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LV1985

29 F New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 29–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Above all else, I love to laugh. And I love people who can make me laugh my ass off. Those people tend to be smart, quick-witted, good with words, irreverent, and a little vulgar.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a playwright living in Brooklyn.

I'm originally from Phoenix, then lived in Providence for seven years (four years of college at Brown, three years of getting my masters at Brown/Trinity) and moved to New York City in 2011.

I fill my time with theater stuff: acting, writing, going to shows, and getting my fledgling theater company off the ground.

To pay the bills, I do some waitressing and some tutoring.

As of October 1, I will be living in Washington Heights!

I also spend a lot of time taking long walks with my dogs. They're two little Shih Tzu mutts I adopted from a shelter. They're kind of badly behaved but I adore them and we're a package deal. Sometimes I feel like a single mom saying, "He's got to love my dogs!"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Goofing around, sleeping in (that's where I'm a viking!), staying up late and getting others to stay up late, good conversation, small talk, spelling, grammar, reading (I guess I'm good at reading? I read A LOT...) improving awkward situations, improv comedy (four years of it in college), arranging objects in alphabetical order, Scrabble, Taboo, charades, cheering people up, staying calm in chaotic situations, forgiving, talking to my dogs in a ridiculous voice, mimicking, knowing all the lines to my favorite silly movies from middle school (Tommy Boy, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Romy & Michele's, etc.)
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You're tall."

Also, I'm usually carrying an enormous iced coffee.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Nabokov, William H. Gass, Roberto Bolano, Tennessee Williams, Kafka, Sylvia Plath, Chekhov, W.G. Sebald, Clarice Lispector, Borges, Thomas Pynchon, Laszlo Krasznahorkai, Caryl Churchill, Bruno Schulz, Jane Bowles, Emily Dickinson, Joan Didion, Elizabeth Hardwick, Virginia Woolf, Christina Stead

Movies: Sunset Boulevard, Days of Heaven, Vertigo, Blue Velvet, The Piano Teacher, Waiting for Guffman, Best In Show, The Night of the Hunter, Groundhog Day, Persona, All About Eve, The Cook the Thief His Wife and Her Lover, The Lives of Others, The Conversation, Miller's Crossing, Wet Hot American Summer, Tommy Boy, Thelma & Louise

Shows: Twin Peaks, Louie, The Wire, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, The Golden Girls, Breaking Bad, Absolutely Fabulous, Archer, Portlandia, Curb

Music: Bob Dylan, Fleetwood Mac, Tom Waits, Beck, Nina Simone, Talking Heads, Radiohead, Johnny Cash, R.E.M., The Beatles, Fiona Apple, Gillian Welch, Aimee Mann, Ella Fitzgerald

Food: Anything, pretty much. Except pickles, mustard, olives....anything brined.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books
laughter
dogs
sunshine (I'm from Phoenix)
beer
something to look forward to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the man on here who wrote me a message entitled "You Can Shit On My Chest Any Day."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking beer, staying in to write, or both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't bike. I can, but I don't. Pretty certain that if I tried to bike in New York City I would be killed immediately.
You should message me if
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smart, funny, passionate about the arts, tallish, good conversationalist, kind decent human being