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28 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 17
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Judaism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Updating this after avoiding this site like the plague. Spring is finally here so I figure, why not? I'm also going to take a stab at self-summarizing honestly, because again, why not?

I'm Lindsey. I'm a G train rider and proud of it. I prefer shoes with no laces because they take less time to put on my feet. I have a weakness for taxi cabs even though I cannot afford them. I cannot afford them because I have dedicated my life to doing what I love for a living, and what I love doesn't often result in a lot of money. I get by, though, and I'm proud of that, too.

I love living in New York City, mostly because I know some awesome people here. I am fundamentally an extrovert, hence my enjoyment of awesome people. I also enjoy quiet time alone, though this time is often spent either binging on documentaries about geopolitical conflicts or strolling across the Williamsburg Bridge.

I love making people laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
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Paying the rent as a puppeteer. Seriously.

I'm also an actor in a show called Drunk Shakespeare.

Freelancing as a Director for theater. Producing shows in Philadelphia and New Mexico.

Working on a new project starring a chimpanzee (played by an actor, not an actual chimp), and a superhero cartoon series.

I'm passionate about what I do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making inappropriate jokes.
Making a mess when I cook.
Tipping buskers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall. Or my curly hair, if I'm sitting down.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Writers: F. Scott Fitzgerald, Gertrude Stein, Ernest Hemingway, Jonathan Franzen, Stephen Sondheim, D.H. Lawrence, William Shakespeare. I recently finished "What Money Can't Buy" by Michael Sandel and LOVED it.

Movies: Some Like It Hot, Easy Rider, The Goodbye Girl, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Clueless, Cleopatra Jones, Robin Hood (Disney version), The Inside Job.

Shows: Louie. Peep Show. Curb Your Enthusiasm. I Love Lucy. 30 Rock. Currently obsessed with Silicon Valley.

Music: Sly and the Family Stone. The Band. Michael Jackson. Sylvester. James Brown. Django Reinhardt. Patsy Cline. Steve Reich. St. Vincent. Parliament. Leadbelly. Bob Dylan. Carole King. Gogol Bordello. I am head over heels in love with music.

Food: I love ALL foods, I'll eat anything (except Blue Cheese).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Public transportation.
The rule of three.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night, I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes, when the subway stops moving in a tunnel, I'll quickly survey who is sitting around me to decide who I will form a tribe with should we be stuck there long enough to form a new society.

More private: my dream job is to be on SNL.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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