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L_RON_BUTTERED

26 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Pretty ok person. I'm open-minded, educated, Midwestern, potentially funny and sometimes cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Self-parody at all costs. Reading. Listening to the news. And podcasts. Texting .gifs. Checking google updates for my favorite rappers. But mostly I work with middler schoolers that have behavioral issues.
I’m really good at
Lightfootedness. Lefthandedness. Laughterdedness.
The first things people usually notice about me
Messiah complex.
My buzzing pace.
My boots.
My red coat.
Ignatius Reilly on my left arm.
My dog ascending to doggy heaven in a hot air balloon on my right arm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Confederacy of Dunces, The Big Payback, You Shall Know Our Velocity | Ghostdog, Bulworth, Snow on tha Bluff, Gummo | True Detective, Hannibal, The Wire, VEEP, Broad City, Orange is the New Black, The NBA | I'm mostly into trappy beats with charismatic rappers, r&b, noise music, sexy popular music. | I typically don't fuck with red meat, pork, or ice cream, I really fuck with peanut butter sandwiches dipped in soup, sweet corn, berries, and yellow Gatorade. |
The six things I could never do without
I used to say my dog ;(((
my integrity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
general current events and shows and songs and articles and films and friends and my life and the world and my daily affairs
On a typical Friday night I am
Walking. Drinking. Maybe telling a story. Probably laughing about something. Forgetting something.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating