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LHPNYC

27 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Updating this after avoiding this site like the plague. Spring is almost here so I figure, why not?

I (somewhat) recently moved back to NYC (Brooklyn, to be precise) from two years abroad in London, England. I miss London's pubs, but NYC has got WAY better food, hands down.

I'm open, generous, and playful. I consider myself nearly impossible to offend.
What I’m doing with my life
Paying the rent as a puppeteer for babies in Williamsburg and at the Zoo. Seriously.

I'm also an actor in a show called Drunk Shakespeare.

Freelancing as a Director. Producing theater shows in Philadelphia and New Mexico.

Working on a new project starring a chimpanzee (played by an actor, not an actual chimp), and a superhero cartoon series.

I'm passionate about what I do.
I’m really good at
Making inappropriate jokes.
Dancing.
Making a mess when I cook.
Tipping buskers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall. Or my curly hair, if I'm sitting down.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Writers: F. Scott Fitzgerald, Gertrude Stein, Ernest Hemingway, Jonathan Franzen, Stephen Sondheim, D.H. Lawrence, William Shakespeare. I recently finished "What Money Can't Buy" by Michael Sandel and LOVED it.

Movies: Some Like It Hot, Easy Rider, The Goodbye Girl, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Clueless, Cleopatra Jones, Robin Hood (Disney version), The Inside Job.

Shows: Louie. Peep Show. Curb Your Enthusiasm. I Love Lucy. 30 Rock.

Music: Sly and the Family Stone. The Band. Michael Jackson. Sylvester. James Brown. Django Reinhardt. Patsy Cline. Steve Reich. St. Vincent. Parliament. Leadbelly. Bob Dylan. Carole King. Gogol Bordello. I am head over heels in love with music.

Food: I love ALL foods, I'll eat anything (except Blue Cheese).
The six things I could never do without
Art.
Public transportation.
Bagels.
The rule of three.
Mobility.
Love.
On a typical Friday night I am
On a typical Friday night, I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes, when the subway stops moving in a tunnel, I'll quickly survey who is sitting around me to decide who I will form a tribe with should we be stuck there long enough to form a new society.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a smarty pants.