Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I laugh a lot. Been accused of leaning way to the left side of
sarcasm. I play a lot of sports. Raising two young kids half the
time. I'm honest and direct. I expect the same.
My kids are my life. I share custody so I have half the time to
make plans, live it up, and sometimes just relax. I am independent
almost to a fault. I love adventure.....bungee jumping, mud
wrestling, a good water balloon toss, cliff jumping into
rivers/lakes. I love staying in as much as I love going out.
Don't message me if you are married, have an open relationship or
don't like kids. I am not going to hook up with you so don't
message me if that is your intention. Save your mack daddy lines
and want to be clever repartee for someone else :)
The two things I find sexy about a man are the way he carries
himself (confidence, demeanor, charisma, kindness, humor &
communication) and his voice. Also, I am a big fan of voluptuous
lips, hands and amazing massages. I am a sucker for dimples, braces
and a clean shaven face. I love scruffy faces to but can rarely
resist touching a soft, fresh shaven face.
Honestly? Dimples and humor get me every time.
* if you aren't funny
* if you use any drugs/smoke
* if you have a photo of your abs but not your face
* if you are married, or have an "open" relationship
* if you are often called passive agressive
* if you spend more than you make (i am debt free)
* if you are selfish, a liar, a cheater or generally unkind
* If you are looking for casual sex, don't message me unless you're
My faith and my kids come first and I have a very busy life. So if
you are co-dependant and needy, do us both a favor, don't message
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be the best version of myself I can. Planning my next
vacation. Making up "your momma so fat" jokes so when the 90's
humor comes back, I am ready.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh
Cooking (and eating)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books? Bible. The Slight Edge. Love and Respect.
Movies? Favs are Tombstone, Braveheart, Gone with the Wind,
Hangover, The Butler, The Help. I mainly watch documentaries on
food, GMO's, factory farms, etc....
Favorite broadway show is WICKED.
Music? Country, Rock, Old School but I like most music.
Food? Comfort food, fresh grown in the garden food, Italian and
Thai (I have finally graduated to a #2 on the Thai heat scale!
BOOM! Making progress).
I love cooking and being cooked for :) I am a fantastic dish washer
so if you cook....it just might be the way to my heart.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Intimacy (especially kissing)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how i can retire early....
Why we don't teach nutrition and the actual health benefits of
whole foods in schools. And how I got blessed with such great kids.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing is typical in my life. Every other Friday I am with my
super fun little kiddos. The other Fridays I fly by the seat of my
pants. (WTH does that mean anyway? Who has flying pants? NO one!)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are engaging and funny
You can enjoy some Dom at a gala and Coors Light while dirt bike
riding or tailgating after softball
You love yellow (actually this has no relevance)
You sing karaoke (even poorly - ok this doesn't matter
Reading any part of this made you laugh out loud (LOUD not a hearty
You don't take yourself or life to seriously
Any of the above will suffice
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