Look, let's not pretend.
We're too damned old and too cynical (and if you're not, then shove off, cupcake) to play make-believe.
I ain't no Angie Jolie, but I more than make up for this fact with certain skills and knowledge (go on--it's okay to use your imagination). I suppose I should caution any/all pervs out there to NOT misinterpret the prior statement as a coded invitation (please see second statement).
I'm looking for a partner in crime; i.e., a man who is ready (i.e., has both an IQ > his shoe size and his ego in check), willing (sane), and able (fiscally competent, if not secure).