Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*tap* *tap* is this thing on? ladeez an' gennelmun.. welcome to the
wonderful uncapitalised world of the lkgeek.
he is a geek
.lk domain).. he sometimes talks in the third person (or is that
the second person.. he forgets).
a fan of linux
, he can often be seen with a
ratty old backpack that carries any or all of the above. he is fond
of hitting the
despite the horrible, HORRIBLE things it does to his
he is, despite a life of unhealthy eating
, recreational drugs
still alive. he has the body of an 18 year old, that he keeps safe
in a walk-in freezer
weekends sees him online
, or cruising the local bars
, depending on his financial health.. sometimes he
IS the cheap entertainment
he's not too good at describing himself (except as "the
incredible"), and is looking to make friends
he expects the spanish inquisition
I am weird, full of attitude, and stalking you
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
this idiot seems to enjoy linux
ing his life away.. running (for want
of a better word) a small "trying not to make a loss" company that
tries to promote linux in sri lanka, he's usually seen running
around town trying to get people enthused.
he - despite his weird looks - tends to get up on stage
and speak a
lot.. usually to the younger generation, to the despair, shock and
horror of the older generation
he doesn't seem to want to get married but he has a fondness for
that has led to many a restraining order
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
, falling flat on my face
and making people laugh
he also sings karaoke with (a lot) more enthusiasm than skill.. and
does a mean (so mean it should be banned under the geneva
convention) rendition of rawhide..
The first things people usually notice about me
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the lkgeek looks like a troll
(the meaty kind, not the silicaceous
then they realise that he doth swear enough to make a sailor say
"oh i say, that's a bit much"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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*books* anything by terry pratchett
*movies* escapism please, the lk-geek already knows that the world
is shite and we're all gonna die
*music* anything and everything
*foods* anything with meat, and lots of it. preferably not
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
, mountain dew
stimulants, my camera (a now many-years-behind-the-times canon eos 400d
women to look at, something (anything, even toothpaste boxes are
fair game if i'm desperate - which is something like offering
talcum powder to a heavily-in-withdrawal coke addict) to read, the
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything, usually starting at something and going rapidly into
tangents, and tangents to those tangents, and tangents to the
tangents to the tangents, ad tangentium. beware, this way lies
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting in front of the computer, or drinking beers with my friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
what's private? i mean really.. when you really think about it..
REALLY.. who knows? certainly not the LKgeek..
the only thing you can be sure of is that he will probably tell you
all about it some day.. maybe.. if he feels like it.. if the moon
and the stars and the planets are in the proper constellations..
and all of the planets align properly while he is in the right
or perhaps when he's drunk..
but there are things there that will shock/scare/freak you out. the
trip down memory lane will probably turn into a side-trip down dark
alleys with strange people hanging around waiting to mug you
and then he'll have to kill you
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