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  • Ages 18–45
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:09pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, French, Greek, Hebrew, Irish
My self-summary
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I am a lover of the unusual. I cut out paper flowers and hang them onto your wall.

I enjoy:
-Spelunking (that is, looking into)
-In my spiritual cave (that is, not my vagina)
-To discover the previously uncharted depths within (could be shallow, could be deep).

But everyone likes doing this. As they should.

I used to teach, and used to travel around. But no more. Back in my misspent youth, I was an SAT tutor- maybe that's a reason why I love the tests on here so much.

I watch too many movies and draw a lot, with a hook in my hand and a knife in my heart. Straight ballin'.
Instagram- @elpeano

I've met a bunch of interesting and eclectic folks on here. It's been pretty fun so far. Feel free to drop a line.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Painter and paper artist. Occasional good person who usually makes the right choices and tries to be defined by them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not much else, besides what's obvious. Maybe writing and research if I had to think of something at gunpoint. Please, don't take my money.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an Amazon. And I have nice eyes/awesome glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Luckily, I'm reentering a phase in my life where I love books again, having just left the hallowed hell of higher learning (ha ha). Favorites atm are:

Greg Egan- Permutation City
Richard Caro- The Passage of Power
Octavia Butler - Lilith's Brood
Julia Cameron- The Artist's Way
Walter Mosley- When the Thrill is Gone
Haruki Murakami- The Wind-up Bird Chronicle
Natsuo Kirino- Real World

This list is a cross-section of my interests in sci-fi+fantasy, political theory + history, aesthetics + mindfulness, mysteries, and urban lit.

I also have many half-started digital books by the likes of Sontag, Postman, Foucault, and Freud.

Also, I often listen to movies/tv while I'm working on a project.

Musical tastes range from Citizen Cope, to Cee-lo Green. Art, on the other hand, is my passion. Bansky Politics, Warhol Films, Duchamp's Sinks. I like how symbols give form, if not completely function, to art.

As for food, if its delicious, I have an open mind.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My body (which I just realized includes hands, which are especially important to me).
2. My mind.
3. My soul (whatever that is).
4. Insert item here
5. Long, long walks/hikes to no particular place.
6. My job. It's why I wake up.

And because this question is a bit confining-

7. The birds, trees and air
8. Clothes steamer
9. Some sick canvas to lay some sick, sick paint on
10. A billion other things that are equally important to me, and therefore equally unworthy of being listed on this list.

Six things I can do without-
a. Douchbags- who wants a douche as a bag?
b. Asshats- who wants an ass on their head?
c. Gummybears and Sourpatches- texture is eww to me
d. Bitches- but maybe I should get one as a companion for my cat
e. A car- got my license 10 years after I graduated high school (PTSD-related; yes, tmi, so sad, I'm crying)
f. McDonalds- since they axed Chicken Selects. But Chick-Fil-La salads are my jam. Fried chicken cobb FTW
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All that is beautiful, just, and pure. But yes, I do like bending the rules when convenient. So what I said is a contradiction, hm...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anything or not a thing. Feel free to message me for suggestions about this.

Or, picture this- we sit and talk, sharing drinks and sharing stories, true or otherwise. I break out the paint, you break out of your shell of clothing. You end up painted; I end up satisfied. The end.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I compulsively clean my fingernails.
You should message me if
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... if you like to talk about being and nothingness.
Or have pretensions of doing so.
Or, if you have an amusing idea for Friday night.
Or, if you want to chime in some book suggestions.
Or, [insert witty thing here.] I've written enough.