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  • Ages 18–28
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My details

Last online
Jan 15
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
More than $1,000,000
Seeing Someone
Strictly monogamous
Has cats
My self-summary
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I'm Hayley.

One day I'd like a house by the sea, I'm a land lover, but by the sea there's nothing but you and me.

I really want to learn to play the Theramin.

I'm short, some people say 5'3, others say 5'2. The best way to find out would be to measure myself, but the idea of not knowing makes it all the more novel. I make a good armrest if nothing else.

Edito- I was forced to reveal the secrets of my height at the doctors and I am in fact 5'3. Eesh shortie.

I enjoy peeling vegetables. It feels very primitive.

I'm going to attempt to sum myself up a little better than a glorified vegetable peeling armrest. I currently have black/dark brown hair, dip dyed (it changes a lot). I have blue eyes and am far paler than I'd like to be. I've moved around the country quite a lot, lived in the states and think it's time I stayed in once place for a while.

In a nutshell, I'm a romantic , and I like showing that in a lot of different ways. I draw.. I paint.. I write.. I am more romantic than the average human, though less than the average poet.

When I was little I used to wrap my duvet into a circle and pretend it was a nest.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently completing my 4th, 5th and 6th A-levels at college. I channelled all of my love and passion into art from the get-go and have recently realised it won't pay the bills. It pains me to say it but I'm taking my career down a different path, with my army of A-levels! I'll be going to Uni in September to study literature.

I need to mention this somewhere on here. A really beautiful thing happened to me. I visited Paris, saw all the sights and was pretty fed up with the hot weather, rude Frenchmen and arrogance. But I climbed to The Sacre Coeur and it blew my mind. The view, the romance, the exhaustion, the warm mid summer breeze. Topped off with a busker singing The Connells 74 75. I need more moments like this. Beauty is reaching something you thought was impossible and realising it was totally worth the climb.

'I used to think it was this house
Then it was this city..
Now it's just me' - 12/11/12
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Gosh.. Let's see. I'm really good at making sushi, baking cakes, collecting different things successfully and being obsessed with space? Nothing too impressive, but bake a good cake and you've got the world at your feet.

Yeah so there's what i'm good at. Being irrational and perving on space.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm rather short.. and have quite little hands and wrists.. I can get them into letterboxes and successfully nab letters, although it's illegal, I could steal a few letters if I wanted to :) Bonnie and Clyde of the postal service. I also have quite large eyes in comparison to the rest of me... or so I've been told!

I was told by my sister the other day that I was very "Vampy". Perhaps that's a good definition. Although I don't make a habit of using people and sexually punishing. I think she was referring to my style.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I used to read a lot, but these days I can't honestly say I do. Although if I find a great book, I won't sleep until I've read it all. Like most things, there's good and bad, and the bad outweighs the good and puts me off. But I'll put down some books i've read and love.

Alices adventures in wonderland - Lewis Carroll
Any Shakespeare
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Communist Manifesto - Karl Marx, Engels
The German Ideology - Those rascals again
A clockwork orange- Anthony Burgess
1984, Animal Farm- George Orwell
A catcher in the rye - J.D Salinger
One flew over the cuckoo's nest- Ken Kesey
The perks of being a wallflower- Stephen Chbosky
The bell jar - Sylvia Plath
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte

As for movies, I love them. But I really can't stand watching awfully made movies. I love horror.. horror.. horror.. horror.

*Let the right one in*
*I <3 huckabees*
*A beautiful mind*
*One flew over a cuckoos nest*
*Pulp Fiction*
*District 9*
*Most zombie movies*
*Edward scissor hands*
*The notebook* - Yes.. run.. run
*The butterfly effect*
*A clockwork orange*
*Beauty and the beast*
*Napoleon dynamite*
*American beauty*
*Lilya 4ever*
*Girl Interrupted*
*Fight club*
*Paranormal activity*
*The Blair witch project*
*The shining*
*The Exorcist*

The list goes on... and on.. and on..
This is heavy going on my fingers here. Owh jeez.


As for music - I'm a big fan of rockabilly/psychobilly. Motown, 80's, a bit of everything. Isn't that the most irritating phrase ever? This is what I listen to the most of at the moment though;

*The Grateful dead*
*Circa Survive*
*City And Colour*
*Bob Dylan*
*David Bowie*
*Coheed And Cambria*
*Billy Talent*
*Tiger Army*
*Joy Division*
*The Doors*
*Built To Spill*
*Belle and Sebastian*
*Elliot Smith*
*Yann Tiersen*
*Paul Baribeau*
*Sufjan Stevens*
*Chris Garneau*
*Aphex Twin*
*Of Montreal*
*Neutral Milk Hotel*
*Eagles Of Death Metal*
*The Shins*
*Smashing Pumpkins*
*Massive Attack*
*Death Cab For Cutie*
*Tori Amos*
*The Pixies*

As for food? I'm not picky at all and I need to be with someone that loves food as much as I do! In many shapes and forms! Favourites are probably Tex-Mex, Thai and Chinese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Privacy
2.Things to look forward to
3. Mystery
4. Sanity!
5. Forgiveness ( you'll find people that don't forgive are bitter.. yuck)
6. Someone to share everything with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I should get dressed.

The "vastness" of space?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the 19th of November my fortune cookie told me 'The secret of getting ahead is getting started'. I've decided to take that advice and run with it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have seven tattoos.

1. Anchor and swallow - Stomach
2. Esto Perpetue - Left wrist
3. Me and you - Right wrist
4. Swallow - Right foot
5. Swallow - Left foot
6. 221B - Top of neck (if you know the reference we will get on!)
7. Ah that's a mystery!

I am one of the few people that can lucid dream.

Oh and I cry when Anakin goes over to the dark side, and the Darth Vader mask is put on.. Sad but true.
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