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My self-summary
Howdy! I'm Lauren, friends call me Lulu. Right off the bat, I'm asexual - I'm not looking for a sexual relationship at all. The best label I have for myself is queer, I really like people of all genders, but I'm picky about specific people.

I don't have a tumblr & I'm not super interested in social justice stuff. I'm a capitalist at heart and I'm smack dab in the middle politically. For some reason this seems to be a big deal for some people, so I'm throwing it right out in the open.

I love embroidery, dog stuff, good TV, good food, and good friends. I don't drink or smoke, but I don't care if you do. Shoot me a message, I promise I'm not mean!
What I’m doing with my life
I own a small business and I'm in school full-time. I do machine embroidery, and I sell my files online. I love it, but it takes up a lot of my time and effort, unfortunately.

I also play a shitton of video games when I have the time.
I’m really good at
Embroidery! You want your guest towels monogrammed? Hit me up, motherfucker! You want a fancy offbrand polo shirt to show off to your friends? I got you! Want semi-legal patches of your favorite nerdy interests? I got Doctor Who and Firefly for dayyys, bitch!
The first things people usually notice about me
My tics. I have really severe Tourette's, including coprolalia, so I curse and move around a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Most Netflix originals and everything things Adult Swim airs from midnight - 6am

Food: Japanese, Chinese, Korean...basically any kind of asian food!

Movies: Anything that will scare the poop out of me

Music: Ana Tijoux, Dave Matthews Band, Phish, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Slow Motion Commotion, Kendrick Lamar, Fall Out Boy, Ninja Sex Party...the list goes on. I am also unashamed of my love for trashy pop music. Think anything you've heard on the radio in the last week, I probably jam out to it.
The six things I could never do without
My Brain Drugs
My Pets
Companionship (read: someone to laugh at my shitty jokes)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My pets! I have a wonderful woofer named Nora and a lil tuxedo cat named Felix.
On a typical Friday night I am
As of now, playing Fallout 4. I'm 130 hours in, and I can't stop. Seriously, somebody help me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I unironically say "doge" instead of "dog" most of the time. I hate myself for it.
You should message me if
You want to! Take the plunge dude, I'm not mean!