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27 New Orleans, LA Man


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  • Ages 18-99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:53am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Has dogs
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Pretty ok person. I'm open-minded, educated, Midwestern, potentially funny and sometimes cool.
What I’m doing with my life
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Self-parody. Reading. Listening to the news. And podcasts. Texting .gifs. Checking google updates for my favorite rappers. -But mostly I work with middler schoolers that have behavioral issues.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lightfootedness. Lefthandedness.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Messiah complex.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Confederacy of Dunces, The Big Payback, You Shall Know Our Velocity | Ghostdog, Bulworth, Snow on tha Bluff, Gummo, Rich Hill, Short Term 12 | True Detective, Hannibal, The Wire, VEEP, Broad City, The NBA | I'm mostly into trappy beats with charismatic rappers, r&b, noise music, sexy popular music. | I typically don't fuck with red meat, pork, or ice cream, I really fuck with peanut butter sandwiches dipped in soup, sweet corn, berries, yellow gatorade, and green powerade.|
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
general current events and shows and songs and articles and films and friends and my life and the world and my daily affairs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Walking. Drinking. Maybe telling a story. Probably laughing about something. Forgetting something.