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LSprings3

36 M Oklahoma City, OK

My Details

Last Online
Apr 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
***STOP READING NOW IF***
You're older than me, have more than two kids, your idea of a gym is the playground at McDonald's, expect me to attend religious services with you, or aren't comfortable on motorcycles.

My girlfriend got hit by a bus...she's dead now so I've decided to give this a whirl. I'm a smartass with an off colored sense of humor and often amused by things others are not. My mouth wasn't equipped with a filter. I can be very blunt and have a vocabulary that's not always Disney. I enjoy making people laugh even if it's at my own expense. I love tattoos and am working on full sleeves. My ears are gauged out to a half inch but not going any bigger. I drink PBR, Irish whiskey, and smoke Camel lights. I prefer dive bars with a couple pool tables and dart boards over the club scene. The gun range is my favorite place to vent on rough days. I couldn't survive without music. My taste is very diverse, anything from metal to 1930's soul. I have a kickass career in sales with Harley-Davidson. I love to cook and even know how to do my own laundry. I can be very romantic, extremely polite, and uncommonly chivalrous. I've been happily single for quite some time now but have come to the realization that I'm not truly happy.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying the shit out of it
I’m really good at
Not being terrible at anything
The first things people usually notice about me
My long hair, ink, or that don't have a Guatemalan accent
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Who has time for all that shit?
The six things I could never do without
Whiskey, cigarettes, laughter, close friends, girls with killer smiles, and my Harley.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Will I ever be able to paint trees and mountains like Bob Ross and where I'll post up for the zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
No such thing as a typical Friday night for this guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I would punch a baby before I kicked a puppy
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You probably shouldn't.