One day he was walking in town with his father when he saw something in the window of a fish restaurant. "Buy me that tiger," he said. "That's a lobster," his father said. "I don't want it, then," Tracy said.

P.S. I moved to Seattle recently and am seeking friends. Particularly those female or feminine

Enjoying it

Spelling, The Running Man, Remembering things, Shampoo Hair Sculptures, Coming up with cool nicknames, Making people feel uncomfortable

I am really blurry.

a) The Mustache - Emmanuel Carrere, The Compass Rose - Ursula K. Le Guin, Ragtime - E. L. Doctorow, The Procedure - Harry Musilich, The Stranger - Albert Camus, Tracy's Tiger - William Saroyan, Schrödinger's Cat - Ursula K. Le Guin, The Man Who Lived Underground - Richard Wright, Entropy - Thomas Pynchon, The Sneetches and Other Stories - Dr. Seuss, The Yellow Wall-paper - Charlotte Perkins Gilman, Winesburg, Ohio - Sherwood Anderson, Galatea 2.2 - Richard Powers, VALIS - Philip K. Dick, Monster - Kelly Link, Miriam, Children on Their Birthdays - Truman Capote, The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde, The Witch, After You, My Dear Alphonse, Like Mother Used to Make, The Tooth - Shirley Jackson

b) Heavyweights

c)The Velvet Underground, Roxy Music, Cortijo y su Combo, Klaus Nomi, The Immortals, Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, Bat For Lashes, Annie, The Bee Gees, Kiki & Herb, Beck, David Bowie, Queen, The Miracles, Patsy Cline, ABBA, Hall and Oates, John Coltrane, The Zombies, Björk, Brian Eno, Os Mutantes, The Jackson 5, Antony and The Johnsons, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Clay Pitts, The Kinks, Jeff Buckley, Bon Jovie, Lou Reed, The Beatles, DEVO, Billie Holiday, T.Rex, Joanna Newsom, Dolly Parton, Scissor Sisters, The Moldy Peaches, Jamiroquai, The Drifters, Michael Jackson, Nick Drake, Elf Power, The Monkees, The Beach Boys, Mika, Guns N' Roses, Freezepop, Rufus Wainwright, Otis Redding, Radiohead, Nico, Raffi, Journey

d) Carbohydrates

Music, American Gladiators, Q-Tips, Pizza, Water, Air

Sincerity, THE BIZREAL, Gurning, Music, Cryptozoology, Sturgeons, Pizza, Mortal Kombat, Literature, Sequins, Beads, Sewing, Knitting, The Brooklyn Bridge, Natural Light, Architectural Photography, Boston Terriers, Trains, Boots, Swedish Fish, Textbook Titles, Peep Jousting, Senior Citizens, The Chrysler Building, Scientology, Ugly Dogs, Cool Nicknames, Queer Theory, Puke Stories, Crypts, Frank Lloyd Wright, Deep Sea Creatures, Shampoo Hair Sculptures, The Mummification Process, Spelling, Indian Pop Superstars, Bats, David Blaine, The Golden Gate Bridge, Irreverence, Angry Yawn Faces, Brian Krakow, Catacombs, Pseudoscience, The Murder She Wrote Theme Song, Lying, Sailboats, The Gateway Arch, Educational Film Soundtracks, Hand Turkeys, Mausoleums, Drag Queens, Camel Spiders, Catholic Imagery, Vanity License Plates, Costumes, Animals Wearing Costumes, Children's Art, Cathedrals, Bicycle Riding Facial Expressions, Burial Rituals, Hot Air Balloons, Real Life Vampire Subculture, Myself

Breathing

I floss regularly.

You are awesome at life.