WaitsJoker
28 Industry, PA
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My self-summary
My name is Nolan. I read books, climb, shoot, yoga, martial arts, make music, help make music, camp, drink *good* beer, engineer audio, etc., etc.

I'm often solitary, and always independent. Human connection is important, but so is my alone time. I'm more comfortable as a host than I am as a guest.

I tend to identify with feminists and generally liberal people, but labels encourage assumptions and generalizations. And maybe I enjoy not "fitting in" anywhere. Progressive and pragmatic all day.

I should make this known up front: My rifle is a pacifist by nature and is only utilized for fireworks performances. I DO NOT hunt, and I don't harbor conservative views regarding firearms. I just like explosions.

My thoughts on meeting people in clubs and bars is best summed up by Legion, http://youtu.be/Ea_lFkvWm6Y?t=10s

My personality type, depending on the test, is either ENTP or INFX. This is why I doubt things like this.

Outdoorsy dude that I may or may not be, I'm also prone to marathoning movies, anime, and tv once in a while in my fortress o' solitude.
What I’m doing with my life
Working like a dog for the man, going to school, tending to various personal projects.
I’m really good at
Spending all of my disposable income on records before I've even bought a new turntable.
The first things people usually notice about me
My face is actually a landmine. My hands are pianos. My legs are made of lions.

If you're looking for beards, you had best look elsewhere. Upon seeing me shirtless people usually take note of a massive torso-covering tattoo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books are neat. Some Camus, Zelazny, Joe Abercrombie, Jack London, Yukio Mishima, Velikovksy, Joseph Campbell. Also recently picked up the Revival comics.

Games: Mass Effect and Dark Souls, all day every day. I grew up on NES and SNES, so that's where the classics lie in my heart.

Some of my favorite movies include, in no particular order: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Alien, Princess Mononoke, Les Yeux Sans Visage, The Raid: Redemption, Nikita, Bloodsport, Snatch(or just about any other Guy Ritchie crime flick), Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and Jaws.

I like my metal raw, gritty, and ugly. I prefer my rock to be of the post- variety. I like my punk heavy on the crust and maybe with a hint of black metal. The new Last.fm is garbage, but it's still the best representation of my musical tastes all in one place: http://www.last.fm/user/LOLHyenas
Or hit me up on discogs: http://www.discogs.com/user/Chai-Tea/collection
The new Des Ark album is the current jam of the week: http://graveface.bandcamp.com/track/french-fries-are-magical
I listen to a wide variety, but my heart will always be in post-rock and hardcore.

TV: Venture Bros, reruns of Psych, reruns of Fresh Prince and Home Improvement. I don't watch a lot of shows.
The six things I could never do without
ProTools
Jalapenos
Vanilla chai tea
Pragmatism

That actually covers it quite nicely.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why paint cats?

How does a swan eat a potato?

Does anyone get any of the references I made in this profile?
On a typical Friday night I am
EVERY DAY IS AN ADVENTURE. :|

But really I'm probably just working. Every day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love a pyrrhic victory.

I have no intention of reproducing. Ever.
You should message me if
You can rip a phonebook in half with your eyelids.
You read every profile from bottom to top.
You actually read my profile.
You are actually interested in meeting.
You're interested in jolly musical cooperation.
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