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LOLCoolJ

34 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This should sum it up
I'm an internationally acclaimed unicorn racer, and inventor of the burrito.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I push pixels around and trap light for work. When I'm not working, I spend time being in love with the universe and tripping out on all the cool stuff it has to offer. I love exploring and learning new things, and eating yummy food.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, and some other top secret things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a bipedal mammal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:

Mostly nonfiction, as I love learning new things. I'm also a big fan of classic philosophy, such as Dr. Seuss and Shel Silverstein.

Music:

This kinda schtuff.

And This

And That

I like Blues, Classic Rock, Arias, and anything else that I deem awesome. Cambodian surf rock is a favorite. Not to mention 60's era South American garage rock. And of course I love Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show!

Food:

One of everything, please! I'll try anything once. I love vegetables and grow my own when I can, but if you're a total veganazi just judge me and keep stepping.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fire, water, earth, air, self, others.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Quantum physics, organic horticulture, nachos, engineering, philosophy, sex, geometry, the arts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being magical and mysterious, or out with friends. Maybe at home enjoying some awesome tea and putting some sweet smoke in the air.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sshhh...
You should message me if
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