If this were a wiki article, there would be a disclaimer stating that it needs cleaned up/organized. But I don't give a fuck.
My name is Nolan. I occasionally add/remove massive chunks of text to/from this profile. I'm a highly solitary, misanthropic, and independent person. Yeah, highly solitary, but also on a dating site. It is difficult for me to find someone who is okay with the fact that I need a little solitude to recharge my social batteries, lest I show everybody my why-are-you-speaking face. It's not as amusing as the other faces I make :( Sometimes I like being around people, sometimes I like being close to someone, other times I just like to be around my guitars and everyone else can fuck off. Guitars can be people, too.
My ideal lady can operate a chainsaw, but does not listen to country music.
I tend to identify with feminists and generally liberal people, but labels encourage assumptions and generalizations. And maybe I enjoy not "fitting in" anywhere. Progressive and pragmatic all day.
While I thoroughly enjoy -real- beer, it's incredibly rare that I ever approach drunkenness. Due in equal parts to high tolerance and knowing my limits. I'm not 420-unfriendly, but smoking is not of particular interest. I don't enjoy it enough to spend money on it that could be better spent on the things I do greatly enjoy.
My thoughts on meeting people in clubs and bars is best summed up by Legion, http://youtu.be/Ea_lFkvWm6Y?t=10s
My personality type, depending on the test, is either ENTP or INFX. This is why I doubt things like this.
I read books, trespassing is my favorite past-time. I also like to climb things. 80% PC gamer, 20% retro(8-16 bit, plz) console gamer. I work out for the sake of staying fit and healthy, and I'm into just about anything physically challenging and am possessed of a healthy love of martial arts. Ultimately, what you see is what you get as far as what I'm into and what I like to do, and I'm interested in meeting people who are into the same things.
Outdoorsy dude that I may or may not be, I'm also prone to marathoning movies, anime, and tv for days at a time in my fortress o' solitude.
OKC's personality tab seems to think I'm a huge jerk, especially to strangers. It's probably true.
I'm totally incapable of looking directly at a camera and keeping a straight face. I'm also a big fan of random line breaks.