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L_RON_BUTTERED

26 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Pretty ok person. I'm open-minded, educated, Midwestern, potentially funny and sometimes cool.
What I’m doing with my life
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Self-parody. Reading. Listening to the news. And podcasts. Texting .gifs. Checking google updates for my favorite rappers. But mostly I work with middler schoolers that have behavioral issues.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lightfootedness. Lefthandedness. Laughterdedness.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Messiah complex.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Confederacy of Dunces, The Big Payback, You Shall Know Our Velocity | Ghostdog, Bulworth, Snow on tha Bluff, Gummo, Rich Hill, Short Term 12 | True Detective, Hannibal, The Wire, VEEP, Broad City, Orange is the New Black, The NBA | I'm mostly into trappy beats with charismatic rappers, r&b, noise music, sexy popular music. | I typically don't fuck with red meat, pork, or ice cream, I really fuck with peanut butter sandwiches dipped in soup, sweet corn, berries, and yellow Gatorade. |
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
general current events and shows and songs and articles and films and friends and my life and the world and my daily affairs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Walking. Drinking. Maybe telling a story. Probably laughing about something. Forgetting something.