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LaJolieFleur

26 Elkins Park, PA Woman, Cis Woman

Woman, Cis Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Korean (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! I am currently a professional model (for both artists and photographers) and a belly dancer. I don't have a "real job" and I'm hoping to keep it that way for as long as possible.

As a person, I consider myself fairly outgoing and confident (though actually an introvert), friendly, and quick-witted. I hold my friends to a high standard which leaves me with a small handful, but the people that I am close to I value highly and would do anything for. Humanity and I have a love-hate relationship... I would like to like people, but too many of them suck. I have been dubbed "the friendliest misanthrope." ...but you can call me B00b13Dr46oN. (...if you don't get it you should watch this).

In a committed (polyamorISH) relationship with this human ----> Jehovatron and it's awesome. Actually, he's pretty much the most amazing guy you'll ever meet, so check him out.

Unfortunately, Dan and I are often thrown into the "unicorn hunters" box without a second glance, because we are looking for a woman who would be interested in dating both of us... but from what I've read, I'm not so sure that we deserve that label (and all of its negative connotations) for at least two reasons. First, we're not looking for someone because our relationship or sex life is boring - we have a very stable relationship (been together for almost 8 years) and a healthy sex life, we don't need to "spice it up" or bond over something new to solve a problem. Second, we don't have a pre-constructed notion of what shape our relationship would take - we don't have a long list of expectations, desires, and rules all planned out for you - it's all up for discussion and negotiation. Our only "requirements" are that you're interested in dating both of us, that you are STD/I free, and that you are open and honest about your other relationships (if they exist).

We do not require exclusivity.

We are not dating separately, but we're not looking to make anyone "the third" ...rather, "a third," because in a triad all three people are themselves thirds of the relationship.

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finally embracing my feminine side... but still not "girly."

Enjoying it. Dancing, modeling, spending way too much time on facebook, busying myself with the shameless self promotion bit of freelance modeling.. etc etc.

I'm pretty poor, right now, and I probably will be for a while. It's not that I plan to stay here, it's just that money isn't that important to me. My life's primary goal is to be happy... which means knowing when making money is not worth it. I love what I do and it pays the bills; that's all that I need.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Staying positive most of the time.
-Being cold in the middle of the summer.
-Picking out awesome t-shirts for other people.
-Overbooking myself and then going crazy because I have too much work.
-Failing at humor
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Friendly demeanor? Positive attitude? Please stop noticing me, it makes me uncomfortable..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Jane Eyre is probably my favorite classic; recently read Fahrenheit 451 and thought it was excellent. I've also been reading a lot of dance education and sustainable-living books.

Movies/series: In no particular order - FIREFLY (and Serenity), Braveheart, the LoTR trilogy, Armageddon, The Fifth Element, The Princess Bride, "V" for Vendetta, Fight Club, Dogma, Patch Adams, Pacific Rim, Tropic Thunder, Borat, Moulin Rouge, Titanic and The Notebook (don't judge). I love Babylon 5 and I have seen all StarTrek ever produced. Full Metal Alchemist, Fight Club, Die Hard, The Dark Knight, Ghost in the Shell, the Bourne trilogy, the first Saw movie...
...(cudding and watching movies is one of my favorite activities).

Music: My library has a wide range of genres from country to rap to industrial to symphonic metal to down-tempo trip hop. My favorite artists are as follows: Evanescence, Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Powerman5000, Nine Inch Nails, Rammstein, Hanzel und Gretyl, Marilyn Manson, Smashing Pumpkins, Within Temptation, The Glitch Mob, Massive Attack, and Jonathan Coulton. I also enjoy an occasional musical soundtrack, like Sweeny Todd or Jane Eyre (the Broadway musical). I love opera, especially French Romantic (read: dramatic, everybody dies), but don't listen to it much at present. I am also very fond of my belly dance music - Solace, Beats Antique, Pentaphobe etc.

Food: I'll eat just about anything, but I'm not really into seafood or spicy foods.

My absolute favorite foods are steak and cheese
..AND Dan makes the best potato soup and beef jerky that ever existed.....

Games: Portal, Mirror's Edge, Artemis, Braid, GTA 4, Minecraft, StarCraft and StarCraft II, Sniper Elite, Puzzle Kombat, Age of Empires (Rise of Rome expansion), chess, Magic the Gathering, Settlers of Catan, Dominion...

Quotes:
"When I got untethered from the comfort of religion, it wasn't a loss of faith for me, it was a discovery of self. I had faith that I'm capable enough to handle any situation. There's peace in understanding that I have only one life, here and now, and I'm responsible."
-Brad Pitt (2009)

"The wise woman patterns her life on the theory and practice of modern banking: she never gives her love, but only lends it on the best security and at the highest rate of interest."
~Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Moulin Rouge (1952)

"Fallor ergo sum"
-Augustine

"I am not forcing anything on anyone. They are merely practicing a faith they decided to believe in of their own free will. Tell me, why do you think people believe in god? Because they want to. It's not easy living in an ugly, corrupt world. There is no certainty, nothing to hope for. People are lost, so they reach out. Don't you get it? God didn't create humans... No! It's humans who created god."
-Dr. Londez, Cowboy Bebop "Brain Scratch"

"Every word of the bible IS true. It's only when you start putting them together as sentences that they start getting iffy."
-Majora Luna (2013) comments section here

"You will never agree with any political party 100% and if you do, you're wrong."
-A Wise Man (2012)

"Live and be happy. Do no harm. Leave the world as good as you found it. (Or better, if possible)."
~My personal creed 2012-present
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dan, our furry-children, technology, a creative outlet, intelligence, meat and other delicious animal products.

Today, I decided that my favorite things are:
Going out for coffee.
Long night-time walks in the Summer.
Being barefoot.
Spending time with friends around the fire-pit.
Cuddles (from humans and from kitties).
Quietly appreciating beautiful sunsets.
Working - because I do what I love for a living... and
Really awesome thunderstorms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dance, modeling, the things that I need to get done, current social and political issues, and ways to live more sustainably/get off the grid/ways to maintain my current standard of living plus gain some "security" minus work more.

I fantasize about traveling around the US and the rest of the world, seeing fantastic natural sites, meeting interesting people. I also fantasize about settling down in a small home, living sustainably off-the-grid, supported by nature and ingenuity. These are both things that I would like to do with my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing with Dan somewhere. Potentially listening to "Tales from the Afternow" in the dark.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have only met two of my "high-school friends" in real life; the rest are still just names in a chatroom.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you would be interested in getting to know Dan and me.
...you know that I used the correct pronouns in my previous sentence.
...you know why it's awesome that I named my grey kitty Valen and that Dan named his black cat Ravage.

*Persons with children and/or religion need not apply.*
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Recently I had a game of profile tag with someone.... (I looked at her, she looked back, didn't message.. I looked again, etc). I finally decided to message this person because, even if she didn't like me like that, I thought she would be an interesting person to chat with. She told me that she didn't message me because she assumed that my inbox is too flooded with messages from better looking/more affluent folk and that I wouldn't ever respond to her. She was wrong. If you've read my profile and you aren't turned off... Message me!!