I'm an atheist Palestinian. I don't usually deal with religious types or in absolutes but I've had enough drama from that racket. Also, just because you practice an Abrahamic religion doesn't automatically make you "middle eastern". Let's be real; if you can't trace your family back within two generations, you're just a European transplant. Stop frontin.
“The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics.” -Christopher Hitchens. <3