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53 Porterfield, WI Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 45–55
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 5, 2012
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Has dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh, bollocks.
Look, let's not pretend.
We're too damned old and too cynical (and if you're not, then shove off, cupcake) to play make-believe.
I ain't no Angie Jolie, but I more than make up for this fact with certain skills and knowledge (go on--it's okay to use your imagination). I suppose I should caution any/all pervs out there to NOT misinterpret the prior statement as a coded invitation (please see second statement).
I'm looking for a partner in crime; i.e., a man who is ready (i.e., has both an IQ > his shoe size and his ego in check), willing (sane), and able (fiscally competent, if not secure).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having a wonderful time, wish you were here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing the potential.
Re-purposing stuff.
Playing Scrabble.
Eating dark chocolate.
Digging around in the soil.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm not a saber-toothed tiger.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Where to start...where to end?!?!
The last book I paid money for and put on my bookshelf was "Unseen Academicals."
The last movie that didn't make me regret having spent 2 hours of my life in a darkened room with a bunch of complete strangers was "The King's Speech."
The last bit of music I sang along with (albeit off-key) was "Go Outside."
I rely more (a little too much) on my iPhone for entertainment (what else is a person to do on an hourlong commute?). Although, many podcasts can be fatuous, long-winded, and/or pointless; there are a couple of gems out there.
Since it's impossible to find good sushi in these parts, that's what I look for when I get back to Chicago.
Who knew smoked eel could be so damned delectable?!?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cecil (doglet #1).
Petunia (doglet #2).
Dark chocolate.
Reliable transportation.
A good pair of scissors.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to spend my time more constructively than thinking about what I'm thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing whatever comes to mind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beaches bore me to tears.
You should message me if
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You have opposable thumbs and you aren't afraid to use them.