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34 M Long Island City, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 23
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. What's up? ...first message out of the way!

I'm a mostly young professional, not as active as I should be (but constantly working on it), smart as a whip, up on current events and politics, not crazy about all the sports but enjoy a good game, biz-casual troublemaker, bike riding, crossword nerd, beer lover, hike hiking, good looking Arab dude.

Not looking to force the most-serious-of-all-relationships but I am interested in meeting people who are looking for a long term partner.

Love the absurd. Revel in the inane. Satire is my first lover.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Put in some time in government after grad school then went into nonprofit management and now I'm back in government. Improving my skillsets in vis and data analysis. Probably will pursue a masters and PhD in economics in the near future. Trying to rekindle my former passion for this field of work. Gotta be honest, my time in nonprofits really jaded me hard. Slowly getting the feeling back though.

Otherwise I play some games (board and others), cook, read, play adult kickball, drink, love films, regional travel, outdoors, bike riding and meeting new friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking; I am solid at Arabic dishes and can throw a meal together on the fly. Biking; get out there as much as I can. Fixing things; resoldered blown fuses on my HDTV and saved it & rewired my turntable. Dealing w scary movies; grew up watching Hellraiser and Nightmare on Elm Street. Poker; my poker face °_° . Kickboxing; I will wreck you, but my clinch game isn't great. Being so-so at a lot of other things. Not being able to find the right way to interact with babies as an adult. Seriously my neice is terrified of me for some reason....
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes. Hair is growing out. Beard is growing out. Tush. Tats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Finished the Game of Thrones series.... So many pages.... All the pages... middle east policy stuff, weird biographies, political theory, etc. I have a healthy stash of books I need to get through.

Hitchcock, horror movies, Twilight Zone (original tv series), quality SciFi, all the good stuff. True Detective is amazing. Cannot wait for this to play out.

punk, metal, rock, hip hop, indie, etc. etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good bourbon.
Ginger ale.
Rock n roll.
A smartphone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Perhaps a firm memory foam bed wasn't the right choice...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday is the best day. I've made Friday my ultimate fuck off night cus no matter how terrible you might get, when you wake up it's still Saturday and you've got two whole days of weekend left to enjoy.

That said, I'm typically mucking around and looking for new fun. I can operate fine on my own and have grown a bit tired of the Brooklyn bar scene, where a majority of my friends hang or work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My profile name blows but I'm far too lazy to change it.
You should message me if
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You find humor in the absurd or darker corners of life. Need some arm candy. You have a puppy, nice cheekbones, are atheist/agnostic/non-religous, think I'm cute, etc.