Because I spend too much of my life trying to come up with elegant sentences and coherent transitions as it is, I present the rest of my self-summary as a list, bullet-pointed for your convenience:
-I have a non-ironic soft spot for ridiculous activities, like rollerskating.
-I really love terrible movies.
-Enjoying nightlife is an art that I have yet to learn.
-I have a little "garden" of potted plants on my balcony that my more elderly neighbors really seem to appreciate.
-My elderly neighbors are awesome.
-I read too much.
-I'm a cat person.
-But my roommate's cat ate my headphones.
-I'm really bad at making lists about myself. This was probably a mistake.