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LaJolieFleur

25 F Elkins Park, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:07pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Korean (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In a committed relationship with this human ----> Jehovatron and it's awesome. Actually, he's pretty much the most amazing guy you'll ever meet, so check him out.

Hi! My name is Gabrielle and I am currently a professional model (for both artists and photographers) and belly dancer. It pays pretty well and I love it, so I'm happy.

As a person, I consider myself fairly outgoing and confident (though actually an introvert), friendly, and quick-witted. I hold my friends to a high standard which leaves me with a small handful, but the people that I am close to I value highly and would do anything for. Humanity and I have a love-hate relationship... I would like to like people, but too many of them suck. I have been dubbed "the friendliest misanthrope." ...but you can call me B00b13Dr46oN. (...if you don't get it you should watch this).

I am not interested in any relationship games or bullshit, simply looking for a similarly intelligent human female who would be interested in being friends with Dan and me (we come as a set). Ideally, we hope that the relationship would eventually head in a physical direction, but intellectual compatibility is much more important than anything else, so the physical stuff is almost not worth mentioning. We'd rather make a new friend that isn't interested in sex than have a fling or a series of one-night-stands.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it. Dancing, modeling, spending way too much time on facebook, busying myself with the shameless self promotion bit of freelance modeling.. etc etc.

I've spent the last two months rehabbing a baby squirrel. He's adorable and living in an outdoor pre-release cage until the beginning of September.

Taking it easy this summer, because I tend to work too hard..
Lighting the outdoor fire pit, roasting hot dogs and marshmallows, having drinks with friends, watching good movies, drinking ALL the coffee...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Staying positive most of the time.
-Being cold in the middle of the summer.
-Picking out awesome t-shirts for other people.
-Overbooking myself and then going crazy because I have too much work.
-Failing at humor
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My friendly demeanor and my positive attitude? Actually, unless I'm working, I generally hope that people aren't noticing me... maybe they're noticing my waist-length hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Jane Eyre is probably my favorite classic; recently read Fahrenheit 451 and thought it was excellent. Haven't done much "pleasure" reading recently, though. I've been reading a lot of dance education and sustainable-living books.

Movies/series: In no particular order - FIREFLY (and Serenity), Braveheart, the LoTR trilogy, Armageddon, The Fifth Element, The Princess Bride, "V" for Vendetta, Fight Club, Dogma, Moulin Rouge, Titanic and The Notebook (which, I guess, makes me girly... but whatever). I love Babylon 5 and I have seen all StarTrek ever produced. Full Metal Alchemist, Fight Club, Die Hard, The Dark Knight, Ghost in the Shell, the Bourne trilogy, the first Saw movie....

Music: My library has a wide range of genres from country to rap to industrial. My favorite artists are as follows: Evanescence, Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Powerman5000, Nine Inch Nails, Rammstein, Hanzel und Gretyl, Marilyn Manson, Smashing Pumpkins, Within Temptation, and Jonathan Coulton. I also enjoy an occasional musical soundtrack, like Sweeny Todd or Jane Eyre (the Broadway musical). I love opera, especially French Romantic (read: dramatic, everybody dies), but don't listen to it much at present. I am also very fond of my belly dance music - Solace, Beats Antique, Pentaphobe etc. Oh, and the Bastion soundtrack kicks ass.

Food: I'll eat just about anything, but I'm not really into seafood or spicy foods.
AND Dan makes the best potato soup and beef jerky that ever existed.....

Games: Portal, Mirror's Edge, Artemis, Braid, GTA 4, Minecraft, StarCraft and StarCraft II, Sniper Elite, Puzzle Kombat, Age of Empires (Rise of Rome expansion), chess, Magic the Gathering, Settlers of Catan, Dominion...

Quotes:
"When I got untethered from the comfort of religion, it wasn't a loss of faith for me, it was a discovery of self. I had faith that I'm capable enough to handle any situation. There's peace in understanding that I have only one life, here and now, and I'm responsible."
-Brad Pitt (2009)

"The wise woman patterns her life on the theory and practice of modern banking: she never gives her love, but only lends it on the best security and at the highest rate of interest."
~Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Moulin Rouge (1952)

"Fallor ergo sum"
-Augustine

"Every word of the bible IS true. It's only when you start putting them together as sentences that they start getting iffy."
-Majora Luna (2013) comments section here

"You will never agree with any political party 100% and if you do, you're wrong."
-A Wise Man (2012)

"Live and be happy. Do no harm. Leave the world as good as you found it. (Or better, if possible)."
~My personal creed 2012-present
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dan, our kitty-children, technology, a creative outlet, intelligence, meat and other delicious animal products.

Today, I decided that my favorite things are:
Going out for coffee.
Long night-time walks in the Summer.
Being barefoot.
Spending time with friends around the fire-pit.
Cuddles (from humans and from kitties).
Quietly appreciating beautiful sunsets.
Working - because I do what I love for a living... and
Really awesome thunderstorms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dance. modeling, the things that I need to get done, current social and political issues, and ways to live more sustainably/get off the grid/ways to maintain my current standard of living plus gain some "security" minus work more.

I fantasize about traveling around the US and the rest of the world, seeing fantastic natural sites, meeting interesting people. I also fantasize about settling down in a small home, living sustainably off-the-grid, supported by nature and ingenuity. These are both things that I would like to do with my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing with Dan somewhere. Potentially listening to "Tales from the Afternow" in the dark.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There are a lot of really beautiful naked pictures of me on the internet....

Actually, that's not really private. I'll link you to them, if you ask :P
I’m looking for
  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you would be interested in getting to know Dan and me.
...you know that I used the correct pronouns in my previous sentence.
...you know why it's awesome that I named my grey kitty Valen and that Dan named his black cat Ravage.
...you want to be exposed to the 80s rock band that Brian Cox was a part of.
...you know who Brian Cox is, and why the above statement is awesome.
...or if you just feel like chatting. Nerds/gamers preferred. ;)

Gold star if you can pronounce my name correctly the first time we meet in person. :P

*Persons with children and/or religion need not apply.*