDUCATED, AND CURRENTLY RESIDE IN N.SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA, WHERE I WORK AS AN ARTIST, PROFESSIONALLY. "ART" IS SOMETHING I RESPECT, AND ENJOY CREATING VERY MUCH, BUT I ALSO ENJOY OTHER ACTIVITIES, SUCH AS DRINKING. LET ME EXPLAIN, I AM A CERTIFIED SOMMELIER(,WINE SPECIALIST,)SO I DO ENJOY A GLASS OF WINE, OR TWO, ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS, BUT I GUESS THATS THE RESULT OF HAVING A FRENCH PARENT. I HOPE THAT DOESN'T SCARE YOU AWAY. SHE HAS LIVED IN THE U.S. FOR MORE THAN FIFTY YRS., AND DISLIKES THE FRENCH JUST AS MUCH AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES, SO.........I ALSO ENJOY SHOPPING(,I'M A CLOTHES WHORE,)ATTENDING CONCERTS, WATCHING MOVIES, GOING TO THE THEATER, OR MEETING FRIENDS FOR DRINKS. I ALSO LOVE TO COOK, ENTERTAINING FRIENDS AT HOME, AND HAVING INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION. I TREAT PEOPLE THE WAY I WOULD LIKE TO BE TREATED, AND WHEN I CARE ABOUT SOMEONE, I DO IT UNCONDITIONALLY. I WOULD NOT WANT TO EXIST IN THIS WORLD IF THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS LAUGHTER. I'VE BEEN CALLED A "SARCASTIC SMART-ASS" MORE THAN ONCE, AND I'M SURE I'LL BE CALLED IT AGAIN, MANY MORE TIMES.-----------IN LIFE, I TRY NOT TO SWEAT THE SMALL SHIT. I THINK THAT LIFE IS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN YOU LEARN TO ENJOY IT, RATHER THAN COMPLAIN ABOUT IT.

AS I MENTION EARLIER, I AM AN ARTIST PROFESSIONALLY, AND I DO SEE THE WORLD THROUGH "ARTIST EYES." ITS SOMETHING THAT IS DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN, BUT I ENJOY THE PERSPECTIVE IN WHICH I SEE IT. ITS MY OPINION THAT WE ARE HERE FOR THREE REASONS, TO LEARN LESSONS, TO TEACH LESSONS, AND TO WORK OFF PAST KARMA. IF DONE CORRECTLY, EVENTUALLY, THE LAST THING WILL NOT NEED TO BE DONE, BUT I GUESS THATS WHY WE KEEP RETURNING, HOPING THAT WE GET IT RIGHT, AGAIN, ITS JUST MY OPINION.

MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH, SHOPPING, COOKING, AND BEING A GENTLEMEN. LADIES I KNOW WERE AS RARE AS A "BIG FOOT" SIGHTING, BUT AS LEGEND HAS IT, WE DO EXIST-----------------------------ONE MORE THING, I'M ALSO REALLY GOOD AT PISSING-OFF MY EX., BUT THATS MORE OF A HOBBY,---------------I TOLD YOU I WAS A SARCASTIC, SMART-ASS.

I HAVE NO IDEA................MAYBE THAT I'M 6FT4IN TALL, OR THAT I'M A SMART-ASS? THAT I LOVE TO LAUGH, OR THAT I NOTICE THE LITTLE THINGS THAT MOST PEOPLE DON'T...........LETS GO OUT, AND YOU CAN FORM YOUR OWN OPINION.

MY FAVORITE BOOKS; "FIVE PEOPLE YOU MEET WHEN YOU GO TO HEAVEN", "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD", ANYTHING TO DO W/ USING THE POWER OF YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND OR ARTISTS AND STYLES OF ART, AND THE BACK OF THE CEREAL BOX----------MY FAVORITE MOVIES; PULP FICTION, TOMBSTONE, FOREST GUMP, APOCALYPSE NOW, THE PRINCESS BRIDE, MIDNIGHT IN THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, AND THE BIG LEBOWSKI. I ALSO LIKE "CULT" MOVIES, SUCH AS CLOCKWORK ORANGE, DEVILS REJECTS, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, BEETLE JUICE, AND PINK FLOYD THE WALL.------------FOOD; ITALIAN, MEXICAN, GREEK, CEREAL(I LOVE CEREAL) THERE ARE FEW THINGS BETTER THAN GREAT FOOD.-------------MUSIC; I LISTEN TO EVERYTHING, WELL, MOST EVERYTHING. CLASSIC, OPERA, CLASSIC COUNTRY (IF YOU DON'T LIKE JOHNNY CASH, YOUR A COMMUNIST) ALTERNATIVE, INDIE, BUT ROCK-N-ROLL IS STILL KING. FROM ABBA TO ZEPPELIN, AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN, BUT I DID SAY "MOST EVERYTHING"...........I WOULD RATHER BE KICKED IN THE NUTS, REPEATEDLY, W/ STEEL TIPPED BOOTS, UNTIL I SOUND LIKE MICKEY MOUSE, AND MISTAKEN FOR MINNIE MOUSE, THAN HAVE TO LISTEN TO MEXICAN MUSIC. WHENEVER I HEAR IT, I THINK THE FUCKING CIRCUS IS IN TOWN.

LAUGHTER, AIR, WATER, FOOD, SEX, MUSIC.

IF AN ORANGE, IS ORANGE, THEN WHY DON'T WE CALL A BANANA A YELLOW, OR A GRAPE A PURPLE? I CAN UNDERSTAND BLUEBERRIES, BUT WHAT THE HELL IS UP W/ A GOOSEBERRIES. SHOULDN'T IT BE CALLED A GEESEBERRIES, AND WHAT THE HELL IS A HUCKLEBERRY? I THOUGHT HE WAS A CARTOON DOG, THAT YOU WOULD SEE ON SAT. MORNINGS. AND WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE GOOD CARTOONS,------------ WHAT THE FUCK IS A SPONGE BOB? I DON'T TRUST ANY CARTOON WHERE THE SIDE-KICK HAS SQUARE PANTS,AND WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE SQUARE PANTS? I KNOW ABOUT DRESS PANTS, AND SWEAT PANTS, BUT PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME THE INVENTION OF SPANDEX. WHY DOES EVERY PLUS-SIZE PERSON IN THE ENTIRE PANTS WEARING WORLD, TRY TO SQUEEZE THEIR ASS INTO A PAIR OF THESE? DO THEY THEN LOOK AT THEMSELVES IN THE MIRROR AND SAY "I'M LOOKING DAMN GOOD"------EAT A CARROT YOU BLIND BASTARD, AND SPEEDOS, HOW ABOUT SPEEDONT'S, BUT I DIGRESS-----------

WHO KNOWS.........ANYTHING, EVERYTHING, NOTHING.........I MIGHT BE AT THE LAKE W/ MY BROTHERS, OR VISITING W/ FAMILY. I MIGHT BE AT HOME, CLEANING, OR GETTING ATTACKED BY CAPTAIN MORGAN, AND HIS FIRST MATE DIET COKE.........OR I'M AT MY STUDIO, W/ THE MUSIC TURNED UP, WINE GLASS FULL, AND MY SMOKES NEAR BY. I STOPPED SMOKING 2YRS. AGO, BUT FOR SOME REASON, I CAN'T SEEM TO FOCUS ON MY PAINTING, UNLESS I HAVE A CIG. BURNING IN THE ASHTRAY............THATS PROBABLY MY FRIDAY NIGHT. WHY, DID YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?.......

I THINK THAT LOVE IS A LEAP, AND I HAVE NOT YET BEEN INSPIRED TO JUMP........AND THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED, AND HAVE NO CHILDREN. DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LOVE KIDS. I JUST CAN'T EAT A WHOLE ONE........AND I WISH I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN A BETTER USER NAME, SOMETHING LIKE ZIGGY STARDUST, OR STARDOG CHAMPION, OR MOTHER LOVE BONE, OR............

YOUR NOT "CRAZIER THAN A CRACKBABY"........"NUTTIER THAN SQUIRREL SHIT"........OR BEING HUNTED BY MEN IN WHITE COATS, WITH LARGE BUTTERFLY NETS.......MESSAGE ME IF YOU WISH TO DO SO, OR HAVE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY. I WOULD LIKE MUCH TO HEAR FROM YOU. THANKS FOR READING MY PROFILE, HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.