You're older than me, have more than two kids, your idea of a gym is the playground at McDonald's, expect me to attend religious services with you, or aren't comfortable on motorcycles.
My girlfriend got hit by a bus...she's dead now so I've decided to give this a whirl. I'm a smartass with an off colored sense of humor and often amused by things others are not. My mouth wasn't equipped with a filter. I can be very blunt and have a vocabulary that's not always Disney. I enjoy making people laugh even if it's at my own expense. I love tattoos and am working on full sleeves. My ears are gauged out to a half inch but not going any bigger. I drink PBR, Irish whiskey, and smoke Camel lights. I prefer dive bars with a couple pool tables and dart boards over the club scene. The gun range is my favorite place to vent on rough days. I couldn't survive without music. My taste is very diverse, anything from metal to 1930's soul. I have a kickass career in sales with Harley-Davidson. I love to cook and even know how to do my own laundry. I can be very romantic, extremely polite, and uncommonly chivalrous. I've been happily single for quite some time now but have come to the realization that I'm not truly happy.