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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 5:47pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Nolan. I read books, climb, shoot, yoga, martial arts, make music, help make music, camp, drink (good) beer, engineer audio, etc., etc.

I'm often solitary, and always independent. Human connection is important, but so is my alone time. I'm more comfortable as a host than I am as a guest.

My ideal lady can operate a chainsaw. She probably also gets all the Joe Abercrombie references that I make.

I tend to identify with feminists and generally liberal people, but labels encourage assumptions and generalizations. And maybe I enjoy not "fitting in" anywhere. Progressive and pragmatic all day.

I should make this known up front: My rifle is a pacifist by nature and is only utilized for fireworks performances. I DO NOT hunt, and I don't harbor conservative views regarding firearms. I just like explosions.

My thoughts on meeting people in clubs and bars is best summed up by Legion,

My personality type, depending on the test, is either ENTP or INFX. This is why I doubt things like this.

Outdoorsy dude that I may or may not be, I'm also prone to marathoning movies, anime, and tv for days at a time in my fortress o' solitude.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working like a dog for the man, going to school, tending to various personal projects.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spending all of my disposable income on records before I've even bought a new turntable.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My face is actually a landmine. My hands are pianos. My legs are made of lions.

If you're looking for beards, you had best look elsewhere. Upon seeing me shirtless people usually take note of a massive torso-covering tattoo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books are neat. Some Camus, Stoker, Zelazny, Joe Abercrombie, Jack London, Yukio Mishima, Velikovksy, Joseph Campbell, cool shit rite? Also recently picked up the Revival comics.

Games: Mass Effect and Dark Souls, all day every day. Very much looking forward to Rainbow Six: Siege. I grew up on NES and SNES, so that's where the classics lie in my heart.

Some of my favorite movies include, in no particular order: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Alien, Princess Mononoke, Les Yeux Sans Visage, The Raid: Redemption, Nikita, Bloodsport, Snatch(or just about any other Guy Ritchie crime flick), Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and Jaws.

I like my metal raw, gritty, and ugly. I prefer my rock to be of the post- variety. I like my punk heavy on the crust and maybe with a hint of black metal. The new is garbage, but it's still the best representation of my musical tastes all in one place:
Or hit me up on discogs:
The new Des Ark album is the current jam of the week:
I listen to a wide variety, but my heart will always be in post-rock and hardcore. Also, this:

TV: Venture Bros, reruns of Psych, reruns of Fresh Prince and Home Improvement
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vanilla chai tea

That actually covers it quite nicely.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why paint cats?

How does a swan eat a potato?

Does anyone get any of the references I made in this profile?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

But really I'm probably just working. Every day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love a pyrrhic victory.

I have no intention of reproducing. Ever.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can rip a phonebook in half with your eyelids.
You've never seen the inside of a tanning salon.
You read every profile from bottom to top.
You actually read my profile.
You're fearsome.
You are actually interested in meeting.
You're interested in jolly musical cooperation.