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LKGeek

40 Colombo, Sri Lanka Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*tap* *tap* is this thing on? ladeez an' gennelmun.. welcome to the wonderful uncapitalised world of the lkgeek.

he is a geek from sri lanka (the .lk domain).. he sometimes talks in the third person (or is that the second person.. he forgets).

a fan of linux, the internet, books, music and movies, he can often be seen with a ratty old backpack that carries any or all of the above. he is fond of hitting the beach despite the horrible, HORRIBLE things it does to his computer hardware

he is, despite a life of unhealthy eating, drinking, recreational drugs, still alive. he has the body of an 18 year old, that he keeps safe in a walk-in freezer

weekends sees him online, or cruising the local bars for cheap entertainment, depending on his financial health.. sometimes he IS the cheap entertainment

he's not too good at describing himself (except as "the incredible"), and is looking to make friends

he expects the spanish inquisition

I am weird, full of attitude, and stalking you
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
this idiot seems to enjoy linuxing his life away.. running (for want of a better word) a small "trying not to make a loss" company that tries to promote linux in sri lanka, he's usually seen running around town trying to get people enthused.

he - despite his weird looks - tends to get up on stage and speak a lot.. usually to the younger generation, to the despair, shock and horror of the older generation

he doesn't seem to want to get married but he has a fondness for women.. something that has led to many a restraining order
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting drunk, falling flat on my face, and making people laugh

he also sings karaoke with (a lot) more enthusiasm than skill.. and does a mean (so mean it should be banned under the geneva convention) rendition of rawhide..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the lkgeek looks like a troll (the meaty kind, not the silicaceous kind)

then they realise that he doth swear enough to make a sailor say "oh i say, that's a bit much"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
*books* anything by terry pratchett fantasy, sci-fi, sci-fan

*movies* escapism please, the lk-geek already knows that the world is shite and we're all gonna die

*music* anything and everything

*foods* anything with meat, and lots of it. preferably not chicken..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
akane the laptop, mountain dew and other stimulants, my camera (a now many-years-behind-the-times canon eos 400d), women to look at, something (anything, even toothpaste boxes are fair game if i'm desperate - which is something like offering talcum powder to a heavily-in-withdrawal coke addict) to read, the internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything, usually starting at something and going rapidly into tangents, and tangents to those tangents, and tangents to the tangents to the tangents, ad tangentium. beware, this way lies madness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting in front of the computer, or drinking beers with my friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
what's private? i mean really.. when you really think about it.. REALLY.. who knows? certainly not the LKgeek..

the only thing you can be sure of is that he will probably tell you all about it some day.. maybe.. if he feels like it.. if the moon and the stars and the planets are in the proper constellations.. and all of the planets align properly while he is in the right place..

or perhaps when he's drunk..

but there are things there that will shock/scare/freak you out. the trip down memory lane will probably turn into a side-trip down dark alleys with strange people hanging around waiting to mug you ..

and then he'll have to kill you
You should message me if
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come an' 'ave a go if you think you're 'ard enough