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32 M Stamford, CT

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:50pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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I can go out or stay in (it's tough being so versatile), I'm super down to earth (I walk on the ground every day), and most importantly: I'm a complete person (haven't had a single body part removed, one guy did offer 500$ for my kidney, but I figured it was worth at least 6).

It's been said I'm calm, but not patient. Anyway, let's get on with this.
What I’m doing with my life
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Collecting bottle deposits and living like money ain't a thing.

Also: spending weekends hanging out with friends and family.

PSS: Mountainbiking. Often & hard.

I should probably add that I have a real job in finance, but I won't as three addendums would be overzealous.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Surprises & creative out-of-the-blue type things; Macgyver-ing; talking to electronics; getting nerdy in excel, mountain biking, skiing, reaching things in high places; & opening stubborn jars.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sarcasm. Gets em every time. Except when they don't get it, then that's on them, I did my part.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Song of Ice and Fire; the Bourne Series; pretty much anything Tom Clancy;

Gladiator, life cycles

Deadwood/Mad Men/newsroom/breaking bad/game of thrones

Eminem/Jay-Z - Lana Del Ray. I have no idea how the last happened, it just did.

Burger and Beer - Runner up: Breakfast. No, not one dish, all the breakfast.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The outdoors
Things to build/tinker with/gear
Brain food
A million more wishes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Sex. (GGG)

-Why most women like makeup? The clean, natural look is hot. A hint of mascara if anything.

-Why they don't make a Brita pitcher with a secure reservoir top. Seriously, it's not like it's a first gen product, seal that shit.

-How people live in NJ and don't have an EZpass. Or anywhere. Get an EZpass already.

-How ice evaporates in my freezer. Update: I've found the answer.

-What it is about being in a car that makes girls think it's picture time.

-I have never come across so many dinosaurs outside of a museum.

-How dinosaurs and dating coincide; if you try to eat me I will take you down Laurasaurus.

-Ravenous after riding, I bought 20 boxes of Mac and cheese the other day. Content with my purchase, I'm leaving the store and realize I don't have a pot to cook them in. I've been living on my own for 6 years and this was the first time I've needed a pot...

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely accompanied by a beer (Whites/wheats if warm, Stouts/porters when it's cold) and friends. Hopefully planning the attack for a sweet outdoor activity the following day.

Filling said Brita pitcher to the top. It's very important this is done on Friday.

Turning the TV off at the bar mid-game. I'm an evil mastermind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been hit by an automobile while riding on two separate occasions, both times were my fault. One of these instances snapped my bike in two. The other was a brief how d'ya do.

I recently realized that I buy clothes so laundry can be done less often. I'm sure I'm not alone, but I legitimately wasn't aware this was the driving factor behind my purchases.

I have to take the extra 10 seconds in the morning to make sure my collar stays match.

I don't have Facebook.

You should message me if
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Hello is not a paragraph.

You'd like to engage in a battle of wit. Or wits. Or just battle. Or you know, grab a drink.