I laugh a lot. Been accused of leaning way to the left side of sarcasm. I play a lot of sports. Raising two young kids half the time.

Please don't message me and ask me why a girl like me is on this site. I have self-esteem and respect so beat it with your mack daddy lines and your want-to-be clever repartee.

I didn't know what to expect when I came to OKC. I had no goals, no expectations. Just wanted to meet new people and read about them to see if we have common interests. What I found is a lot of creepers, liars, married men, and thankfully, a few seemingly nice men.

I make plans, live it up, and tend to be the life of the party. I am independent almost to a fault. I love adventure (bungee jumping, mud wrestling, a good water balloon toss, etc).

If you are on OKC lying about being married or if you have an "open" relationship, move on. If you use a model or actor as your profile pic OR you don't actually show your face, move on. If you have pictures of your ABS without your face in the picture, move on. If you have been called passive aggressive in multiple relationships, do us both a favor and move on.

The two things I find sexy about a man are the way he carries himself (confidence, demeanor, charisma, kindness, humor & communication) and his voice. Also, I am a big fan of voluptuous lips and amazing massages.

Deal breakers....if you aren't funny, if you use any drugs/smoke, excessive drinking, selfishness, lying, cheaters and overall unkind people. If you are looking for casual sex, don't message me unless you're hot. KIDDING....don't.

Please don't message me and ask me why a girl like me is on this site. I have self-esteem and respect so beat it with your mack daddy lines and you want-to-be clever repartee.

If people don't often refer to you as a funny guy, I am probably not interested. Funny is hot...just sayin.

Trying to be the best version of myself I can. Planning my next vacation. Making up "your mom is so fat" jokes.

Making people laugh, loving, cooking, wine and beer tasting, holding down lounge chairs on Medano Beach in Cabo with my body and my beer....

My clavicles.

Ok, my lips/smile. When people compliment either my lips or my smile, I invite them to kiss me. It is a great ice breaker. Weird. No one ever does.

Books? So across the board. Non-Fiction and Fiction. Depends on my mood. Movies? Tombstone, Braveheart, Gone with the Wind, Shawshank Redepemption, Hangover. Fav show is WICKED. Fav music is country and rock but I like most music. Food? Comfort food, fresh grown in the garden food, Italian and Thai (I have finally graduated to a #2 on the Thai heat scale! BOOM! Making progress).

I love cooking and being cooked for :) I am a fantastic dish washer for any takers on cooking for me.

God
My kids
Intimacy (all forms)
Sports
Beer/Wine/Coffee
Sleep
Fun/Laughter

how i can retire early....
why we don't teach nutrition and the actual health benefits of whole foods in schools. Oh right...cause there goes the junk food, genetically modified food, medical and pharmacuedical industries. If we all ate well and were active....our economy would crash.

Nothing is typical in my life. Every other Friday I am with my super fun little kiddos. The other Fridays I fly by the seat of my pants. (WTH does that mean anyway? Who has flying pants? NO one!)

I sing in the shower. Also, my face turns red when people compliment me. VERY embarassing at my age.

....you are engaging and funny....if you sing karaoke (even poorly) and /or you love the color yellow. Or if my profile made you laugh out loud ;-)