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LaberaLege

32 M Stamford, CT

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I can go out or stay in (it's tough being so versatile), I'm super down to earth (I walk on the ground every day), and most importantly: I'm a complete person (haven't had a single body part removed, one guy did offer 500$ for my kidney, but I figured it was worth at least 6).

It's been said I'm calm, but not patient. Anyway, let's get on with this.
What I’m doing with my life
Collecting bottle deposits and living like money ain't a thing.

Also: spending weekends hanging out with friends and family.

PSS: Mountainbiking. Often & hard.

I should probably add that I have a real job in finance, but I won't as three addendums would be overzealous.
I’m really good at
Surprises & creative out-of-the-blue type things; Macgyver-ing; talking to electronics; reaching things in high places; & opening stubborn jars.
The first things people usually notice about me
Sarcasm. Gets em every time. Except when they don't get it, then that's on them, I did my part.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Song of Ice and Fire; the Bourne Series; pretty much anything Tom Clancy;

Gladiator, life cycles

Deadwood/Mad Men/newsroom/breaking bad/game of thrones

Eminem/Jay-Z - Lana del ray. I have no idea how the last happened, it just did.

Burger and Beer - Runner up: Breakfast. No, not one dish, all the breakfast.
The six things I could never do without
Friends/Family
The outdoors
Internet
Things to build/tinker with/gear
Brain food
A million more wishes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Sex. (GGG)

-Why most women like makeup? The clean, natural look is hot. A hint of mascara if anything.

-Why they don't make a Brita pitcher with a secure reservoir top. Seriously, it's not like it's a first gen product, seal that shit.

-How people live in NJ and don't have an EZpass.

-How ice evaporates in my freezer.

-What it is about being in a car that makes girls think it's picture time.

-I have never come across so many dinosaurs outside of a museum.

-How dinosaurs and dating coincide; if you try to eat me I will take you down Laurasaurus.

-Ravenous after riding, I bought 20 boxes of Mac and cheese the other day. Content with my purchase, I'm leaving the store and realize I don't have a pot to cook them in. I've been living on my own for 6 years and this was the first time I've needed a pot...

-Things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely accompanied by a beer (Whites/wheats if warm, Stouts/porters when it's cold) and friends. Hopefully planning the attack for a sweet outdoor activity the following day.

Filling said Brita pitcher to the top. It's very important this is done on Friday.

Turning the TV off at the bar mid-game. I'm an evil mastermind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been hit by an automobile while riding on two separate occasions, both times were my fault. One of these instances snapped my bike in two. The other was a brief how d'ya do.

I recently realized that I buy clothes so laundry can be done less often. I'm sure I'm not alone, but I legitimately wasn't aware this was the driving factor behind my purchases.

I have to take the extra 10 seconds in the morning to make sure my collar stays match.

I don't have Facebook.

Dogs>cats
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Hello is not a paragraph.

Quick note to those who aren't interested in shirtless pictures: whenever I take mine down, there's a precipitous drop in my page views... Weird.