Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a lover of the unusual.
I freaking love the tests here.
I enjoy spelunking in my spiritual cave to discover the previously
uncharted depths within. But everyone likes doing this.
I watch too many movies and draw a lot, with a hook in my hand and
a knife in my heart. Straight ballin'.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Painter and illustrator. Occasional good person who usually makes
the right choices and tries to be defined by them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not much else, besides what's obvious. Maybe writing and research
if I had to think of something at gunpoint.
The first things people usually notice about me
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... I'm very tall, and that I have eyes that burn into the depths
of your soul.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't really care about books the way I used to. Perhaps
Vonnegut, or Asimov, or Octavia Butler. Also, I love to listen to
movies/tv while I'm working on a project.
Musical tastes range from Citizen Cope, to Cee-lo Green. Art, on
the other hand, is my passion. Bansky Politics, Warhol Films,
Duchamp's Sinks. I like how symbols give form, if not completely
function, to art.
As for food, if its delicious, I have an open mind.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My body (which I just realized includes hands, which are
especially important to me)
2. My mind
3. My soul (who is personified as my live-in SO, and also includes
the one that is within me)
4. My computer
6. Art. And more art. It's a freakin' job, what else I can
And because this question is a bit confining-
7. The birds, trees and air
8. Clothes steamer
9. Some sick canvas to lay some sick, sick paint on
10. A billion other things that are equally important to me, and
therefore equally unworthy of being listed on this list.
6 things I can live without-
a. Asshats (who wants a butt on their head?)
b. Douchebags (who wants a douche as a bag?)
c. Gummy Bears and Sour Patches (texture is eww to me)
d. Bitches (but I am thinking of getting one next year to be a
companion to my cat)
e. McDonalds (ever since they got rid of Chicken Selects)
f. A car (just got myself a drivers' licence last year)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Art and all that is beautiful, just, and pure. But yes, I do like
bending the rules when convenient. So what I said is a
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging at home, with a good friend having drinks. Those drinks
consist of bodily fluids from many a grape. Needless to say, there
will be blood... or some multiple of 8 gallons of red paint. There
will be dead horses and there will be children tasked with making
brushes. My rose thorn whip will grace the backsides of all
slackers. Art is serious fucking business.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I don't brush my teeth, they get furry.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... if you like talking about rainbows after a rainy Sunday
morning. Or if you have a passion for art and art shows, and are
a human sacrificesomeone to go with.
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