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LSUguitArchitec

31 M Cypress, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Update 7/14: Transitioning from the Dirty South to the Lone Star state. No worries though: I will still bleed purple & gold and will belt out WHO DAT?! like I've never left. And I'll occasionally golf clap for the Texans. And laugh at the Cowboys. And the Aggies, but I'll always have their backs in non-conference. SEC brotherhood knows no borders.

I'm 31 and still stand on the grocery cart and ride it down aisles and parking lots.

Ted Mosby is actually based off of a real-life, single architect.

I'm a confident, goal-oriented, self-motivated and driven character. With that said, I'm also an easy-going goofball at heart and love having fun and making the most of what life throws at me.

I'm the oldest of 5 kids plus two parents...and three dogs. We're a tight-knit clan with many-a-stories to tell...pretty much National Lampoon's American Family. I try to find humor in everything, kinda like J. D. on Scrubs. One time, I locked myself out of my apartment with no phone, no wallet, no neighbors, no NOTHING, and watched an hour and a half of the Food Network through my window and was starving by the time I MacGyver-ed my way back in with a butterknife. Yes, I watch the Food Network.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Professionally, I work the 8-6'r for a local architecture firm while trying to find time studying for my exams. I spend my time between the Lone Star State & the Dirty South. I got a new camera and want to go photo-venturing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
putting birds on things, showing you how much wine I want by showing you the empty bottle after showing you how much wine I wanted by pointing to a full bottle, finding the humor in things, playing 'that's what she said', quality control for Twizzlers, cooking, sarcasm, drinking wine, keeping jokes going/taking them to the next level, math & science (I was initially going to be a high school teacher), cuddling/being big spoon, puns, off-color jokes, keeping local sno-cone stands in business, quality control for Firefly, drinking more wine, being pretty fly for a white guy, remembering random things from eons ago but not even knowing what I did the day before, not growing up only behaving in public, being cool like the snowman, waiting for grapes to become adulty grapes in a bottle (or box...don't discriminate)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might be laughing at myself til I have water leaking out my face. Or that I'm giving someone the stink-eye. Hopefully it's the former and not the latter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: architecture books with lots of pictures (because that's what architects 'read'), cookbooks (yeah, I said it), current event stuff (I'm addicted to the news...yeah, I said that too)

MOVIES: Comedies, anything quotable

SHOWS: New Girl. Hands down, New Girl.

Scrubs, HIMYM, Arrested Development, House, Elementary, Portlandia. I miss Dexter's Laboratory and Samurai Jack (Cartoon Network has DEFINITELY changed over the years), Chowder, MST3000 & Kids In The Hall (Old school Comedy Central), Chappelle's Show, In Living Color (own the seasons), Food Network or any cooking show, and I've found myself watching a lot of PBS lately (yay no cable...BUT if you've got an old house, whether it's THIS old house or that old house, I'm your guy!), anything with Dr. Steve Brule ("For your health!")

MUSIC: Pretty eclectic, but mostly rock and blues. I lurrrrrb live music and if you bring me to a venue, I'm like a kid in a candy store and the ADHD kicks in and I'm all like, "OOOOOH, look at that guitar! Let's go get a sno-cone!" Basically, you'll need to put one of those toddler harnesses on me to keep my by your side.

FOOD: Overall fan but don't really trust anything I can't pronounce or discern the ingredients, but I'll try anything once.

PLACES (In no particular order): Chicago, Seattle, Austin, New York, New Orleans, any beach not covered in BP oil, any bar with a cold Abita Purple Haze or Strawberry Harvest or Firefly, a good martini bar, local sno-cone stand. I've never been out of the country.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Snooze button
2. Red Sox cap
3. Guitars
4. Clean bathroom & kitchen
5. My family and friends
6. Comfy pajama pants

And wine. But wine is a given.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where my life is headed/what's in store for me/where I'd LIKE for it to be. I think about a lot, sometimes too much. How things work or are put together, being young and a kid again, where I'm going in life and growing up, how to be a better person/employee/architect/designer, getting a dog, puns, projects I can do around the house.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no real 'typical' Friday night although lately it's been that I'll usually come home, Nestea-plunge my face into a pillow for a catnap, get my second wind and see what's going on. If not, I'm probably cooking up something (literally) or wine-ing about not having plans...which really isn't all that bad now that I think about it.

Or partying with Rebecca Black.

Or browsing Imgur.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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- I kinda wanna yoga.
- I can't burp. Whatever noise comes out sounds like a newborn clone from Jurassic Park. I call them 'Baby Dinosaur Burps'.
- I desperately wish I could play golf
- I'm not Catholic, but I still gave my belly button up for Lent
- I hate glitter, but hate's such a strong word; I vehemently loathe glitter with a passion unbridled.
- I was in the sailing club for 1 day and the reason for that is now I don't have an appendix.
- I've smelled death after Katrina.
- I wish I was in a band or had something musical going on the side.
- I wish I could be bitten by a radioactive spider and have Spider-Man powers.
- I may be a grown man, but I still have the blanket I grew up with at my Granny's when I was a wee bebe.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not just trying to get into my pants. (Sounds funny when it's coming from the other side of the aisle, eh?)

A lil' lady would catch my eye if:
- she was laid back, spontaneous, goofy, witty, sarcastic, and has that laugh that brings out more of me
- considerate, sincere with her smile, eyes, and actions
- she's got to like cooking AND being cooked for because magic can happen in the kitchen too
- she likes to get all dolled up for a fun night out
- she likes to lounge around in pjs and cuddle all day after aforementioned fun night out OR on a rainy day
- she likes to have a Sunday Funday after aforementioned cuddling after aforementioned fun night out
- I can look at her and not say a word and she knows exactly what I'm thinking (that might take some time, but if I'm lucky I could hit the jackpot early)
- she's got eyes that can shut me up (see previous statement)
- she has a sense of humor...a VAST sense of humor