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LOLCoolJ

32 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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This should sum it up
I've always been a dork, but I'm really good at it by now, so that's fun. I like daydreaming and making lamps, or whatever else comes to mind. I can never be bored, but goldfish also possess that same trait.
What I’m doing with my life
During the week I work at a magic factory a mile away from the beach in Venice. I work in print/publishing production, and every day is AWESOME.

When I'm not working, I spend time with my superfriends and work on making the world a better place. I'm very focused on being a better person every day, and creating small changes that make big differences. My primary goal in life is to live to my full potential and die knowing that the lives of others were more fulfilled because of mine.

I am not a materialist, and strive to rise above superficial and negative things. This is just about the only thing I take seriously, and it would be great to someday meet a well-developed beautiful lady who's down with that!
I’m really good at
Being amazeballs and awesomesauce. I'm a jack of all trades, and master of some. I especially love building things and working outside. If I were a Gilligan's Island character, I would be the professor. I'm cool with that. My friends like to make fun of me about it, but they also know I'm the go-to guy when it comes to surviving a plane crash in the wilderness or zombie apocalypse.
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea. I was recently told I've got a gold heart and brass balls, though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:

Mostly nonfiction, as I love learning. I'm also a big fan of classic philosophy, such as Dr. Seuss and Shel Silverstein. If you have heard of Roger Zelazny, I have a really nice copy of Eye of Cat that I might let you borrow.

Music:

This kinda schtuff.

And This

And That

I like Blues, Classic Rock, Arias, and anything else that I deem awesome. Cambodian surf rock is a favorite. Not to mention 60's era South American garage rock. And of course I love Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show!

Food:

One of everything, please! Growing up here means I've been spoiled by some pretty yummy stuff, and I'll try anything once. I love vegetables, but if you're a total veganazi just judge me and keep stepping.
The six things I could never do without
Fire, water, food, a bed, daydreams, and a pen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Quantum physics and organic horticulture.

Words and stories. I'm pretty good at writing things that make people cry, but not in a sad way.

Whenever I see an airplane, I like to imagine all the stories of the people crammed into that tin can in the sky.
On a typical Friday night I am
Running this shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time I got drunk with the devil and he asked me to put it in his butt. Sometimes I wonder if I should have, just for bragging rights.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can sing like This