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33 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:26am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I appreciate and enjoy intelligence, kindness, creativity, and beauty. I didn't move here to get famous, I was just born here at the edge of the world. I'm a well mannered, no bullshit, all substance, thoughtful person. It's terrible, I know.
What I’m doing with my life
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I get paid to push pixels around and figure out how to prevent disasters while making things work better. It's pretty awesome, and my eyeballs get to taste the rainbow on the regular.

When I'm not working, I spend time developing crazy ideas and working on making the world a better place. I'm very focused on being a better person every day, and creating small changes that make big differences. I'm usually having a shit ton of fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a jack of all trades, and master of some. I especially love building things and working outside. If I were a Gilligan's Island character, I would be the professor. I'm cool with that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It depends on the person! Most people say I'm a really funny person, and easy to talk to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mostly nonfiction, as I love learning new things. I'm also a big fan of classic philosophy, such as Dr. Seuss and Shel Silverstein. Me listing books I've read is like a mechanic talking about how many bolts they've seen in their life. I've read a lot, but that's more interesting in conversation.


This kinda schtuff.

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I like Blues, Classic Rock, Arias, and anything else that I deem awesome. Cambodian surf rock is a favorite. Not to mention 60's era South American garage rock. And of course I love Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show!


One of everything, please! Growing up here means I've been spoiled by some pretty yummy stuff, and I'll try anything once. I love vegetables and grow my own when I can, but if you're a total veganazi just judge me and keep stepping.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fire, water, food, a bed, daydreams, and a pen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Quantum physics, organic horticulture, nachos, engineering, errythang. My brain seems to come up with lots of ideas, so I'm always thinking about different inventions or conceptual stufferydoos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not out harvesting bodies, I might be at home having tea and watching a movie, or walking around in the night getting tacos! You never know, I could even be getting my laundry on at la lavanderia, or eating some ice cream while watching a water fountain in the moonlight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm the unofficial king of Los Angeles. People who "don't go east of the 405" are not worthy of my time, or living in the real Los Angeles. I have a feeling that those who adopt the 405 bullshit are all from Kansas and want to feel fancy, so they parrot off silly statements revealing their ignorance. Or they're just straight up cunty. I'm into people who are open-minded and welcome adventure, not geographic elitists.
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